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Ah but we ARE Christians. this nation was founded on Christianity. It was discovered by Christians, settled by Christians, and Founded by Christians.

And we STILL ARE. This Nation fights harder than any in the world for Christianity, it has the most true Bible-believing Christians, and it is the precise reason why we are the most powerful nation in the world. It is also the precise reason why we set the world's standard.

So that is why. Same reason that entering foreigners should have to learn the language, because it is native to America.

MrBoo, Christian Forums 45 Comments [12/11/2007 9:09:59 PM]
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szena

It was discovered and settled long before Christianity existed. And I sincerely doubt that you have learned any language native to America. You're writing in a European language.

12/11/2007 9:12:16 PM

Morninglight

I'll learn Navajo if I'm to learn a Native American language. ;)

12/11/2007 9:13:44 PM

Carnivore_Rabbit

Sorry, Mr. Boo, but I refuse to speak DumbAss; the native tongue of nationalistic fundyism.

12/11/2007 9:17:10 PM

Joe

English is a native american language?

12/11/2007 9:20:11 PM

dpareja

Founded on Christianity, hm? Thomas Jefferson wants a word with you.

12/11/2007 9:23:24 PM

AnonymousAsshole

Someone's gonna say it, might as well be me:
"Treaty of Tripoli, bitch!"

12/11/2007 9:26:32 PM

MysticalChicken

AnonymousAsshole: Dammit, you beat me to it!

12/11/2007 9:31:43 PM

HeathenAngel

Set the world's standard?? For... WHAT, exactly? Certainly not education.

As for the rest of the shit that you regurgitated onto the Interwebs.. You, sir are a LIAR. Not a xstain nation, NOT founded by xstains. Do yourself some good and pick up a history book. A REAL history book, not that antiquated piece of trash that you consider history/science.. and everything else. For it is nothing more than myth and folk lore.

12/11/2007 9:39:09 PM

LabRat

Product of home schooling ladies and gentlemen, so utterly ignorant in american history it's a miracle he knows the name of the country.

at least... I *hope* he knows the name of his country..

12/11/2007 9:40:16 PM

Mike

Because being an asshole is the American way!

12/11/2007 9:43:34 PM

Brainy

So much FAIL in one place...

12/11/2007 9:47:04 PM

Darwin

When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

Sounds kind of Pagan to me...

12/11/2007 9:54:50 PM

Patches

It is also the precise reason why we set the world's standard.

"Set" being past tense here. We don't anymore. Most of the rest of the world has passed us by because of people like you being more concerned with clinging to bronze-age dogma than joining the rest of them in the 21st century.

Same reason that entering foreigners should have to learn the language, because it is native to America.

Because, certainly, Americans were the first ones to speak English.

12/11/2007 9:56:10 PM

Osiris

Discovered by Natives, settled by Natives, Vikings, and many different people for many different reasons, founded by men of different beliefs all sharing a common goal.

12/11/2007 9:57:58 PM

approximate

You took the short bus to school...didn't you?

12/11/2007 10:07:26 PM

Fanatic-Templar

I thought the most christian nations were in Africa?

12/11/2007 10:11:29 PM

Esjeur

So, the Native American's were Christian when they came here tens of thousands of years ago?

12/11/2007 10:12:15 PM

Caustic Gnostic

Ignorant hallucinating retards were never the strong suit of any civilization, no matter what they might claim. Kinda like coke-heads in that regard.

Healthy people look elsewhere for inspiration.

12/11/2007 11:07:51 PM

Viva

Erm.. english originates from england.

Just in case you didn't know.

12/11/2007 11:13:51 PM

Goosey

Viva: I'd contend that and say English actually originated in what is now Germany, although various other influences acted on it in England to turn it into modern English. I would if I was pedantic enough.

Oh, wait, I am.

12/12/2007 12:16:53 AM

Sean

OH.....
My...
Non-Existent GOD.
If I wasn't an atheist before..and I was...I most Defiantly am now...

12/12/2007 1:54:07 AM

Old Viking

We were founded on secular humanist principles. If you can find the local library, ask the nice lady to point you to the history section. Or read the Constitution.

English is native to America? I bet Chaucer didn't know that.

12/12/2007 2:35:31 AM

cyborgtroy

I nation was founded by Native Americans, with their language[s], but since we took it over, Christianity and American English are the native language and nobody can change it. NOBODY! IT'S READ-ONLY!! BLAH!

You're stupid.

12/12/2007 3:11:50 AM



Native Americans have a word with you, baby.

12/12/2007 6:39:19 AM

Jack Bauer

"....Same reason that entering foreigners should have to learn the language, because it is native to America."

Native to America.

Right.

What language are you referring to? Micmac? Seminole? Choctaw? Chippewa? Miwok, perhap? Iroquios? Kiowa?

Oh no, you're referring to English - god's own language.

I give up - kicking shit like you just leads to dirty footwear.

12/12/2007 9:46:07 AM
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