Ah but we ARE Christians. this nation was founded on Christianity. It was discovered by Christians, settled by Christians, and Founded by Christians.
And we STILL ARE. This Nation fights harder than any in the world for Christianity, it has the most true Bible-believing Christians, and it is the precise reason why we are the most powerful nation in the world. It is also the precise reason why we set the world's standard.
So that is why. Same reason that entering foreigners should have to learn the language, because it is native to America.
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Set the world's standard?? For... WHAT, exactly? Certainly not education.
As for the rest of the shit that you regurgitated onto the Interwebs.. You, sir are a LIAR. Not a xstain nation, NOT founded by xstains. Do yourself some good and pick up a history book. A REAL history book, not that antiquated piece of trash that you consider history/science.. and everything else. For it is nothing more than myth and folk lore.
Product of home schooling ladies and gentlemen, so utterly ignorant in american history it's a miracle he knows the name of the country.
at least... I *hope* he knows the name of his country..
When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
Sounds kind of Pagan to me...
It is also the precise reason why we set the world's standard.
"Set" being past tense here. We don't anymore. Most of the rest of the world has passed us by because of people like you being more concerned with clinging to bronze-age dogma than joining the rest of them in the 21st century.
Same reason that entering foreigners should have to learn the language, because it is native to America.
Because, certainly, Americans were the first ones to speak English.
Discovered by Natives, settled by Natives, Vikings, and many different people for many different reasons, founded by men of different beliefs all sharing a common goal.
Ignorant hallucinating retards were never the strong suit of any civilization, no matter what they might claim. Kinda like coke-heads in that regard.
Healthy people look elsewhere for inspiration.
We were founded on secular humanist principles. If you can find the local library, ask the nice lady to point you to the history section. Or read the Constitution.
English is native to America? I bet Chaucer didn't know that.
I nation was founded by Native Americans, with their language, but since we took it over, Christianity and American English are the native language and nobody can change it. NOBODY! IT'S READ-ONLY!! BLAH!
You're stupid.
"....Same reason that entering foreigners should have to learn the language, because it is native to America."
Native to America.
Right.
What language are you referring to? Micmac? Seminole? Choctaw? Chippewa? Miwok, perhap? Iroquios? Kiowa?
Oh no, you're referring to English - god's own language.
I give up - kicking shit like you just leads to dirty footwear.
Joe pulled over his semi as he saw the quick shadow of someone walking up ahead. He slowed, coming to a stop just behind them. He quickly reached for his pocketknife, then put it back when he saw long skinny white legs underneath a skirt only a hooker would wore, complete with black thigh highs. Heat pulsed through his body and he smiled. It was AMPM.
Things fundies have obviously never read, but lie about having read:
(1) The US Constitution(they are constantly inserting religious nonsense that does not exist into this document);
(2) Any dictionary(they have no clue about the definitions of religion, evolution, science, big-bang theory, atheism, agnostic, Catholic, church, liberal, socialist, communist, or Buddhist)
(3) An encyclopedia(no knowledge of American, Roman, Middle Eastern, other religions beliefs, Judeo-Christian church history, Darwin, Marx, our Founding Fathers, Hitler, Stalin, the Inquisition, or the Crusades;
(4) the Bible(outside Paul, Revelations, and some cherry-picked Old Testament verses, the average fundie knows nothing of what's in the Bible, and it doesn't seem to matter whether it is KJV or one of the newer translations, and especially none of them seems to know the 9TH commandment);
(5) Any accepted Biology text book or scientific work on biology(this is self-expanatory to anyone who has read some of their inane statements posted here, some of their idiocy involving science would shame a fifth-grader).
"Asians and Vikings found it first. Neither where Christan.
You fail at history."
Actually, the Vikings that came to North America were post-conversion Vikings. Therefore, they were Christian. Or at least kinda Christian.
At least they spoke the native language, English.
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As an ENGLish person from ENGLand (you know, that place that most of the original colonists came from), I rather think that ENGLish is more native to my country than yours.
Yeesh, is it any wonder we faked the war of independence to get rid of your ancestors?
Same reason that entering foreigners should have to learn the language, because it is native to America.
I bet your one of those idiots that believe "american" is a language.
The lanauage you speak is english. Wich is native to ENGLAND not america. The natives of america did not speak english.
It is also the precise reason why we set the world's standard.
The USA is among the only three countries left in the world to use the anachronistic non-metric system. (the other two are Myanmar and Liberia). Inspired by the bible, eh?
The primary measurement standards are maintained by France.
The HTML standard was developed in Switzerland.
The geographical latitude/longitude standard is centered in Britain. (Greenwich)
And these are only some few standards which came to my mind immediately.
You'd think someday you idiots would realize English is only one thing that came from Europe. Your laws, your goverment, your constitution, your school systems, your medical history, your livestock, farming practices, your architecture, and your technological base ALL come from Europe.
About all you have is gluttony at a level never seen before on Earth
Even if America was founded by Christians, and the constitution was to be chock full of Christian references, what difference would that make to the America of today? Societies move on on. They evolve and change with time. Britain still has a state religion (the Church of England) but few would say that we're a Christian nation these days.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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