Who cares, the current pope is a freaking Nazi, not to mention a liberal anti-American peace-mongering antichrist. Catholics are not christians, they are a bunch of mary-worshipping satanists who are drunk with the blood of the saints as prophesied in Revelation 18.
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And yet one message board I frequent bitched because Pope Benedict was a conservative.
Only liberal by your iron-walled standards, ElijahFalling!
Ok, for one thing, since when is Peace Mongering 'satanic'?
And I suggest you go back on your Prozac asap.
"Who cares, the current pope is a freaking Nazi, not to mention a liberal anti-American peace-mongering antichrist. Catholics are not christians, they are a bunch of mary-worshipping satanists who are drunk with the blood of the saints as prophesied in Revelation 18."
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Gotta hate those liberal peace-mongering Nazis. Grrrr.
And maybe they're a bunch of mary-worshipping satanists who are drunk with the blood of the saints as prophesied in Revelation 18, but they're still fucking Christian!
The coming that was foretold. The coming of the liberal peace mongering antichrist saint-blood-drunken nazi satanistic popes. I remember hearing about them... Oh, and I almost forgot, they're anti-american.
1. Now, whilst the current Pope may have been part of Hitler Youth - he, and his family didn't approve. But, in that era, you really had no choice. It was either that, or imprisonment.
2. The new Pope is *not* a liberal, or at least, not in the American sense. (Although, I think he has fairly liberal tendencies when it comes to political topics that aren't about sex.)
3. LOL "peace-mongering anti-Christ". Gosh, how dare a religious leader not support any war that a country wants to wage for whatever reason. I mean, lyke, how DARE he!11!eleventeen
4. Okay, I've heard the "Mary-Worshippers" bull before... but, wtf, "drunk on the blood of Saints?" I have to give this one credit for originality. And Catholics not being Christian, but rather Satanists? Yeah, someones high.
How 'bout we call you ElijahFail?
A Nazi he is not, a liberal he most definetly is not.
Rubbish. He is responsible for prolonging the AIDS holocaust. Apt, given the RC Church's long and mutually-beneficial coexistence with the Third Reich. He saw that up close as well, thanks to his well-documented membership of the Hitler Youth.
Still you're right to say he's not a liberal.
1. Now, whilst the current Pope may have been part of Hitler Youth - he, and his family didn't approve. But, in that era, you really had no choice. It was either that, or imprisonment.
Rubbish. Many had the courage to refuse.
A Nazi, liberal, peace mongering...
3 words which just go together like peanut butter and... rotten crabmeat?
"Random derogatory word melange" award?
This is terrible, I'm going to have to defend Ratzinger here and I hate doing that! I hate you ElijahFalling!
(interesting he connects peace-mongering and Anti-American all the same...most interesting!)
Jesus was a peace-mongering liberal, too.
That must be why fundies worship Paul, instead.
@Sophie : "The new Pope is *not* a liberal, or at least, not in the American sense."
True, in the American sense. But in the Fundie Dictionary, a "liberal" is anyone to the left of Ann Coulter.
Oh LOOK!!!
A Peace Monger!! Kill, Kill, KILL him. Kill ALL the Amurca hating peace lovers . . . in Jesus' name, of course.
Catholics are Mary-worshipping blood-drinking Satanists?
I like the sound of that. Maybe I oughta go to chruch, chat up the local priest.
Oh, wait... this is a Raptards delusion.
"the current pope is a freaking Nazi, not to mention a liberal anti-American peace-mongering antichrist"
Contradictions & oxymorons for Jebus, much? Next, you'll be talking about left-wing neocons, educated rednecks, Fred Phelps turning gay, Sarah Failin being Pro-Choice, Ted Nugent being Pro-Gun Control. And above all...
... a Christian Atheist.
"Catholics are not christians, they are a bunch of mary-worshipping satanists who are drunk with the blood of the saints as prophesied in Revelation 18."
Wasn't it the early Roman Catholic Church who collated, edited & codified the first Bible? (centuries before the bum-fun loving King James (a.k.a. 'Queen James') did his rewrite of the Scripture you drool over so much?!) In effect, that makes you Satanists too. 'Revelations'? Whatever you like to 'bash the bishop' to, eh?
...I'll get my coat.
Most Germans his age were in either Hitler Jugend or Bund Deutcher Mädel when they were young. Doesn't necessarily make them Nazis, just people with parents who followed the law.
Did you know that he deserted the army in 1945 and was a prisoner of war for a brief period? Yup, a true Nazi, indeed!
Is there any reason why the Pope should be pro-American? He's a former German now living in the Vatican in Italy. I'd say he has enough nationalities already.
Peace-mongering? You'd rather have people killing each other than people agreeing with each other?
Strangely, when you want to show that Christianity is the largest religion on Earth, you happily include those Mary-worshiping satanists.
So...Cat'licks worship Satan.....and the mother of the guy who's gonna kill Satan? Is that about it?
And you people think we can't use logic or reason-- or that it's evil to use them, I forget which.
So the Catholic Church is the Whore of Babylon? I'm too lazy to look it up at the moment, but I think she was the one drinking the blood of the saints...
Technically, Catholics are blood-drinkers (and cannibals). The doctrine of transubstantiation states that the bread and wine used in the Mass literally turn into the body and blood of Christ... one of the main differences between them and Protestants, as I recall.
But I doubt ElijahFailing knows any of that.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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