David J. Stewart #fundie jesus-is-savior.com

It is a FACT that Wicca is most popular with teenage girls. Do you know why? Because Wicca is the religion of feminism, and society today has been destabilized by communist infiltrators like Gloria Steinem. Young girls are being mentored by such heathens as Britney Spears, Hilary Duff, and Jessica Simpson to become feminists. Wicca is a very attractive religion to upcoming feminists who want to worship the goddess.

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