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#49538
Redhunter
\"masturbation IS rape\"
That is the stupidist thing I have heard in a while. So does that mean when I picture checking into my Parisian hotel next week I've already traveled there too?
When I remember the time that I met Danny Elfman does that mean I've met him twice now?
Is mental rape the same as skull-fucking?
What in your world isn't demon induced?
7/5/2006 11:29:43 AM
#49598
David D.G.
Wow. I've seen examples before of people who have difficulty distinguishing between fantasy and reality, but this takes the cake.
~David D.G.
7/5/2006 4:17:41 PM
#49687
Julian
rockman - what you need to do next time you have an urge like that, is the following week in church during prayer, get up, unzip and flop everything out into the baptismal font and scream, \"Begone foul demons, I rebuke thy sinful thoughts and sick urges about [insert name(s) here]. I renounce thee in the name of Jesus Christ, and I will not [insert thoughts you had].\"
You then need to whack your (hopefully flaccid - keep dousing until you're flaccid) cock on the 4 corners of the baptismal font to represent the four angels at the four corners of the Earth, then walk up to the priest and ask him to kneel and bless your tallywhacker.
Trust me - works like a charm!
7/6/2006 4:09:59 AM
#142733
Rahab
So wait, I'm raping myself? How does that work?
1/20/2007 2:05:53 AM
#142735
SaneChick
There is no such thing as mental rape, you creepy fucker.
1/20/2007 2:08:49 AM
#142746
Man Called True
Until we develop a way to telepathically rape people, that's in no way, shape or form even halfway true.
And if demons are the ones who encourage me to masturbate, then my gods there are a lot of demons with too much time on their hands.
1/20/2007 2:25:47 AM
#142787
Hawker Hurricane
Wait... masturbation is forcing someone to have sex with me against thier will... but the only person involved is me... therefore I'm forcing myself to have sex with myself against my will... and if I were under 18, would it be statutory mental rape, even if I consented?
((Walks off, muttering...))
1/20/2007 3:03:54 AM
#142802
CousinTed
Maybe You jerk off to rape fantasies...
1/20/2007 3:38:56 AM
#142827
Damn Yankee
The only mental rape I've ever seen was in Evangelion, when Asuka got fucked up by that cool blue Angel sitting in orbit till Rei nuked the fuck out of it with the Lance of Longinus. /anime geek
Redhunter: You met Danny Elfman? What's he like?
1/20/2007 4:18:53 AM
#142838
Cerebulon
Rape me, my friend.
1/20/2007 4:45:07 AM
#194458
NonProphet
Rape: forcing someone to have sex against their will.
I don't see how I'm forcing myself to masturbate against my will. I mean, do you think people who do masturbate put a gun to their own head, or what?
3/28/2007 8:49:15 PM
#194470
anti-nonsense
wtf.....
3/28/2007 8:58:14 PM
#194536
BurntBush
I feel so cheap.
3/28/2007 9:42:08 PM
#195105
JP
I feel like masturbation implies consent. What if I'm wearing something slutty, and I just can't control myself?
3/29/2007 7:42:07 PM
#195141
Puck
OH NOES MY HAND IS A RAPE VICTIM
3/29/2007 8:21:35 PM
#195153
Flatworm
masturbation IS rape!
That has to be among the top ten most insane things I have ever heard.
For someone who browses FSTDT, that's saying a lot.
3/29/2007 8:41:42 PM
#195168
Finkel
Damn you Redhunter, I'm jealouse, you meet Danny Elfman!
3/29/2007 9:07:34 PM
#195207
Anna Ghislaine
We see so many posts attributing things to demons. Is Hell really that boring that these demons have nothing better to do with their time?
3/29/2007 11:04:20 PM
#195245
SakuraPassion
What!?
Now I've heard everything.
3/30/2007 12:56:49 AM
#477595
Ceeb
Apparently the TV in Hell is broken, because now the demons are making me frantically jerk off. Hold on now, here comes another one. *Ziiiiip*
4/26/2008 4:22:54 AM
#477606
SSJPunk
Maybe if you have multiple personality disorder and switch from your masturbator personality to a prude personality at the last second...
4/26/2008 4:29:55 AM
#483004
Feminazi
It's not rape if you enjoy it.
5/1/2008 4:06:55 AM
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5/1/2008 7:07:43 AM
#483218
Yes because after I masterbate I need months of therapy to recover....
5/1/2008 9:06:57 AM
#656737
clockworkgirl21
Damn. Then I mentally rape Idina Menzel every night.
8/28/2008 7:55:31 AM
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