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masturbation IS rape! In your head or whatever the sick fuck uses to get off, it's mental rape. and it's totally demon-induced.
POD Warrior Forum
[8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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\"masturbation IS rape\"
That is the stupidist thing I have heard in a while. So does that mean when I picture checking into my Parisian hotel next week I've already traveled there too?
When I remember the time that I met Danny Elfman does that mean I've met him twice now?
Is mental rape the same as skull-fucking?
What in your world isn't demon induced?
7/5/2006 11:29:43 AM
Wow. I've seen examples before of people who have difficulty distinguishing between fantasy and reality, but this takes the cake.
7/5/2006 4:17:41 PM
rockman - what you need to do next time you have an urge like that, is the following week in church during prayer, get up, unzip and flop everything out into the baptismal font and scream, \"
Begone foul demons, I rebuke thy sinful thoughts and sick urges about
[insert name(s) here]
. I renounce thee in the name of Jesus Christ, and I will not
[insert thoughts you had].\"
You then need to whack your (hopefully flaccid - keep dousing until you're flaccid) cock on the 4 corners of the baptismal font to represent the four angels at the four corners of the Earth, then walk up to the priest and ask him to kneel and bless your tallywhacker.
Trust me - works like a charm!
7/6/2006 4:09:59 AM
So wait, I'm raping myself? How does that work?
1/20/2007 2:05:53 AM
There is no such thing as mental rape, you creepy fucker.
1/20/2007 2:08:49 AM
Man Called True
Until we develop a way to telepathically rape people, that's in no way, shape or form even halfway true.
And if demons are the ones who encourage me to masturbate, then my gods there are a lot of demons with too much time on their hands.
1/20/2007 2:25:47 AM
Wait... masturbation is forcing someone to have sex with me against thier will... but the only person involved is me... therefore I'm forcing myself to have sex with myself against my will... and if I were under 18, would it be statutory mental rape, even if I consented?
((Walks off, muttering...))
1/20/2007 3:03:54 AM
Maybe You jerk off to rape fantasies...
1/20/2007 3:38:56 AM
The only mental rape I've ever seen was in Evangelion, when Asuka got fucked up by that cool blue Angel sitting in orbit till Rei nuked the fuck out of it with the Lance of Longinus. /anime geek
Redhunter: You met Danny Elfman? What's he like?
1/20/2007 4:18:53 AM
Rape me, my friend.
1/20/2007 4:45:07 AM
Rape: forcing someone to have sex against their will.
I don't see how I'm forcing myself to masturbate against my will. I mean, do you think people who do masturbate put a gun to their own head, or what?
3/28/2007 8:49:15 PM
3/28/2007 8:58:14 PM
I feel so cheap.
3/28/2007 9:42:08 PM
I feel like masturbation implies consent. What if I'm wearing something slutty, and I just can't control myself?
3/29/2007 7:42:07 PM
OH NOES MY HAND IS A RAPE VICTIM
3/29/2007 8:21:35 PM
masturbation IS rape!
That has to be among the top ten most insane things I have ever heard.
For someone who browses FSTDT, that's saying a lot.
3/29/2007 8:41:42 PM
Damn you Redhunter, I'm jealouse, you meet Danny Elfman!
3/29/2007 9:07:34 PM
We see so many posts attributing things to demons. Is Hell really that boring that these demons have nothing better to do with their time?
3/29/2007 11:04:20 PM
Now I've heard everything.
3/30/2007 12:56:49 AM
Apparently the TV in Hell is broken, because now the demons are making me frantically jerk off. Hold on now, here comes another one. *Ziiiiip*
4/26/2008 4:22:54 AM
Maybe if you have multiple personality disorder and switch from your masturbator personality to a prude personality at the last second...
4/26/2008 4:29:55 AM
It's not rape if you enjoy it.
5/1/2008 4:06:55 AM
Study: Most Self-Abuse Goes Unreported
It are true. I kno because it are in the Unyun.
5/1/2008 7:07:43 AM
Yes because after I masterbate I need months of therapy to recover....
5/1/2008 9:06:57 AM
Damn. Then I mentally rape Idina Menzel every night.
8/28/2008 7:55:31 AM