"in heaven there's tons of food and a BIG house that all of us live in and we know everyone and we get to be with God. its very beautiful. streets of gold and jewels and so on. it'll be awesome. we won't have to do a thing. see, you work hard on earth..and then get a free ride all of eternity...if you're a follower of Christ, that is."
Remember Matthew 19:24?:
'It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God'
It means that literally. Thus the likes of Bill Gates, Warren Buffet, the Sultan of Brunei et al could club together and pay for the building of a needle, scaled up so that a camel could walk through it easily (with room to spare). Then messrs Gates, Buffet, Sultan etc would own Christianity. They could rewrite the Bible as they saw fit; meaning that only non-fundie Christians, Muslims, Hindus, Wiccans, Satanists, Agnostics & Atheists would go to Heaven, and you right-wing fundies would go to Hell. Bill Gates could release 'Microsoft Heaven 2.0'- your installation guaranteed!
Should've thought about that, Bronze Age goatfuckers, when writing up what'd become the Bible, eh? When making up (with the emphasis on 'making up') it's Holy Writ, you should've taken the future into account!
...or I could buy a whole camel carcass, chop it up, put said bits through a blender, then squirt said 'Camel Smoothie' through the eye of a standard sweing needle using a hypodermic syringe. Thus me, an Atheist, would go to Heaven - guaranteed!
That's the trouble with the Literal Word of God - people will use that against you fundies, to prove it's not literally true.
