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I 've looked at those websites all they do is attack Charasmatic Christians ...the sites are probably run by satanic masonic baptist preachers

mikko, FACTNet 29 Comments [12/11/2007 7:05:40 PM]
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Joe

I thought it was the charasmatics that were run by masons...

12/11/2007 7:06:16 PM

AnonymousAsshole

Yes, the ONE TRUE CHRISTIAN speaks.

12/11/2007 7:14:01 PM

Bryan65

If 'charasmatic christians' means 'screaming self-righteous assholes'....then your right.

12/11/2007 7:20:03 PM

LabRat

Fer heavens sake, mikko, you nearly killed me. I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. I'm sending THIS one along to all the preachers in my family. (Methodist)

They will *love* the "Satanic Masonic BAPTIST Preachers" line."

LOL

12/11/2007 7:30:16 PM

Sophie

FUNDIE FIGHT!

I didn't know Baptists and Pentecostals hated each other. That's just, special.

12/11/2007 7:36:12 PM

Nowonmai

Military Intelligence, and "Satanic masonic baptist preachers"

Ooooo kay.

12/11/2007 7:38:21 PM

Mike

Wait... this is about what? What is he talking about? Someone fill me in.

12/11/2007 7:43:49 PM

never been there

"Satanic masonic baptist preachers"

That's a new one to me.

12/11/2007 7:52:18 PM

Brainy

Charismatic Christians???
What...
Can you use those words together like that?

12/11/2007 7:54:37 PM

szena

@Mike - It's an old discussion of the missionary group that was attacked by the gunman in Colorado. Apparently the group is Charismatic/Pentacostal and Mikko thinks any criticism of its methods must come from those false Baptists. This post was in answer to one that presented information critical of its theology.

@Brainy - the Charismatics are the ones that speak in tongues and sometimes roll on the floor shaking when the Holy Spirit enters them. They have numerous doctrinal differences with the Baptists.

12/11/2007 8:18:50 PM

MrBadAxe

This isn't Poe? Now I'm scared.

12/11/2007 8:20:45 PM

Old Viking

Too long to be the name of a rock group.

12/11/2007 9:00:13 PM

Jon

They are "probably run" by satanic masonic baptist preachers is not a valid thesis. If you want to make a point, you shouldn't use such iffy language. Also, you need support or else you're dead wrong.

12/11/2007 9:01:06 PM

New Hope

Baptists vs. Charismatics? And Satanic, Masonic, Baptists at that?! Excellent! *grabs a bowl of popcorn and a keg of beer*

12/11/2007 9:08:05 PM

Andrew

You're the one that's satanic, everyone knows Baptists are the only True Christians(TM).

12/11/2007 9:23:19 PM

Brainy

@szena
I wasn't aware that the term actually meant anything specific. I learned something!

I actually know someone who is Pentecostal. My partner has actually been to church with her. He said its the best free entertainment around.

12/11/2007 9:45:34 PM

HeathenAngel

WHAT?

12/11/2007 9:55:50 PM

approximate

I'm sure they're gay, communist terrorists as well.

12/11/2007 10:13:11 PM

Illuminatalie

Nope, they are all funded by the liberal nazi peace-mongering satanic pope. He's got deep pockets...

12/11/2007 10:29:14 PM

Lithp

'Cause, you know, "YOU'RE GONNA ROT IN HELL AND YOU DESERVE IT AND I'M JUST GONNA LAUGHT! DIE, YOU FUCKING UNBELIEVER!!!!" is such sophisticated speech.

Sheesh, I'd hate to see what uncharismatic Christians are like....

12/11/2007 10:38:38 PM

Jake Steel

satanic baptist? anything like the nazi communist I've been hearing about?

12/11/2007 10:57:23 PM

Kaz

Satanic masonic baptist preachers? No! It was ZOMBIE NINJA PIRATES FROM OUTER SPACE!

12/12/2007 4:29:07 AM

Athar

He must be one of those gay hetero bisexuals I've read about.

12/12/2007 4:38:02 AM

F

where's that "bible fight" pic?

12/12/2007 5:02:06 AM



The best thing about this guy is their ability to invent new words. Of course, and his ability not to understand that Christian hate each other very much, when they dissent, that is.

12/12/2007 6:34:10 AM
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