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Come on people, use the brain God gave you! Man coexisted with Dinosaurs, that's the only logical explanation.

Scarlet Crusader ("Orthodox Catholic"), Christianforums.com 41 Comments [12/11/2007 6:38:15 PM]
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#358878
McGee

Do you know what the word "logical" means?

12/11/2007 6:40:49 PM

#358879
Julian

For what? For the fact that dinosaurs existed, yet a stupid fucking book reckoned man was made on the 6th day as the acme of creation 6,000 years ago and the pitiful desperately want to believe it's true?

Do you even have a drawing board to go back to?

12/11/2007 6:41:39 PM

#358886
agentCDE

*headdesk*

12/11/2007 6:44:56 PM

#358888
dpareja

Nah, I think I'll use the brain evolution gave me. It's telling me that you, Scarlet Crusader, are a fucking retard.

12/11/2007 6:47:32 PM

#358894
John

Why "logical"?

>No dinosaur bones have ever been found buried with or above human remains in undisturbed rocks.

>Radiometric dating has never yielded a date of less than 65 million years for a dinosaur or more than a million for a human.

>There is no geological evidence for a world-wide flood

>astronomers have found stars 170,000 light years away, despite the Bible's assertion that there were only 42 generations between Jesus and the creation.

How does one get "logical" out of "Man coexisted with Dinosaurs"? And if this guy is an "orthodox Catholic", why does he even care? The Catholic Church has no problem with an old earth.

12/11/2007 6:52:22 PM

#358898
Old Viking

Logic has changed since my day.

12/11/2007 6:55:43 PM

#358902
Bryan65

Listen to me! Listen to me! I'm right! I'm right!

Attention Whore for God Award?

12/11/2007 6:58:35 PM

#358906
werewolf

You really have no idea what logic means, do you?

12/11/2007 7:04:59 PM

#358917
Caustic Gnostic

No, but you, Screwball Crusader, are determined to avoid the best logical explanation.

The "brain" g0d gave you, i.e. the bible, fails real big. A well-educated and well-exercised human intellect, on the other hand, will never be fooled by bronze-age superstition.

Tell us what defined the Cretaceous-Tertiary extinction event, please.

No? Then, shut up.

12/11/2007 7:13:40 PM

#358935
Jake Steel

the only logical explanation to what?

12/11/2007 7:30:27 PM

#358942
LabRat

Your alien logic is strange to us.

12/11/2007 7:38:52 PM

#358944
Nowonmai

Logic and Fundie are mutually exclusive.

Also, if puny man existed at the same time that dinosaurs did, we wouldn't be here. Munch munch munch.

12/11/2007 7:40:30 PM

#358951
Mike

Hey, Crusader, the white-coats are coming for you.

*edit* White-cats? WTH was I writing?

12/11/2007 7:45:26 PM

#358958
Michael

fail. Just so we are clear on this. The Bible NEVER states that the earth is only 6000 years old! This was a theory espoused by Bishop Ussher. The Bible says nothing about the age of the earth. So, the problem is not in the bible, but the idiots that mis-interpret it.

12/11/2007 7:53:56 PM

#358959


Scarlet Crusader sounds like a Poe. Sure, I've heard fundies say piles o ridiculous illogical garbage, especially IRL, but something's a bit off with Scarlet Crusader's comments.

12/11/2007 7:54:24 PM

#359088
Beccs

I get the impression that as far as this guy is concerned education happens to others.

12/11/2007 10:04:15 PM

#359091
approximate

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

12/11/2007 10:05:33 PM

#359103
Esjeur

Or not!

12/11/2007 10:19:04 PM

#359143
Viva

That's not logical.

12/11/2007 11:19:24 PM

#359195
Goosey

Michael: I would say Ussher was an idiot - just wrong.

So you shouldn't say "the problem is not in the bible, but the idiots that mis-interpret it." but rather "the problem is not in the bible, but the idiots that get other people to mis-interpret it."

Come on, you think they actually read the thing?

12/12/2007 12:30:52 AM

#359257
Rufus

no, that's the flintstones you're thinking of.

12/12/2007 3:58:26 AM

#359311


Nope, there are many others.............that don't match with Genesis, but, hey, what does?

12/12/2007 6:27:45 AM

#359320
flipper

Yeah, man co-existed with giant carnivores that could outrun him and had a better sense of smell. Remember how well that worked out for man in "Jurassic Park".

12/12/2007 6:36:02 AM

#359322
Rhys

"Logical"

This word you use, I do not think it means what you think it means.

12/12/2007 6:36:31 AM

#359461
Jon

Right. The only "logical" explanation if you're Fred Flintstone.

12/12/2007 9:46:56 AM
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