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Feel the christian love...


I think we should add low voltage electrodes to the water board and slowly dip it into the water as we slowly increase the voltage for some added incentive for Osama to talk. Then when they are DEAD bury them wrapped in PIGSKIN like the Russians do.

4given, Rapture Ready 26 Comments [12/12/2007 1:00:54 AM]
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Submitted By: calee
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Goosey

Most inappropriate username ever.

Torture: it's bad when Muslims do it, good when Christians do it, and as for those atheists, the problem with them is their moral relativism. Right?

12/12/2007 1:02:31 AM

Scion

Who Would Jesus Torture?

12/12/2007 1:09:50 AM

Prager

This is why RR posters always leave me with a warm fuzzy feeling...

12/12/2007 1:10:50 AM

Old Viking

So tell me again how you're better than they are.

12/12/2007 2:11:56 AM

F

I had a friend who wished that Muslim terrorists were shot withe pork chops in their mouths and then decapitated, their heads set on Koran pages. And he was a devout Catholic...

12/12/2007 2:18:36 AM

Tempus

@Goosey: you nailed it.

12/12/2007 2:41:12 AM

cyborgtroy

What if they die before they talk?

12/12/2007 2:58:31 AM

Mr Smith

Or we could, y'know, not.

12/12/2007 3:36:47 AM

APD

Torture and murder for Jesus!

12/12/2007 4:01:55 AM

Lucan

I discovered Rapture Ready via this site. I had a modicum of respect for them back then. Not any more.

12/12/2007 4:09:24 AM

Dakota Bob

Yeah, somebody seriously needs to ban 'AMPM

12/12/2007 5:52:28 AM

:-)

Heh! No surprise that the "dirty faggot" troll likes gay porn.

12/12/2007 6:01:52 AM



And you'll still think that he's worse for masterminding killings................

12/12/2007 6:47:42 AM

Moordryd

I think we should add low voltage electrodes to the water board and slowly dip it into the water as we slowly increase the voltage...

You've thought long and hard about this haven't you? Not surprising since you're a Christian and the symbol of your faith (Jesus on the cross) is an execution scene.

...for some added incentive for Osama to talk.

Except that no one has caught him yet. Besides which as an insane fundie who is likely willing to blow himself up, being slowly drowned/electrocuted to death would only reinforce Bin Laden's matyrdom complex.

Then when they are DEAD bury them wrapped in PIGSKIN like the Russians do.

That is just stupid. Since when do Muslim's play football? XD

12/12/2007 6:59:47 AM

Xotan

I hold no brief for bin Laden and his crew, but I would prefer to have him brought to trial before the world so that people could actually see the process and know that justice was being done to him and his terrorists.

Algiers makes that even more imperative.

What punishment is something I leave to the court. For personal preference, though, I would like it to be something very lingering and very painful and very slow. This is out of character for me, but no mercy was shown on 9/11. None should be shown to the perpetrators.

Except that to do this would reduce someone (me) to the level of the killers. So let the court ruling be enough. And please, no showing it on TV.

12/12/2007 7:07:28 AM

Xotan

oops! Sorry. Double posting.

12/12/2007 7:07:29 AM

Mister Spak

The heathen terrorist muslims have noted your suggestion and they're going to try it out on a christian whore.

12/12/2007 7:09:39 AM

Encolpius

You do realise that torture kinda doesn't work? That the only confessions it produces are what the questioner wants to hear, not what the truth is.

12/12/2007 8:32:51 AM

NonProphet

Rapture Ready: a hive full of delusional wackos and evil sociopaths.

I hereby dub them "The Straitjacket Brigade."

12/12/2007 9:24:53 AM

freako104

I wonder if the tone would change if the terrorists were pointing out how we have used torture and how people have justified it.

12/12/2007 10:25:26 AM

Illuminatalie

Yeesh. Torture fantasies for Jesus. I think you should try auto-erotic asphyxiation, 4given.

12/12/2007 10:26:01 AM

Michael

@AMPM If I want to look at that stuff, I am capable of finding it myself, as I frequently do, but while I am here, it is completely inappropriate, as this is a public board accessible to all. Please ban this moron.

12/12/2007 11:21:33 AM

The Watcher

And they wonder why the terrorists hate us.

12/12/2007 3:01:04 PM

flipper

Gee what a clever idea. Let's imitate the Russians who are universally hated as murderous thugs for their policies, and even worse TOTAL FAILURES in a similar war in Afghanistan because of this exact same type of stupidity alienating even moderate Arabs.PS We don't have Osama and we probably won't catch him until we get our current Saudi toadies out of the White House.

12/12/2007 8:17:02 PM

Lithp

Wow, & I thought I was twisted....

12/12/2007 9:06:36 PM
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