SANTA - SANAT - SATAN?
Friend, don't glorify Satan by giving the glory and attributes of Jesus Christ to Santa Claus! Santa is a COUNTERFEIT GOD, and you are honoring Satan when you teach your children to believe in Santa! Christians should teach their children the TRUTH. We should glorify God by teaching our children about Jesus Christ and His saving grace!
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Oh my... Santa isn't a God, and nor is e worshipped or treated as such. Santa is based on the legend of Saint Nicolas, a Roman Catholic saint, who happens to be the patron saint for children. As far as I'm aware, he earned the legend and sainthood by going around to poor families during Christmas time and giving presents to needy children.
Santa isn't evil, although weirdly, I never believed in him. Heh.
@Osiris: It does mean "saint", but "santa" is only used in femenine. For it to be gramatically correct it would have to be "san"; "santo" being the noun.
In my country, Santa Klaus is usually called El Viejo Pascuero ("The Old Man from Christmas"). So, I guess you'll have to make a new anagram.
So if an anagram of a spiritual/supernatural figure can be made to spell something else, the anagram reveals that entities true nature?
Um... does that mean God is a Dog? Maybe your theory needs a little more consideration
"giving the glory and attributes of Jesus Christ to Santa Claus!"
...Jesus has an army of elves help him make toys, which he then delivers to well-behaved children by sliding down the chimney?
Why do you continue to mock the precious Lord Jesus on this Forum. Do you not know there is a price to pay for such mockery? We try to convey the truth to you, but you refuse to listen just as the children of israel refused to listen. Do you not know that you are of your father the Devil?
Jesus, open the eyes of these sinner to your precious holy word.
Christians should teach their children the TRUTH
Dunno about the rest of you, but shortly after this statement my head exploded...
Why do you continue to mock the precious Lord Jesus on this Forum. Do you not know there is a price to pay for such mockery? We try to convey the truth to you, but you refuse to listen just as the children of israel refused to listen. Do you not know that you are of your father the Devil?
Jesus, open the eyes of these sinner to your precious holy word.
Well, my pet peeve was always the kids with invisible friends, made-up languages and secret handshakes.. what can I say.. Unfortunately, you seem to have never gotten over your invisible-friend phase.
Must be getting close to Christmas again, the fundy fucktard brigade is out, calling Santa, Satan. Yaaaaaaawn.
Oh, yea,
(Just to piss you off)
Washed In The Blood : Yawn, shoo little troll. And anyway, I'm Catholic, so I already believe in Jesus. (Well, I'm awaiting Baptism and Confirmation next Easter, but that's not the point.)
Washed In The Blood
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The thing is, we really don't mock your god too much. We really do mock you fundy fucktards, though.
Why do you continue to mock the precious Lord Jesus on this Forum.
Assuming you're not a troll, how can you self-identify with God to that extent? Mocking you is not mocking God.
So when a Spanish-speaking person says "Santa Maria!", he's calling on the devil? Wow. Who knew?
Christians should teach their children the TRUTH. We should glorify God by teaching our children about Jesus Christ and His saving grace
Damn right. Make sure your three year old knows you bought that present. And enough of this "Tooth Fairy" crap. If you catch the little would-be heathen watching Thomas the Tank Engine or Bob the Builder, make sure they know there ain't no damn talking trains or bulldozers. Talking snakes, now that's OK. Also, it's OK to believe in magic fruit, staffs turning into serpents and five loaves of bread and two fish feeding 5,000 people. [/sarcasm]
If 'santa' = 'satan', shouldn't 'dog' = 'god'?
OK. Convinced. I'm off to found the Church of Gromit the Strong and Silent.
I'm glad I'm not a Christian, or at least not a fundie, Christmas wouldn't be any fun if I was. Because I'm an atheist I can give and receive presents, listen to nice music (if there is one thing that Christianity did right it's the music, except that "Christian Rock" crap), spend time with my family and eat way to much food without worrying about all that serious boring church stuff.
Fundies seem to want to have a "no fun" religion, and a no fun life in general. I don't see why anybody would want to be a fundie.
@Bryan: he might have a bit of difficultly seeing as James Melton already has a stick up his ass.
Gee, I never knew. I was never good at anagrams anyway.
Nobody (over 10) worships Santa. Get over it; Santa is just a fucking story made up to make children happy.
