Give condoms to children.
Strawman, but teenagers are okay.
Go to jail for spanking your children.
More straw, though spanking should probably be discouraged.
Light sentences for child molesters.
Strawmen everywhere, though the sex offender's registry in general needs some serious reform because it puts a moron who urinated in public right next to said child molester.
Legalizing gay marriage.
No strawmen here, we evil liberals want this, and we will get it.
Legalizing late term abortion and partial birth abortion.
If you looked up what those were, you'll see that sometimes it must be done. Like abortion in general, really.
Amnesty for all illegals.
Nothing wrong with that, where's your registration with the Bureau of Indian Affairs, by the way.
Total entitlement society (from cradle to grave).
Seems like a strawman Scandinavia, I wouldn't mind if the US became more like Scandinavia.
Gun control.
Yes please, and every few months we can see a vivid image in our schools of our lack of gun control. Jesus approves, by the way.
Fairness doctrine.
If we had that, then maybe you and the millions of other brainwashed conservatives wouldn't be that way if right after Rush Limbaugh there was a guy explaining what really happened in the news and what everyone mentioned was really doing.