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(Apparently, spaceflight is a hoax)

NASA Hoaxes for dummies - the five basic types - exposed worldwide first by Matt Marriott

There are basically five types of hoaxes in the so called space age. The soviets were also involved in two of those types. But since NASA was the only one to have covered all of them, let's classify them using only examples of NASA Hoaxes.

1. "Spacecraft orbiting solar system planets and moons"
Historically it was the first of all hoaxes.
Ironically it is the only hoax that continues to be upscaled in the terminal phase: Galileo at Jupiter, Cassini at Saturn 2004, New Horizons Pluto-Bound now.
Ironically, the task now resumes to using graphic software. Photoshop is no more required, since there are no real photos involved whatsoever. (1) Besides that, unlike in the case of the hoax of the Hubble photos, upscaling this hoax means fuzzier images, i.e. always more primitive processing. End Times Reducionism again and again.

2. 3. 4. 5. (coming soon)

Matt Marriott, Nasa-Hoxes.blogspot.com 28 Comments [12/11/2007 1:53:30 PM]
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Tiny Bulcher

CTSTDT!

12/11/2007 2:03:53 PM

NonProphet

Orbiting satellites are a hoax, you say?

"Google Earth" destroys your pitiful conspiracy theories.

12/11/2007 2:13:22 PM

LabRat

Nice tin-foil hat you have there, Matt. But you do know the hershey kiss shaped onea are more effective, right?

12/11/2007 2:15:22 PM

Caustic Gnostic

The computer you are using is also a hoax, fucktard.

12/11/2007 2:23:48 PM

Old Viking

The reason for these hoaxes? Just funnin' around?

12/11/2007 2:26:05 PM

Osiris


This is a photo of the Earth from the moon. It was taken in the late sixties, before any photo doctoring software was available. It cost well of three hundred billion dollars in tax payer money to send the people to the moon to take this photo. If this is a doctored photo still somehow then please explain to us where all that money went.

12/11/2007 2:33:34 PM

Papabear

I think Matt Marriott is a hoax.

12/11/2007 2:47:22 PM

Cannedhaggis

Well, I guess your cell phone don't work then. Satillite TV is a hoax as well. GPS systems are just worthless hunks of plastic.

12/11/2007 2:50:05 PM

davros

the fail is strong in this one

12/11/2007 2:56:57 PM

anevilmeme

Tin Foil Helmet Award!

12/11/2007 3:00:33 PM

DavidS

I am being paid to monitor a hoax. Cool.

12/11/2007 3:06:55 PM

adam

anevilmeme

you know what the sad thing is, I have actualy SEEN a person WEARING a tin foil FULL HELM (basicly looked like the full helm item as seen in fantasy games, only made of tin foil).

12/11/2007 3:14:14 PM

aqualung

2. 3. 4. 5. coming soon because that's all you got. FAIL.

12/11/2007 3:18:00 PM

Mike

CTSTDT.

12/11/2007 3:40:10 PM

Berny

A simple telescope would prove this retard wrong.
One can observe the International Space Station with the naked eye for that matter.
How can anyone be this willfully stupid?

12/11/2007 4:16:30 PM

anti-nonsense

CTSTDT.

In the eyes of conspiracy theorists, reality is a government plot.

12/11/2007 4:19:39 PM

Anonymous Coward

I don't think the word "ironically" means what you think is does...

12/11/2007 4:25:08 PM

BreeStar

There are far too many people involved in the space program to keep such a hoax quiet. If this were true, one of their janitors would've leaked it and become a millionaire by now, Mutt.

12/11/2007 5:06:35 PM

Brian X

So, uh, if satellites don't orbit, how do satellite communications work?

12/11/2007 5:50:24 PM

RevDG

ahh the wonderful world of matt marriott, where the only evidence is evidence he makes up and then later references.
the stuff about coral reefs was the best though, he managed to trick at least one person into believing it, either that or it was a sockpuppet

12/11/2007 6:30:44 PM

Matt Marriott

I'm just saying what the voices in my head tell me!

12/11/2007 7:12:59 PM

werewolf

Can't wait for 2, 3, 4, 5.

This is as hilarious and as disturbing as Jose Jimenez, the astronaut.

12/11/2007 7:22:51 PM

John

20 years ago, a major photography magazine announced "the end of photography as evidence for anything". So, yeah, if someone wants to claim Hubble and the space photos were faked, there's no way to prove him wrong. It's like trying to prove Hoover was really President against some nutcake claiming that every photo, recording and historical record of him was faked in some vast multi-generational conspiracy. It's best just to shake your head and walk away from attention-seeking loonies like Matt. Notice, BTW, that he's just clever enough not to claim geocentric satellites, which can be proved by stationary TV satellites, are faked; though he never explains why a technology that can put satellites into precise 25,000 mile high orbits can't put Hubble or lunar landers into place.

12/11/2007 7:26:46 PM

Nowonmai

Wow... just wow. Matt, would you like to borrow my telescope? I will even hook up a camera so we can see and record the ISS flyby..... that's if you can pop your head outta your ass long enough to stand upright.

12/11/2007 7:49:11 PM

Jake Steel

Photoshop isn't just for photos you loon, and what does "upscaling a hoax" even mean?

The way you raped the english language is enough to make me want to beat you with a clue bat.

12/11/2007 9:52:37 PM
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