[Biblical claims are worthless unless they can be verified with evidence.]
No, secular claims made by daemonic "scientists" are worthless if the Scripture, the Word of God, dissagress with them. Then they are nothing but lies.
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SCIENTIST ARE ALL LIERS BECAUSE THE BIBLE IS THE ONE TRUE WORD OF GOD THAT HAS BEEN PROVEN AS FACT OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!!!!! SATAN IS THE FATHER OF LIERS AND THAT IS WHT SCEINTISTS ARE EVIL BECAUSE THEY ARE SATAN'S CHIRLDREN!!!! SAVE YOURSELFS FROM HELL BY BEILIEVING ONLY IN GOD AND THE BIBLE AND YOU WILL BE SAVED FROM HELL!!!!!
GOD LOVES YOU AND DOES NOT WANT TO GO TO HELL!!! REPPEND AND LOVE GOD SAVE YOURSEVLES!!!!!
So, Pi = 3, insects have 4 legs, bats are birds, dinosaurs never existed, the earth is stationary, and killing is bad, except when it isn't.
Riiiiight.
If science is "daemonic", then perhaps you need to step away from your "daemonic" computer. Make sure to walk rather than drive your "daemonic" automobile around. if you get ill, avoid that "daemonic" medicine.
We all know that E=MC² is really just a satanic incantation.
Better "daemonic" than MORONIC.
Fortunately, we have plenty of non-daemonic scientists too, so don't have to rely on the claims of Satan's R&D department.
(Now Satan's R&B department, that's a different matter!)
@"Another Fundie Moron"
No, secular claims made by daemonic "scientists" are worthless if the Scripture, the Word of God, dissagress with them. Then they are nothing but lies.
Another doctrine-addled delusional fool who gives precedence to unsupported assertions in a 3,000 year old book in preference to the evidence from observational reality.
Message to fundie: See "global flood". Which never happened . And while you're at it, learn the distinction between "myth" and "reality".
Simple answer.
You disagree with "Science".
Then you really should'nt use its products...
We will let you keep the "internet and PC" or "magic wordy talky box" and will exchange that for you not ever using a doctor ever gain. Since the reason you are ill is because of God and technically doctors are defying him in curing you. Show your faith!
And what do you know, I was about ready to refute this post.
But then YOUAREGOINGTOHELL ENGAGED CRUISE CONTROL AND NOW I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT. I MUST REPPEND OR...ah, fuck it.
"Then they are nothing but lies. "
Yes, your computer, car, TV, radio, heater, AC, Stero/sound equmpment, and lighting, are all lies that don't exist.
>ScarletCrusader
That name makes so much sense, I don't know what to say.
Yeah, I think the Scarlet Crusaders are somewhat like the religious fundienuts of Azeroth. Yeah, former WoWfag here.
"secular claims made by daemonic "scientists" are worthless"
Scanty & Kneesocks are demons. When they're this hot:
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How can they be 'worthless'?
"Then they are nothing but lies"
And how can Scanty & Kneesocks lie, when they themselves are sticklers for 'RRRRRURURU!' ('Rules')?
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@IAMGOINGTOHELL
"SCIENTIST ARE ALL LIERS BECAUSE" tl;dr...
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@AnonIncognito
"I MUST REPPEND OR...ah, fuck it."
Or someone to rape his end by fucking it.
>:D
Gimme back that computer. And your medicine. And your food. And all your plastic. And your house. And your clothes.
Science is a lie, remember?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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