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[to a poster who argued for sex education]

Following your reasoning; Murder is wrong, so Churches and parents should teach children and show them instructional videos, etc on the easiest and best ways to commit murder and protection (how not to get in trouble for it).

Utterly unbelievably assinine.

rcjames, crosswalk.com forums 36 Comments [12/11/2007 11:35:18 PM]
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Moordryd

*headdesk*

12/11/2007 11:40:45 PM

Morninglight

Congratulations!

You have been selected as the poster child for contraception!

12/11/2007 11:42:23 PM

Eric

The fuck? Murder equals sex now?

12/11/2007 11:56:57 PM



Did it ever occur to you that maybe sex is not wrong and even if you insist on claiming that it is, it is nowhere near the same thing as murder?

12/11/2007 11:58:16 PM

Goosey

People have this thing called a sex-drive. Look at anyone, it's a fair bet that, at some time in their lives, they are going to have sex.

Very few people have a murder drive, and if you think everyone does, I think that says more about you than about people in general.

You're scary.

12/12/2007 12:07:19 AM

Robbie

Well, murder is wrong, so I guess rcjames has a point ...

WAIT A DAMN MINUTE!

SEX DOESN'T KILL PEOPLE!

Now I understand. rcjames is a dick.

12/12/2007 12:07:40 AM

approximate

Yes, you certainly are.

12/12/2007 12:20:42 AM

Anon

By following this 'tards reasoning, is he saying that sex is wrong?

Idiot. God said go forth and multiply. Sex is natural. For fucks sake, I just can't deal with this fool right now.

12/12/2007 12:25:01 AM

Mike

Mario wishes he could make leaps like you.

12/12/2007 12:26:12 AM

dpareja

Mike: He certainly does, I bet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=in6RZzdGki8

12/12/2007 12:29:41 AM

onions

murder kills people

sex creates people


YOU WILL EAT YOUR APPLES AND ORANGES, AND YOU WILL ENJOY THEM

12/12/2007 1:48:02 AM

Old Viking

Your accusation makes no sense whatsoever, but I guess that's not really surprising.

12/12/2007 2:22:40 AM



And murder is still wrong...................unlike sex, which is right(otherwise, humankind would not exist). Jokes asides, murdering a person is always bad. Even for fundies, sex is not the problem per se.

12/12/2007 6:44:15 AM

Amanda

So sex=murder? My parents are multiple killers! Oh no! I hope I can visit them in jail. My brother had kids, he's a killer too! My family is being torn apart! *sob*


12/12/2007 6:47:48 AM

Fred

In both sex education and gun education, the objective is the same.

Don't be pointing it at a person when it goes off.

Sex education is not about how to get it, or how to do it, you total moron. It's how to avoid disease and pregnancy.

Gun eductaion would therefore be about how to handle a gun without killing yourself or someone else. Accdentally.

With both sex and weaponry, when it goes off in your face unexpectedly, some one has to clean up the mess.

12/12/2007 7:01:48 AM

Mister Spak

Your assumption that sex is wrong is Utterly unbelievably assinine.

12/12/2007 7:19:21 AM



Following your reasoning, if we don't teach children how to wear seatbelts they'll drive safely.

12/12/2007 7:52:54 AM

GigaGuess

But sex is not wrong. It is, in fact, crucial for our species' survival. And if done right, no one is hurt, unlike with murder. Your ball.

12/12/2007 8:46:26 AM

Paler_Face

I have a healthy sex drive, but no murder drive. Though, after reading this I'm tempted to get a murder drive.
Assinine indeed.

12/12/2007 9:43:17 AM

anti-nonsense

So sex is wrong?

Good, don't have sex.

12/12/2007 10:39:51 AM

Brian X

I don't know what's worse about AMPM's post -- the subject matter, or the fact that it's actually on topic.

*jibblies*

12/12/2007 12:29:21 PM

Gloria

go be fruitful and multiply, but do it without sex, because sex is murder.

yeah, that makes sense....

12/12/2007 1:06:00 PM

JasoNF

Sex is wrong? rcjames, I bet your holy parents would never have done a thing like that, eh?

12/12/2007 1:36:58 PM

Ansem the Wise

Asinine. Which you are.

12/12/2007 3:39:41 PM

Sorroth

"Utterly unbelievably assinine."

Yes. Yes you are.

Oh, and please tell me how exactly any life that doesn't reproduce by cell division would have, y'know, survived without sex?

(That includes humans, by the way. Funnily enough, sex is where babies come from.)

12/12/2007 4:03:19 PM
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