It's amazing what the Darwinian's can achieve when they have hundreds of millions flowing in from uncle Sam, they don't want to share it with any other scientific research programs that might suggest that we didn't evolve from gue, to the zoo, then to you.
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Awww, those poor Cretinists.
Maybe if your "science" stopped sucking so much it would attract more funding.
This can be expressed mathematically as: As the number of fundies tends to zero, the amount of funding tends to hundreds of millions. :)
The government is funding science projects to prove god doesn't exist? Wow, you guys are really screwed aren't you?
Gue, to the zoo, then to you is clever. Brand new. Highly original. Incidentally, it's g-o-o. But don't feel bad. It's a tough word.
Hiel Hitler?
It's amazing what Darwinians can acheive when research, evidence, studies, and proper use of the scientific method show that we are right.
Your "science" does not get funding because it is not proper science. It has NO evidence behind it and is more often than not disprovable. Reincaration sciences, for example, at least offer some evidence and do not conflict with scientific fact. If you can disprove evolution, however, and I mean REALLY disprove it, that will be accepted by scienists. There's no big conspiracy.
tl;dr version: Proof or get out.
P.S. Look up "Theocracy"
"listen to us, do as we say, act on blind faith, don't question anything we tell you, hail jesus!"
It's amazing what we can achieve when we follow the evidence without interference from followers of a bronze age mythology. For example we generate hundreds of millions in wealth which can be fed back into following more evidence which produces more hundreds of millions, unless the followers of a bronze age creation myth interfere.
it helps make dictators more powerful when you are worth nothing.
It certainly works for religion, telling your followers how worthless they are.
AMPM is the kinda guy I'd like to eliminate ala Sub Zero.
Or just easier to ban his stupid ass. How long we going to have to scroll thru these endless posts before the ban hammer falls? Can I be a moderator and ban folks like this? Please?
AMPM- The FBI knew internal affairs was setting them up the whole time?
"And my standards of depravity were very high, or should I say low."
A classic jest sir, worthy of Wilde. However, please note that questions are followed by question marks. Learn to write properly. The jokes are fine -clearly no problem there.
You fundies are ruining our plans, first you blow the lid off our siphoning money from colored peoples' bank accounts, now you're onto our little deal with Uncle Sam. If you agree to not blow the whistle, we will cut you in on our little scam..
Let's get started, shall we?
1: *Goo. Now, if you're going to use an incredibly retarded argument JUST because it's catchy, learn to spell it. 'Sides, other scientists are Christian. Other scientific "programs," however, are usually pseudoscientific nonsense.
2: So we're in agreement that God doesn't exist, besides in one's own mind?
3: A lot of dictators and monarchies in the past were religious...even Christian, yes.
4: Hitler did not believe in evolution, and was not an atheist. He might not have been a Christian, per say, but he was not an atheist.
5: Translation from Curtuspeak to English: RESPECT MY BELIEFS & NO ONE ELSE'S!
Ah yes, CurtusLove. A true genius of our time. I mean, aside from his verbal abuse, spamming, and general repugnance.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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