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It's amazing what the Darwinian's can achieve when they have hundreds of millions flowing in from uncle Sam, they don't want to share it with any other scientific research programs that might suggest that we didn't evolve from gue, to the zoo, then to you.
GOD MUST NOT EXIST in the minds of anyone! it helps make dictators more powerful when you are worth nothing. you have no rights! stand in line, don't question authority, Hiel Hitler!

CurtusLove, Youtube 34 Comments [12/11/2007 11:37:52 PM]
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dpareja

Calling Godwin here...

12/11/2007 11:44:50 PM

Eric

Can we quit with these Youtube posts. What's next, quotes taken from 4chan?

12/11/2007 11:59:45 PM

Goosey

Awww, those poor Cretinists.

Maybe if your "science" stopped sucking so much it would attract more funding.

This can be expressed mathematically as: As the number of fundies tends to zero, the amount of funding tends to hundreds of millions. :)

12/12/2007 12:02:33 AM



wait, what?

12/12/2007 12:11:09 AM

Jake Steel

ahh youtube, where stupid goes to breed.

12/12/2007 12:11:49 AM

Mike

GODWIN!

12/12/2007 12:23:19 AM

Thurisaz

Too dumb to spell anything right - the surefire sign of a morontheist.

12/12/2007 12:31:20 AM

Lee45

The last line sounds more like the ideal world of the fundies. Shiny mirror award anyone?

12/12/2007 12:38:45 AM

Scion

What the hell, AMPM?

12/12/2007 1:20:51 AM

Old Viking

The government is funding science projects to prove god doesn't exist? Wow, you guys are really screwed aren't you?

Gue, to the zoo, then to you is clever. Brand new. Highly original. Incidentally, it's g-o-o. But don't feel bad. It's a tough word.

Hiel Hitler?

12/12/2007 2:17:28 AM

cyborgtroy

It's amazing what Darwinians can acheive when research, evidence, studies, and proper use of the scientific method show that we are right.

12/12/2007 3:00:08 AM

Bill

I'm not sure how cloud ghosts and freedom correlate? Nor do I quite understand how the origin of biological life has any relevance towards ethics and morality?

12/12/2007 4:03:38 AM

APD

Your "science" does not get funding because it is not proper science. It has NO evidence behind it and is more often than not disprovable. Reincaration sciences, for example, at least offer some evidence and do not conflict with scientific fact. If you can disprove evolution, however, and I mean REALLY disprove it, that will be accepted by scienists. There's no big conspiracy.

tl;dr version: Proof or get out.

P.S. Look up "Theocracy"

12/12/2007 4:07:52 AM

Rhys

"listen to us, do as we say, act on blind faith, don't question anything we tell you, hail jesus!"

12/12/2007 4:11:59 AM



How can you lie and contradict yourself in such a little time, troll?

12/12/2007 6:46:16 AM

Mister Spak

It's amazing what we can achieve when we follow the evidence without interference from followers of a bronze age mythology. For example we generate hundreds of millions in wealth which can be fed back into following more evidence which produces more hundreds of millions, unless the followers of a bronze age creation myth interfere.

12/12/2007 7:12:59 AM

Brain_In_A_Jar

it helps make dictators more powerful when you are worth nothing.

It certainly works for religion, telling your followers how worthless they are.

12/12/2007 7:13:45 AM

Ranger Joe

AMPM is the kinda guy I'd like to eliminate ala Sub Zero.

Or just easier to ban his stupid ass. How long we going to have to scroll thru these endless posts before the ban hammer falls? Can I be a moderator and ban folks like this? Please?

12/12/2007 8:03:38 AM

Frank

AMPM- The FBI knew internal affairs was setting them up the whole time?


Ps.

"And my standards of depravity were very high, or should I say low."

A classic jest sir, worthy of Wilde. However, please note that questions are followed by question marks. Learn to write properly. The jokes are fine -clearly no problem there.

12/12/2007 8:36:42 AM

Caustic Gnostic

Heel, Hitler! Good doggie!


12/12/2007 9:03:51 AM

mbtek

AMPM, you clearly have too much time on your hands, dude.

12/12/2007 9:10:54 AM

Mudflappus

It's spelled HEIL dumbass.

12/12/2007 10:00:08 AM

The Science Mafia

You fundies are ruining our plans, first you blow the lid off our siphoning money from colored peoples' bank accounts, now you're onto our little deal with Uncle Sam. If you agree to not blow the whistle, we will cut you in on our little scam..

12/12/2007 10:31:10 AM



G O D W I N

12/12/2007 12:27:39 PM

Brian X

FUNDIE'S BRAIN

It is very dark. You could be eaten by a gue.

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12/12/2007 1:01:22 PM
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