"Continue to mock. I take great pleasure in suffering for my precious Lord. O, to be counted worthy to endure the suffering!"
I think it's a sad thing that you've been so indoctrinated that you actually think you're doing God a service by inviting scorn and derision by making these statements. You live for self fulfilling prophecies and demand persecution to justify yourselves. You deny yourselves the potential of ever truly living through self immolation and willful ignorance and yet somehow manage the audacity to judge those who don't share your view. There is no hope for you as you can only lift yourselves up by looking down at everyone else you have condemned to Hell. You have forfeit your ability to reason for a book that has so many interpretations that no one is really sure what it really means anymore. Don't come here to proselytize. You are out gunned and out numbered and you might just learn something about the real nature of humanity. So unless you want to know what truly decent human beings are like, I'd suggest you scurry back under your pew before something intelligent happens.
You make anagrams out of my name! What is an anagram? That is obviously a demonic manifestation!
Ok, this one's gotta be a troll...
And just in case you're serious: Yes, anagrams are the devil's work! Along with palindromes, things that go "bweep" and Belgium.
No, I am not a troll (whatever that is) I am an Independant Fundamentalist Baptist standing on the word of God (1611 KJV). Know that when you insult me you insult the one I love! Jesus come quickly! But not too quickly as I know you want to save these precious souls! Even so, Lord, Come!
"Continue to mock. I take great pleasure in suffering for my precious Lord. O, to be counted worthy to endure the suffering!"
Santa vs Jesus
In the blue corner, weighing in at 125 pounds wearing the white trunks, he's the one true Messiah, Yahweh, The Son of God Himself!! Jeeeeeeeesusssssss Chriiiiiiiiiiiiiist!
And in the red corner, weighing in at a jolly 350 pounds in red trunks with fluffy white trim, St Nick, the Jolly Old Soul, Chris Cringle...Saaaaaaaaaaaaaanta Claaaaaaaaaause!!!
Ladies and Gentleman, Boys and Girls, Children of all ages......
LETS GET READY TO RUUUUUUMBLEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Oh blessed Jesus, let your Spirit come on these people. Work on them with your mighty right hand of righteousness.
Santa is simply another name for Satan. Re arrange the letters and that is what you get! Santa and his minions are nothing more than a physical manifestation of Satan and his hordes of demons leading our children to the pits of hell!
You won't be snickering and laughing when you are burning in hell with the "Jolly Old Elf" and his sick perverted demons!
Wait, Jesus is going to work his mighty right hand until his spirit comes on us?
You're having us on, surely!
Yea, except "Santa Claus" is a misspelling of the Dutch version of "Saint Nicholas," who is a CHRISTIAN saint. And until Riplinger's book was written, there has never been a reference to a fallen angel named "Ole Nick" (though it was a nickname for the Devil in the backwoods areas of the US in the 18th & early 19th centuries).
In short, you're a damned moron.
Okay, Washed In The Blood , that innuendo was way too blatant.
If you're going to troll it up, you could at least throw something about the Virgin Mary being the Devil because her name in Spanish is Santa Maria. Y'know, something both ludicrous and amusing.
Sorry, don't have time to comment, off to worship at The Cult of the Fat Red Man. Ho ho ho, my brothers!
"The King is coming, the King is coming, He's coming again."
Are you ready for the coming of the King? The Word declares that He will come at an hour you least expect Him. Are you ready?
"Santa Claus wears a red suit,
@ Washed in the Blood
And how may centuries has that been said again?
If there weren't fanatical morons like you, there wouldn't be a need for this site.
The moral of this story: Don't feed the bears!
MELTON - MOLTEN
Like hell. Holy crap.
Instead of pulling false ethymology from your arse, consider that the tradition come from Germanic countries and that Santa is a nick coming from Sint(saint) Niklaus(Nicholas), the name of a bishop who led important charities to children and who inspired this tradition.
Santa Clause is a bastardisation of Saint Nicholaus who acquired a variety of mythology from pagan winter cultures as a gift bringing entity.
And God = GDo = Dgo = Dog!
Therefore cats are evil...
I'm still glad Fundies don't play videogames, or they'd be ranting nonstop about disney & the gay agenda.
For reference purposes, I'm referring to the Xemnas=Mansex thing.
Confused?
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