What's 30 years in the evolutionary scheme of things? After all, Darwin had very serious objections and problems with his own theory that have never been resolved. And that was over a century ago - still a drop in the bucket.
Hey, let's do a Darwinian test. If Darwin was right and evolution is true, then
bang, You're dead.
And your ideas are dead with you.
It's the darwinian way - Evolution says might makes right and attrition is by tooth and claw, not by intellect.
So now that you're dying on the floor of a bullet wound, any final thoughts before you go into the ground like all the other animals?
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You can't kill me, I'm immortal. Hm? I thought we were talking theoreticaly. It makes about the same sense.
Also, we need the legion here.
My final thoughts, I imagine, would be, "What a dickhead!"
Do I get the standard three stumbles and a groan before I kick the bucket?
Rawr. So this is, what... #27903 in the queue of misunderstanding Darwin and the concept of evolution & clinging to the false notion that every single thing Darwin wrote is still considered legit science.. y'know, fuckit, this is every logical and rational fallacy all wrapped into the old "commonsense" travesty of an argument. I really shouldn't get this worked up over something a toothless, banjo-playing kid who just discovered Teh Intarwebz says, but I can't help it atm... It must be the Guinness..
Yeah, your ass is going to prison, where it will be repeatedly violated.
And evolution is descriptive, not prescriptive.
Final thoughts? No, how about final words...
"smile dood, ur bein punked..."
So now that you're dying on the floor of a bullet wound, any final thoughts before you go into the ground like all the other animals?
Bye...It's been fun...No, you cannot have my car....Applesauce.
What, did you hear this halfwit tidbit from your preacher?
Assholes who say "bang"...not the fittest, by a long shot.
Yes. I've told 15 other people that evolution is true, and that if I die of a gunshot wound, they are to hunt you down.
THAT's the basis of evolution. Not might makes right...the incompatible thing in an environment (for example, a psychotic killer) will be removed, and will not pass on it's genes.
Evolution says might makes right and attrition is by tooth and claw, not by intellect.
Evolution doesn't say "might makes right". That phrase was invented a decade before Darwin's book by Adin Ballou, who was a pacifist and used it as a description of the philosophy of hawks who disagreed with him. Nature "red in tooth and claw" was written in a poem by Tennyson, again almost a decade before Darwin's book.
So now that you're dying on the floor of a bullet wound, any final thoughts before you go into the ground like all the other animals?
Statistically, if you're smarter, you live longer and get smarter mates and children - which is exactly how evolution explains the rapid rise in human brain size over the last million years. Even today, if you're educated, get a good job and can live in an affluent community, you rarely get shot and your kids rarely grow up working in the Wal-Mart warehouse.
Yes, you are stupid, you do not understand evolution or natural selection at all, and I'm asking Admin to cancel your account as soon I log out.
Yeah: The satisfying thought of you going to prison and being raped for killing me.
BTW, aren't guns a byproduct of intellect?
Yeah, my thoughts would be "this guy doesn't see the cameras or the kevlar vest (both of which I made with my intellect), what a retard. I'll just play dead (cause it's smart and I'm using my intellect again) till he walks into the next room, knock him out and hand his ass to the cops. And then I'll use my intellect to impress females, ensuring my genetic material has a chance to continue to the next generation."
By this time you're in the next room, and I'm grabbing a police baton.
I have a better idea, let's just wait, say, 5000 years and see which survives better, Christianity or the theory of evolution.
Ah yes, the old "Evolution is true because if it weren't, I would be unhappy" argument.
I can't refute it! It's too powerful!
Hey! Lets do a Maths test. Given that X = 2 and Y = 7, then
Bang, you're dead.
And your ideas are dead with you.
It's the Fundie way - The Bible says might makes right and attrition is by tooth and claw, not by intellect.
Even today, if you're educated, get a good job and can live in an affluent community, you rarely get shot and your kids rarely grow up working in the Wal-Mart warehouse.
Er - the minimum "Walmart warehouse" workers are outbreeding afluent households. And because of social programs, almost all of those poor kids are able to reach reproduction age.
Seems that being average human intelligence is more reproductively fit than being highly intelligent.
If nature is that way, it's that way, whether the guy who formulates the theory to explain it exists or not. Gravity, evolution or relativity were the same in the Stone age and now.
Because internet bullets are not lethal...
And its quite shocking. Us as atheists don't feel the need to kill people for no reason (There are probably reasons for killing other people such as self defense).
The moron does'nt get that Intellect provided us with guns...
Is there a place and a context where this makes sense? Science will always have objections and problems with theories, that is what breeds developements. Science is changing all the time, evolving when it meets new ideas and criticism.
Did Darwin say something about killing people with guns? I must have missed that part.
EVOLUTION DOES NOT oh fuck it I give up
Also, Lightwave, if you're seriously considering doing that just to say "DERWEN WUZ WRUNG", then I am very concerned about your state of mind.
Oh yeah. Also, "thou shall not kill" ring a bell?
Last though: "Hah, stupid fuck doesn't know the cops are already outside waiting."
Go back to playing your shoot-'em-up games, and keep your trigger finger to yourself.
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