Fundie of the Year Voting!
Come on people, use the brain God gave you! Man coexisted with Dinosaurs, that's the only logical explanation.
Scarlet Crusader ("Orthodox Catholic"),
[12/11/2007 6:38:15 PM]
Fundie Index: 13
Do you know what the word "logical" means?
12/11/2007 6:40:49 PM
For what? For the fact that dinosaurs existed, yet a stupid fucking book reckoned man was made on the 6th day as the acme of creation 6,000 years ago and the pitiful desperately want to believe it's true?
Do you even have a drawing board to go back to?
12/11/2007 6:41:39 PM
12/11/2007 6:44:56 PM
Nah, I think I'll use the brain evolution gave me. It's telling me that you, Scarlet Crusader, are a fucking retard.
12/11/2007 6:47:32 PM
>No dinosaur bones have ever been found buried with or above human remains in undisturbed rocks.
>Radiometric dating has never yielded a date of less than 65 million years for a dinosaur or more than a million for a human.
>There is no geological evidence for a world-wide flood
>astronomers have found stars 170,000 light years away, despite the Bible's assertion that there were only 42 generations between Jesus and the creation.
How does one get "logical" out of "Man coexisted with Dinosaurs"? And if this guy is an "orthodox Catholic", why does he even care? The Catholic Church has no problem with an old earth.
12/11/2007 6:52:22 PM
Logic has changed since my day.
12/11/2007 6:55:43 PM
Listen to me! Listen to me! I'm right! I'm right!
Attention Whore for God Award?
12/11/2007 6:58:35 PM
You really have no idea what logic means, do you?
12/11/2007 7:04:59 PM
No, but you, Screwball Crusader, are determined to avoid the best logical explanation.
The "brain" g0d gave you, i.e. the bible, fails real big. A well-educated and well-exercised human intellect, on the other hand, will never be fooled by bronze-age superstition.
Tell us what defined the Cretaceous-Tertiary extinction event, please.
No? Then, shut up.
12/11/2007 7:13:40 PM
the only logical explanation to what?
12/11/2007 7:30:27 PM
Your alien logic is strange to us.
12/11/2007 7:38:52 PM
Logic and Fundie are mutually exclusive.
Also, if puny man existed at the same time that dinosaurs did, we wouldn't be here. Munch munch munch.
12/11/2007 7:40:30 PM
Hey, Crusader, the white-coats are coming for you.
*edit* White-cats? WTH was I writing?
12/11/2007 7:45:26 PM
fail. Just so we are clear on this. The Bible NEVER states that the earth is only 6000 years old! This was a theory espoused by Bishop Ussher. The Bible says nothing about the age of the earth. So, the problem is not in the bible, but the idiots that mis-interpret it.
12/11/2007 7:53:56 PM
Scarlet Crusader sounds like a Poe. Sure, I've heard fundies say piles o ridiculous illogical garbage, especially IRL, but something's a bit off with Scarlet Crusader's comments.
12/11/2007 7:54:24 PM
I get the impression that as far as this guy is concerned education happens to others.
12/11/2007 10:04:15 PM
12/11/2007 10:05:33 PM
12/11/2007 10:19:04 PM
That's not logical.
12/11/2007 11:19:24 PM
I would say Ussher was an idiot - just wrong.
So you shouldn't say "
the problem is not in the bible, but the idiots that mis-interpret it.
" but rather "
the problem is not in the bible, but the idiots that get other people to mis-interpret it.
Come on, you think they actually
12/12/2007 12:30:52 AM
no, that's the flintstones you're thinking of.
12/12/2007 3:58:26 AM
Nope, there are many others.............that don't match with Genesis, but, hey, what does?
12/12/2007 6:27:45 AM
Yeah, man co-existed with giant carnivores that could outrun him and had a better sense of smell. Remember how well that worked out for man in "Jurassic Park".
12/12/2007 6:36:02 AM
This word you use, I do not think it means what you think it means.
12/12/2007 6:36:31 AM
Right. The only "logical" explanation if you're Fred Flintstone.
12/12/2007 9:46:56 AM