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[When told that: ancestral primates lead to current primates (humans and chimps)]

that's all in your imagination
you're fallen for the diagrams and are ignoring the scientific experiments

scarlets79, CARM 24 Comments [12/11/2007 6:04:31 PM]
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Papabear

And, once again, CARM wins the prize for greastest bastion of stupidity on the web.

12/11/2007 6:08:35 PM

agentCDE

He must be referring to the ones that prove we don't share any DNA at all with primates.

oh wai-

12/11/2007 6:16:24 PM

Osiris

CARM: still stands for Crazy Ass Retarded Morons.

12/11/2007 6:19:12 PM

Mike

FAIL.

12/11/2007 6:20:36 PM

Malfist

Pray tell, what are those 'scientific experiments'?

12/11/2007 6:21:04 PM

Old Viking

Those experiments that were in all the papers?

12/11/2007 6:25:29 PM

szena

You mean the experiment in which the creationist kept a monkey in a cage and waited for it to turn into a human?

12/11/2007 6:43:39 PM

Julian

Ummmm, Frankenstein was a story sweetie - you don't believe silly fiction is based round fact do you - oh wait, never mind!

12/11/2007 6:44:18 PM

Detrs

Yes, I'm sure you, scarlets79 are a competent biologist.

12/11/2007 6:54:54 PM

John

What scientific experiments are those? The ones that show that the genes for cytochrome c differ by only four nucleotides between humans and chimps but differ by dozens for other animals? The fact that humans and chimps share HERVs in the exact same locations, which is statistically almost impossible (by the same logic used for paternity testing) unless they inherited them from a common ancestor? Show us the "scientific experiments".

12/11/2007 6:58:26 PM

werewolf

What scientific experiments?

12/11/2007 7:08:03 PM

Caustic Gnostic

Yeah, tell us about the scientific experiments. Who performed them? Who reviewed them? When and where were the results published? Names and dates!

Finally, why is your speculation totally ignored by palaeoanthropologists around the world?

We know why. Do you?


12/11/2007 7:21:17 PM

Jake Steel

and how do we know those "experiments" aren't just in your imagination scarlets79?

12/11/2007 9:06:22 PM

Berny

You would have thought the discovery of DNA, the mapping of the human genome, as well as the studies done showing our similarities with the great primates would have put the last nail into the "evolution is not science" coffin.
Did someone forget to tell the fundies?

12/11/2007 9:39:20 PM

Calilasseia

Oh It's scarlets79 again.

She's rapidly becoming the female counterpart to Supersport.

I seriously think we should keep these two apart. The consequences of them breeding with each other are too horrible to contemplate.

12/11/2007 10:17:32 PM

Tempus

Yeah, all those studies that show that both humans and chimps have viral genes in the exact same places indicating that we don't share a common ancestor.

Wait, what?

12/11/2007 11:39:02 PM

scarlets79

The scientific experiment in which I was shagged by a chimp, you ignorants! And I didn't deliver any chimp baby, so humans and chimps are not related!

12/12/2007 12:52:57 AM



They're not ignoring scientific facts. That is, those in real science papers, not creationism for dummies.

12/12/2007 6:23:22 AM

flipper

Obviously intelligence above plant level is not required to post at CARM.

12/12/2007 6:27:43 AM

freako104

Wait...so you banged a chimp and didn't give birth? Am I the only one who wants to call bullshit on that? There are no scientific experiments done today that involves bestiality. WWII had those experiments in Concentration Camps. But Josef Mangle is no more and no more are his experiments.

12/12/2007 10:48:08 AM

Mister Spak

You've fallen for the mythology and are ignoring the scientific experiments.

Fixed.

12/12/2007 11:30:58 AM

NonProphet

You mean all those scientific experiments that support evolution?

Or, by "scientific experiments," do you really mean "unsupported, disproven claims made by Kent Hovind types"?

12/12/2007 3:27:12 PM

anti-nonsense

What experiments would those be? the ones you pulled out of your own ass?

12/12/2007 4:17:11 PM

Anti - Dei

Can't-
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Morons

9/30/2008 11:33:47 PM
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