* MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE
This program was the most blatantly occultic program in history; yet, most parents had no idea of the meaning of the various activities and implements. He-Man led the forces of the "White", or Good Forces; Skeletor led the forces of the "Black", or evil Forces. He-Man and Skeletor were constantly battling over control of a demon-possessed castle called Castle Greyskull. When He-Man or Skeletor stood resolutely with feet far apart and sword lifted upward grasped with both hands, a beam of power, represented as a broad stream of light, would burst out of the Heavens. This light would travel to the tip of the sword, flow down the length of the blade, through the handle, and into the body of the warrior, giving him the power to accomplish his mission.
This scenario is classic Satanism. Yet, it was repeated countless times for our children's young minds to absorb. There are many, many more instances of occultism being graphically portrayed in the story lines of Masters of the Universe, but time does not allow us to fully develop this line of inquiry.
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"This scenario is classic Satanism."
How would you know? Are you admitting to attending a Black Mass? I wouldn't let your fundy pals know you're dabbling in the occult like that. In fact, they're probably collecting wood to roast you as we speak.
So is this guy going through all the old cartoon series and claiming that they are the work of Satan? I already saw quotes of him ranting against "My Little Pony" and "Smurfs" (okay, he _might_ have a point with these two XD )... and there's more on his site...
Okay Dave... why don't you just get over with it and tell us that _all_ fiction except the bible is coming from the debil. Seriously, this will save us a lot of time.
David Bay, you unbelievable doofus!
Skeletor NEVER did the by-the-power-of-Grayskill transformation thing. ONLY He-Man did that.
Didn't someone here just joke that they 'might as well attack He man' a few days ago ?? These people are ridiculous. We should make a list, every time a Fundie spouts off about hating something we should add that thing to the list. By the end of next year I'd bet we'd have every single thing in the Universe on that list. Including the Bible, the church and every single Christian on the planet. Some poor monkeys just need to have enemies.
A stream of light bursting out of the heavens and granting people the power to do good is considered Satanic? Fuck, if any of the miracles described in the Bible actually happened today, these morons would call it evil.
Popeye said, "I yam what I yam." which is really a bastardization of what Jesus answered his accusers when asked whether he was the son of god. He said, "You say that I yam."
Clearly, Popeye is the messiah and Olive Oyl gave virgin birth to Swee'pea.
It's a fuckin' cartoon dood. Next Saturday, cop a squat in front of the tube, grab you a bowl of corn pops or sugar smacks and enjoy the day off school. If you're lucky, you might get to see a School House Rock and actually learn something too. That IS how I learned the preamble, incidentally.
The conclusion is obvious. Less He-Man, Captain Planet, and Smurfs. They're all on the hit list.
Moar Voltron and Thundercats.
David, please never watch Underdog, George of the Jungle, or Bullwinkle. You aren't intelligent enough to grasp their concepts.
I find it amusing that this guy's managed to complain about what he perceives as satanism in that particular cartoon while utterly, utterly failing to realise how overwhelmingly homoerotic it is - any occultism really takes a back seat to that.
It's almost as amusing as the fact that none of the cartoons this chump's railing against are currently popular or in mass circulation.
During the 80's there was a huge epidemic of children absorbing and channeling satanic magic through their broadswords every saturday morning. Right.
And christians wonder why nobody takes them seriously.
The good-versus-evil thing has been in myth and fiction since people started telling fairy tales. The bible is not the first, nor will it be the last.
Scooby Doo! do Scooby Doo next, OK?
When He-Man or Skeletor stood resolutely with feet far apart and sword lifted upward grasped with both hands, a beam of power, represented as a broad stream of light, would burst out of the Heavens. This light would travel to the tip of the sword, flow down the length of the blade, through the handle, and into the body of the warrior, giving him the power to accomplish his mission.
Wow! I am SO turned on right now! I don't know about the cartoon but David's description is hot. Call me, Dave, I can help you with that closet door.
Old Viking:
There are clear and present Satanic overtones in the franchise known as 'Looney Tunes' talking animals? Clearly the work of something wicked. And don't get me started on the obvious homosexual relationships between Bugs & Elmer, Sylvester & Tweety, Babbot & Catstello...
Danny Phantom! It's about ghosts, fundies don't like that, right?
But I think this guy would die of a heart attack watching two of my favorite episodes of Doctor Who- "The Impossible Planet/ The Satan Pit" :D
““* MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE
This program was the most blatantly occultic program in history;”
I grew up watching Dark Shadows. Main character was a vampire, there were witches, werewolves, spells, demons, ghosts… And that’s not the MOST OCCULTIG program i can think of right now.
You’ve led a very sheltered life and your mind would fucking MELT if you got out more. As it is you’re pathetic.
Or if you were ever to witness an actual satanic ritual.
You’re not even ready for Beetlejuice, though. Stop lecturing people about shit you picked up from betwitched.
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