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I doubt that DNA exists.

ScarletCrusader, ChristianForums 49 Comments [12/11/2007 8:23:18 PM]
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Osiris

And you're wrong.

12/11/2007 8:26:06 PM

Necronomikron

I doubt your brain exists. I almost said equally as likely, but... not so sure about that, since that's a fairly brainless response, and DNA is rather proven, unlike this person's brain.

12/11/2007 8:26:51 PM

Mike

So Crick and Watson were wrong? Hmmm? What about DNA tests? Paternity tests? Cloning?

Guess those don't exist either.

12/11/2007 8:31:42 PM

AnonymousAsshole

That science stuff is all Satanic hooey!
It's just the debbil trying to fool the weak.

12/11/2007 8:37:35 PM

Mike

Is there any way we users can get a mod to patrol these posts or ban users? Goddamn it...

12/11/2007 8:46:36 PM

Philbert McAdamia

I'm willing to bet The ScaredCrusader has a "late" GF - waddaya think? Will we be seeing him on The Maury Show in about 9 months - naysaying the DNA test ?

12/11/2007 8:53:22 PM

Old Viking

Okey-dokey. Next.

12/11/2007 8:54:14 PM

John

I doubt that DNA exists

So if you rape somebody, you don't have to worry about using a condom or leaving behind some hair or skin cells. You can always tell the cops DNA doesn't exist.

12/11/2007 9:01:45 PM

Morninglight

AMPM,

Fuck you and die in a fire, you prick.

12/11/2007 9:08:12 PM

Tempus

Fuck off, pedotroll.

12/11/2007 9:16:22 PM

JacoIII

My favourite quote. I'm excited to see it in the top 100.

12/11/2007 9:22:10 PM

SSJPunk

Actual DNA molecules would say otherwise.

AMPM: tl;dr. Use the link left of the brackets, and paste it into those boards.

12/11/2007 9:34:01 PM

Beccs

This guy has the intelligence of a rusty nail.

12/11/2007 9:38:33 PM

dpareja

@Beccs: Please, don't insult rusty nails.

12/11/2007 9:55:59 PM

approximate

Then you're a 'tard.

12/11/2007 10:09:52 PM

Lithp

AMPM: Lemme know if your dream ever comes true. I'll pay a lot of money to get you an illegal sex change. The thought of your entire life being an unending spiral of misery just warms the depths of my black-hole-of-cynicism-heart.

As to ScarletCrusader: You're a fucking retard.

12/11/2007 10:31:31 PM

Caustic Gnostic

Well, at least he spelled DNA right...

12/11/2007 11:10:35 PM

Brian X

Yahweh:

C'mon. I know the code around here is a jerry-rigged train wreck, but surely an omnipotent deity can do something about the spam.

12/11/2007 11:15:08 PM

Michael

Between Scarlet and AMPM, this is one of the strangest posts I've ever read.

12/11/2007 11:17:49 PM

Viva

i don't doubt that you are ignorant.

12/11/2007 11:18:42 PM



Doubt of your own existence then.

12/12/2007 6:36:08 AM

The other AMPM

You heard him. He has a small penis, guys, so give him a break. Even congenitally retarded men with micropenis need love too.

12/12/2007 8:08:21 AM

Anna Ghislaine

How is it that microbiologists have managed to tie knots in DNA strands? How is it that they've engineered the plasmid DNA of bacteria to produce insulin for human diabetics? How is it that they've created transgenic tomatoes with the antifreeze gene employed in the blood of deep-sea fish? How is it that they induced eyes to grow on the wings of a fly by introducing eye-making genes from a mouse?

12/12/2007 8:19:53 AM

Dirac

I doubt you have a measurable IQ.

12/12/2007 8:20:33 AM

GigaGuess

Johnny Cochrane disagrees.

12/12/2007 8:34:38 AM
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