What evidence are you referring to. Because if you show me clear cut evidence of evolution, I might consider thinking my great great grandparents were part ape. Which evidence was that again? I have never seen any evidence to convince me that evolution actually occurs. Bummer, I guess I can just hope for a greater outcome in life than you can.
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"Bummer, I guess I can just hope for a greater outcome in life than you can."
Yes you can hope for greater crop yields, more powerful antibiotics and vaccines. Oh wait, those are the result of evolution. Bummer, I guess you'll have to die.
I'm an ape, you're an ape, your grandparents were apes as well.
We diverged from the other apes due to various factors. Homo Erectus was an important intermediary stage, but we don't have any living specimens now.
The evidence is still there, whether or not you accept it.
Bummer, I guess I can just hope for a greater outcome in life than you can.
What, is the earth softer were you live? Or you mean better crematories?
You're only part ape? I shudder to think what might make up the rest of you.
Why is it you fundies first of all don't think humans are animals and second of all don't think we're apes? I'd love to see your classification of humans.
His great great grandparents had DNA fragments put there by viruses that infected their ancestors. Chimps have the same DNA fragments, in the same places, put there by viruses that infected their ancestors. The probability that this happened by chance to each species separately, as opposed to happening to a common ancestor and getting passed down, is almost zero. The same basic technology is used for paternity testing.
People like Bill are the reason why the United States ranked 29th in a recent study of High School students scientific proficiency.
Bill, whether people like you like it or not, the rest of the educated world has accepted evolution as a fact.
The more you fight it the more backwards you look.
They show you great evidence of evolution but, since you don't really know how it works, and you make strawmen to substain a particular religious doctrine(inerracy of the Bible), you'll never accept it. It's up to you to carry on deceiving yourself.
"Because if you show me clear cut evidence of evolution,”
Gotta figure that you’re looking for evidence of something that is NOT the science of evolutionary theory. A lizard laying an egg that hatches a mouse, say, or some other caricature.
“I might consider thinking my great great grandparents were part ape.”
Humans are apes, dumbass. They weren’t part ape, they’re apes.
You’re an ape.
We’re all apes.
We already live on the Planet of the Apes.
Your inability (or unwillingness) to grasp the basics is what prevents you from seeing the evolutionaryisms.
“Which evidence was that again? I have never seen any evidence to convince me that evolution actually occurs.”
Nor do you intend to.
“Bummer, I guess I can just hope for a greater outcome in life than you can.”
See, that’s a connotation that’s a creationist mistake. Nothing in any science says ‘there is no god’ or anything that prevents a heaven from existing.
Evolution does suggest that Genesis is not literal history, but that’s your problem, not the science’s.
There are plenty of parables in the Bible, maybe the Fall is just a metaphor for mankind’s potential to sin. Not forensic reporting.
Confused?
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