Once we examine the precision of the great pyramid, It is clear that these builders certainly did not install the corner stone for a reason.
The largest structure on earth, and the last stone was never installed? Accident? Coincidence?
This was to symbolize Jesus.
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Have you ever noticed that nearly all the chemical elements, all the way up to bismuth (83) are stable, but technetium (43), is radioactive?
Imagine, all those elements, all stable except technetium. Accident? Coincidence?
This was to symbolize Jesus.
He is trying to say, in his fundilicious way, that JESUS IS THE CORNERSTONE!
However, the fucktard is incorrect. A pyramid has no "cornerstone", per se.
Not that he cares, his brain in infected with fundyism; he's fucked.
The Great Pyramid at Giza was constructed as the tomb of the 4th Dynasty Pharaoh Khufu. Construction began about 2650 BC. I don't think anything, including the original souvenir stand, was intended to symbolize someone purportedly born two and a half millenia later.
Guys guys, it's like that woman on "The View" said a few days ago.
"I don't think anything pre-dated Christ".
So obviously, the Egyptians *did* know about Jesus, and they built the pyramid's in his honor (despite all evidence to the contrary).
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the pyramids and the Egyptian empire predates Jesus by 3000 years.
FAIL! Go to summer school.
once we examine the genetics of tea/coffee drinkers, we discover that tea/coffee drinking in women is 68.3% genetically based.
half the population of the earth and their coffee drinking is 68.3% genetically based? accident? coincidence?
this was to symbolize Jesus.
In all the tourist photos, you see three pyramids. Accident? Coincidence?
I think not. The ancient Egyptians built them to symbolize the Father, the Son, and the HS.
You think Jesus would be satisfied with a capstone?
Why don't the "Free Kent Hovind" people take up a collection to pay Kent's taxes? He can always use a few more suckers.
The earth is the only planet that has only one moon. That's to symbolize Jesus. There's only one Statue of Liberty. That's to symbolize Jesus. Men have only one penis. That's to symbolize Jesus.
OK, I'm getting bored with this, too ... sorry.
I work with a fundie. After this, whenever I mess up in the future and forget to do some little part of the job and he gets in my face about it I know what to tell him; I do these little screwups to symbolize Jayzus.
In fact, sometimes I forget shit to symbolize some dweeb that won't be born for another 2500 years, if then.
"the largest structure on earth"
well I think the Pacific ocean is pretty big, so is Mount Everest.
I think you should seek help, drugs, alcohol, sex, or all of the above.
Lemme guess ... you're one of those folks who believes that the ancient Egyptians had help building the pyramids from space aliens.
Only, because you're a Fundie, you're not allowed to believe in space aliens. So instead, you have to believe that the space aliens were really Angels of the Lord preparing the way for the birth of Christ 2500 years later.
You probably believe that the magic spells described in the Harry Potter novels actually work, too.
You know what? You've convinced me. I'm gonna build a structure too. And I'll do just like the Egyptians. I'll leave off one brick, in recognition of some guy named Herman who will be born in the year 3018. I'm sure he'll be important, that Herman.
I thought Christian pyramidiocy died out before WWI? (Should we tell him that the Pyramid of Khufu was already ancient by the time of the Exodus, and that when the Pyramid was built, Canaan was occupied by peoples we don't even have names for, and the Semites were still in frikkin' Ethiopia?)
WHAT??? Jesus didn't even exist back then! What does a missing stone have to do with Jesus anyway? This just boggles my mind.
Hey, you know how you can prepare Kraft dinner in the microwave in less than 10 minutes? Obviously this miracle symbolizes Jesus.
Once we examine the legal case against Kent Hovind, It is clear that he certainly did not pay his taxes for a reason.
The largest douche bag in existence is getting reamed by his black gangsta cell mate. Accident? Coincidence?
This was to symbolize Jesus.
At last!
Proof of Teh Fludde!
The missing stone was obviously washed away in Teh Fludde, thereby proving the existence of Jeebus!
Satan saw this, then, using his 500+ IQ, he wrote 'The Book of Northern Lights'....
Once we examine the flamethrower in Resident Evil 2, it is clear that all the undead except the one who walks clear of burning wreckage in the opening cutscene are killed by fire.
All of them vulnerable to flames except one?
This was to symbolise Zombie Jesus.
I'm beginning to see why Redhunter recently reported a craving for Froot Loops cereal: The phrase "fruit loop" came to mind when I read this, as a slang description of the addleminded poster. After reading a lot of posts like this at FSTDT, it's natural that one would get a craving for the kind you can just devour, to symbolically cleanse one's mind of this insanity.
Dang, when's breakfast?
The maintenance guys of the fountain in the park if front of my house only turn it on about once a year, at night. Accident? Coincidence?
This is to symbolize Jesus.
From now on, we're calling the "Free Kent Hovind Group" the "We Have No Respect for Tax Law or Logic Group". I feel it's a bit more appropriate. And yes, the Egyptian theocratic monarchy did something to symbolize a prophet not from their religion. Makes perfect sense.
I've spoken with the contractors on that job, and the foreman assures me the cornerstone or capstone, whatever, will be finished next Tuesday.
Unless it rains.
Once we examine the precision of the great pyramid, It is clear that these builders certainly did not install the corner stone for a reason.
The largest structure on earth, and the last stone was never installed? Accident? Coincidence?
This was to symbolize Wikipedia.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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