Greet your new masters!
I doubt that DNA exists.
[12/11/2007 8:23:18 PM]
Fundie Index: 10
And you're wrong.
12/11/2007 8:26:06 PM
I doubt your brain exists. I almost said equally as likely, but... not so sure about that, since that's a fairly brainless response, and DNA is rather proven, unlike this person's brain.
12/11/2007 8:26:51 PM
So Crick and Watson were wrong? Hmmm? What about DNA tests? Paternity tests? Cloning?
Guess those don't exist either.
12/11/2007 8:31:42 PM
That science stuff is all Satanic hooey!
It's just the debbil trying to fool the weak.
12/11/2007 8:37:35 PM
Is there any way we users can get a mod to patrol these posts or ban users? Goddamn it...
12/11/2007 8:46:36 PM
I'm willing to bet The ScaredCrusader has a "late" GF - waddaya think? Will we be seeing him on The Maury Show in about 9 months - naysaying the DNA test ?
12/11/2007 8:53:22 PM
12/11/2007 8:54:14 PM
I doubt that DNA exists
So if you rape somebody, you don't have to worry about using a condom or leaving behind some hair or skin cells. You can always tell the cops DNA doesn't exist.
12/11/2007 9:01:45 PM
Fuck you and die in a fire, you prick.
12/11/2007 9:08:12 PM
Fuck off, pedotroll.
12/11/2007 9:16:22 PM
My favourite quote. I'm excited to see it in the top 100.
12/11/2007 9:22:10 PM
Actual DNA molecules would say otherwise.
AMPM: tl;dr. Use the link left of the brackets, and paste it into those boards.
12/11/2007 9:34:01 PM
This guy has the intelligence of a rusty nail.
12/11/2007 9:38:33 PM
@Beccs: Please, don't insult rusty nails.
12/11/2007 9:55:59 PM
Then you're a 'tard.
12/11/2007 10:09:52 PM
AMPM: Lemme know if your dream ever comes true. I'll pay a lot of money to get you an illegal sex change. The thought of your entire life being an unending spiral of misery just warms the depths of my black-hole-of-cynicism-heart.
As to ScarletCrusader: You're a fucking retard.
12/11/2007 10:31:31 PM
Well, at least he spelled DNA right...
12/11/2007 11:10:35 PM
C'mon. I know the code around here is a jerry-rigged train wreck, but surely an omnipotent deity can do something about the spam.
12/11/2007 11:15:08 PM
Between Scarlet and AMPM, this is one of the strangest posts I've ever read.
12/11/2007 11:17:49 PM
i don't doubt that you are ignorant.
12/11/2007 11:18:42 PM
Doubt of your own existence then.
12/12/2007 6:36:08 AM
The other AMPM
You heard him. He has a small penis, guys, so give him a break. Even congenitally retarded men with micropenis need love too.
12/12/2007 8:08:21 AM
How is it that microbiologists have managed to tie knots in DNA strands? How is it that they've engineered the plasmid DNA of bacteria to produce insulin for human diabetics? How is it that they've created transgenic tomatoes with the antifreeze gene employed in the blood of deep-sea fish? How is it that they induced eyes to grow on the wings of a fly by introducing eye-making genes from a mouse?
12/12/2007 8:19:53 AM
I doubt you have a measurable IQ.
12/12/2007 8:20:33 AM
Johnny Cochrane disagrees.
12/12/2007 8:34:38 AM