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I LAUGH AT PEOPLE WHO SAY THEY DONT BELIEVE IN ALLAH ITS LIKE A FISH NOT BELIEVING IN WATER.

SERVANTSOFALLAH, Youtube 49 Comments [12/11/2007 9:34:07 PM]
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Morninglight

I believe in Allah...

Allah you are nuts!

12/11/2007 9:34:51 PM

AnonymousAsshole

Allah is fiction.
Muhammed was gay, he liked to buttfuck little boys.
You're a fucking idiot.

12/11/2007 9:35:33 PM

HeathenAngel

I laugh at people who DO believe in Allah.. or any other sky-daddy for that matter. Believing in any deity is like believing in a faerie that lives inside your refrigerator and operates the lights when you open or shut the door.

12/11/2007 9:36:21 PM

Morninglight

Thanks, HeathenAngel.

I believe in the Lord and Lady.

You need that earth-mummy to keep the sky-daddy company. :)

12/11/2007 9:41:17 PM

Mike

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!

However, that is a really bad analogy. Do you know fish believe in water? Have you asked one? Do fish have faith in their all-mighty water-god?

12/11/2007 9:41:31 PM

Stewie Griffin

Oh, I've got some

It's like a seahorse not believing in santa.
It's like a rock not believing in dragons.
It's like a teddy bear not believing in muhammad. And to make it even funnier, the teddy bear's NAME is muhammad! Does it not believe in itself? A teddy bear named Muhammad, I bet nobody's ever done that before! And if you drew a picture of the bear, would that piss the islamofascists off? I think I'll do that. Draw a picture of Muhammad the teddy bear and make copies for everyone. And it will be like a carebear, except with a bomb for a belly.

12/11/2007 9:44:24 PM

dpareja

AMPM: Fuck off.

12/11/2007 9:54:25 PM

Horsefeathers

Well, that's a poor analogy. I would assume that most fish are as unaware of the water around them as you are of the air around you; they'd only miss it if it weren't there.

Your deity on the other hand, just like all the rest of them, appears to have the same effect whether it's present or not.

12/11/2007 9:55:57 PM

Morninglight

Jesus fucking Christ.

AMPM is beyond sick.

12/11/2007 10:02:42 PM

Morninglight

Well, fuck you, dumbass.

Please post your eye-pollution elsewhere.

12/11/2007 10:09:40 PM

Martin

Do you laugh in all caps?

12/11/2007 10:10:15 PM

Julian

I'm not sure if fish have the self awareness for that.

They just shit and piss in it.

Still want to use that analogy?

12/11/2007 10:20:43 PM

Illuminatalie

You're just too dumb to know there is anything else but your point of view. Like a baby.

12/11/2007 10:27:07 PM

Caustic Gnostic

I believe in oxygen, so?

um...

I BELIEVE IN OXYGEN, SO?

12/11/2007 10:31:18 PM

SSJPunk

AMPM = Bro Randy

12/11/2007 10:33:48 PM

Mike

LOL @ SSJPunk

12/11/2007 10:54:34 PM

Jake Steel

DO fish believe in water?

12/11/2007 11:40:53 PM

Morninglight

AMPM, will you fuck off?

I want to vomit when I read your disgusting shit.

12/12/2007 12:03:28 AM

AMP


12/12/2007 12:18:26 AM

Morninglight

Just fuck off, cunt.

12/12/2007 12:19:12 AM

Old Viking

Or something.

12/12/2007 2:30:38 AM

Tempus

Fuck off pedotroll.

12/12/2007 2:37:45 AM

cyborgtroy

Where Allah = the set of all Earth's atmosphere AIR, yes I do.

Your analogy fails.

12/12/2007 3:05:30 AM

in AMPM's name

Due to an error in my parenting, I not only have a small penis, but I make up for it with comment graffiti, so that people will love me and think I'm funny and give me attention.

12/12/2007 3:09:15 AM



It counts more than 2/3 of the people in this world, are you sure that there are fishes too?

12/12/2007 6:38:42 AM
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