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[Come to think of it, why don't you wear a plastic bag over your head? One without holes, preferably.]

If millions of people were doing this around the whole, I would do it.

Raza, Councilofexmuslims.com 25 Comments [12/11/2007 8:46:58 PM]
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cyborgtroy

???

12/11/2007 8:52:12 PM

Jon

Fundie in a nutshell. Or a plastic bag with no holes.

12/11/2007 8:58:17 PM

Morninglight

....

12/11/2007 8:58:19 PM

Mike

Is this referencing the body covering in some Muslim countries for women? If so, then what an asshole.

12/11/2007 9:09:17 PM

Cannedhaggis

I am calling Poe.

12/11/2007 9:11:35 PM

SSJPunk

Make sure you check the bag for leaks, and ensure a good airtight seal around the neck.

Because it's the cool thing to do.

12/11/2007 9:22:07 PM

Joe

Isn't that the opposite of what Jesus said? Something like "wide is the path that leads to destruction and many follow it but narrow is the gate that leads to heaven" or something?

12/11/2007 9:27:24 PM

Osiris

Poe.

12/11/2007 9:56:51 PM

Horsefeathers

Anyone else picture lemmings running off a cliff?

12/11/2007 9:57:34 PM

approximate

Hey, why not start a trend by doing it first yourself.

12/11/2007 10:08:51 PM

Tempus


12/11/2007 10:55:28 PM

Caustic Gnostic

And if it was written somewhere that a prophet said "Shit actually tastes pretty good", guess what?

12/11/2007 11:13:33 PM

Viva

A bit weak willed aren't we

12/11/2007 11:15:24 PM

t3h_fuhr3r

I was wondering if this would get on here!
Sorry guys, not a Poe...

12/11/2007 11:29:09 PM

cyborgtroy

FUNDIES IN A BAG

12/12/2007 3:14:45 AM

Prager

This sums up religion pretty well.

12/12/2007 3:24:40 AM

Propisovak

Millions of people are dying around the globe. Why not join them Raza?

12/12/2007 3:58:54 AM



That's what I call PERSONALITY.

12/12/2007 6:37:35 AM

Amanda

If millions of people jumped off a bridge...oh wait, you would do that too. Never mind.

12/12/2007 6:49:47 AM

Paler_Face

Lemming award.

12/12/2007 9:53:44 AM

flipper

"LemmingsRus award" and potential "Darwin Award" winner if they really try it without holes!

12/12/2007 12:13:53 PM

NonProphet

Fundie = Lemming?

That explains a lot, really. Like the tendency to burrow, not to mention the smell.

12/12/2007 3:06:03 PM

MrBadAxe




12/12/2007 5:00:55 PM

Jake Steel

bit 'o background, recently a girl was killed by her father for refusal to wear a hijab. Raza thinks it's the girls fault (making him an ass).

the entire quote should read:

"[If that's the case, then why don't you wear a cloth over your head? Come to think of it, why don't you wear a plastic bag over your head? One without holes, preferably.]

If millions of people were doing this around the whole, I would do it."



12/12/2007 5:45:43 PM

Ansem the Wise

... what the fuck?

12/12/2007 9:05:54 PM
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