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Why can't an evolutionist ever speak clearly and understandably? I think its because he is using complex words, etc. to mask the lie. You think making it hard to understand for someone is gonna win 'em over? I check out these things on evolution and its all the same but its just not enough. I'm not that gullible. Everyone on this forum is going to disagree w/ you so what are you doing here evolutionist?

EaZiE, crosswalk.com 31 Comments [12/11/2007 11:35:31 PM]
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cool cats

Why can't fundies ever use their brains? Why do fundies claim the ToE is a lie when they refuse to research it for themselves? Why do fundies claim they are not gullible and then fall for the nonsense spewed forth by the likes of Kent Hovind and Ken Ham?

12/11/2007 11:47:25 PM

Moordryd

Why can't an evolutionist ever speak clearly and understandably?

Just because you don't understand the subject doesn't mean that the scientist who is presenting the topic at hand is making no sense.

I think its because he is using complex words, etc.

Yes, science is inherently complex, which is the main reason fundies reject it. It forces you to OMG! think!!!

to mask the lie.

What lie? There are misconceptions because you do not understand, and theories that are still being tested, but no intentional lies. And if there is dishonesty in a study, it is often the result of one stubborn individual, not the scientic community as a whole.

You think making it hard to understand for someone is gonna win 'em over?

Yes. Science likes to cover all the bases so that there as few "holes" as possible. The complexity of science is what makes it as close to the "truth" as we will ever get, and it is what makes science beautiful.

I check out these things on evolution and its all the same but its just not enough.

You have already stated that you do not like to think, let alone think hard. Understanding the complexity of any scientific study will require you to take the time and energy to do just that.

I'm not that gullible.

But you are a little bit gullible? That must explain why you believe in an invisible sky daddy that no one can prove exists beyond a reasonable doubt in this tangible existence that is known as "reality."

Everyone on this forum is going to disagree w/ you so what are you doing here evolutionist?"

Proving our existence (and the existence of everything around us) with observable and testable scientific study.

12/11/2007 11:55:36 PM

EnemyPartyII

Yeah... like the way they use big words like "Deoxyribose nucleic acid" all the time, and say its in our cells. But everyone knows that acide DISSOLVES cells, so its all nonsense!

Evilutionists deliberately make up big words to make it difficult for True Christians(tm) to refute their claims.

I mean, hands up anyone who has actually SEEN a tiktaalik or archaeopterix? Not many hands there.

CheckMATE evilution!

(Poes, you dumb fuckers)

12/11/2007 11:56:51 PM

Eric

I call Poe's Law on EnemyParty!

12/11/2007 11:58:51 PM

Goosey

I understand evolution.

I understand evolution. Me. Who never even studied any biology after the age of 13 (or, really, before the age of 10).

What the fuck is so hard to understand?

12/12/2007 12:05:17 AM

approximate

Awww...poor fundie can't use a dictionary.

12/12/2007 12:21:43 AM

Mike

Does someone need a WAAAAHmulence?

12/12/2007 12:24:39 AM

t3h_fuhr3r

Why can't a Fundie be smart enough to understand science?
...Oh.
They wouldn't be Fundies anymore...

12/12/2007 1:14:27 AM

Old Viking

If you understand being created from dirt, science should be a snap.

12/12/2007 2:20:08 AM

Julian

Shithead has a partial point. If it doesn't understand words like gullible and what they mean, it's not going to understand the difference between allopatric and sympatric speciation or the nuances involved with convergent evolution.

12/12/2007 2:23:48 AM

Detrs

They don't speak "clearly" because you don't know what they mean. It's easier to use a word that encompasses a concept than to waste time explaining it over and over agian.

12/12/2007 3:12:22 AM

Ban AMPM

Fuck. This site pisses off someone powerful. They hired AMPM to post material so objectionable it will get the site shut down.

12/12/2007 6:09:49 AM

Moordryd

This site pisses off someone powerful. They hired AMPM to post material so objectionable it will get the site shut down.

I think it is rather just a fundie troll trying to shut down the site himself, or a 13 year old /b/tard with insecurity issues who has nothing better to do.

Either way, I can't wait for the banhammer to fall.

12/12/2007 6:40:34 AM



Haven't you ever wondered that the problem lies in you and your ignorance?

12/12/2007 6:45:24 AM

Mister Spak

Why can't an creationist ever think clearly and understandably? I think its because he is using incoherent thoughts, etc. to mask the lie. You think making yourself look stupid is gonna win 'em over? I check out these things on fundieism and its all the same but its just not enough. I'm not that gullible. Everyone on this forum is going to disagree w/ you so what are you doing here fundie? "

Fixed.

12/12/2007 7:17:12 AM

Whoever

O.K., if you can't understand complex language, I will use two easy-to-understand one syllable words:

YOU FAIL.

12/12/2007 7:39:30 AM

Tempus

Fuck off back to /b/, pedotroll.

12/12/2007 8:00:52 AM

El_Generalissimo

AMPM, is it actually possible for you to be more of an arsehole? Where's a fundie lynch mob when you need one?

12/12/2007 11:40:34 AM

Zoology

eazie, 'the' doesnt count as a long word, I know it may be hard to understand...

12/12/2007 12:49:13 PM

Anon

Go get a biology dictionary fool. A lot of those 'complex words' are derived from Latin\Greek or stats.

Yes, you are that gullible, I bet you believe a man was eaten by a whale and sat around in its stomach until sky daddy said so.

12/12/2007 3:02:45 PM

flipper

My sixth-grader understands evolution perfectly. That means that it is clear enough for an 11 year old to understand. That doesn't speak well of your intelligence or education, Eazie.

12/12/2007 7:27:18 PM

Lithp

Just because you can't pronounce "DNA...."

12/12/2007 9:39:30 PM

FSMismyhero

"I'm not that gullible" HAHAHAHA! No, please stop! I can’t breathe HAHAHAHA!!!

12/13/2007 3:00:12 AM



reason 483 for y evolutio is wrong:

they use long words and their books have no picsures.

5/26/2010 1:29:37 PM



DUH my brain can't comprehend common sense

10/26/2010 2:19:22 PM
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