GOD DOES NOT BRING GAY PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD!!! Simple as that. He TAKES THEM OUT and puts them in Hell. Pretty easy to understand isn't it? Oh wait...don't answer that question loudatheist.
People choose to be gay by the demons that tell them to be gay.
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For the sake of the argument, let's asume that those demons do that, didn't God create them so?. And more importantly, were do you destroy the notion of FREE WILL, essential to understand the concept of sin?
No they don't.
I'm posting this useless comment to force AMPM (if he shows up, please no) further down the page.
Can someone please ban that prick?
Thankyou for your time.
Push it down the page...stave it off, 123...
Also, comment fails on multiple levels.
"Pretty easy to understand isn't it?"
Yes, it is easy to understand. Like Charles Manson's dictates : "Kill them. Kill them ALL." Those are also easy to understand. Irrefutable evidence of mental pyschosis, true, but, I will admit, easy to understand.
Demon: Hey straight person. I want you to take your hard penis, and stick it up that nice, tight and firm ass."
Straight Person: Ewwwwwwww!!!! Icky poo!!
You are a colossal phailure.
Wait, they choose because they're told to by powers mightier than themselves? So... they don't choose to? Huh?
Pretty easy to understand isn't it?
Well, no, not really, if you actually try to follow your "theory" through. See, that's what humans with functional brains do with an idea: see if it hangs together. "The Earth is banana-shaped" is also pretty easy to understand, until you try to figure out how that actually works. Then you realize it's bullshit. Just like...
I've said it before and I'll say it again: Demons are liars. They lie like Satan, the Father of All Lies. And the worst Demons of all are the ones who possess the Fundamentalists. They convince the poor fools that they are on the road to heaven. They have tempted them to introduce, 1800 years after Jesus closed all revelation, a new doctrine of Rapture that the fundie fools believe... And when the Rapture comes it will be Satan and his hordes, looking like Jesus and his Angels who come for the heretics, to drag them down to Hell for believing false doctrine and for hatred against true Christians.
You fundies are all damned to the lake of eternally burning fire that you so eagerly dispose others into.
And your Pastors are all agents of Evil. Look at all of them that have been taken in hypocrisy, lying and deceit; in sexual perversion, hatred and cheating. Yet you have continued to follow them without using the proper discretion of a Christian. Oh that is indeed a great fault and a sin against the Holy Ghost - a denial of his gift of discernment. The one sin that can never be forgiven....
Besides, you should know that the Bible allocates only 144,000 seats in heaven to the whole world over all the ages. The rest are irrevocably damned, damned, damned. [Thumps fist on the Bible].
I should be a preacher! LOL I think I'd do as well as any of the Ayatollahs you have in the Bible Belt. :-)
"Pretty easy to understand isn't it?'
It's perfectly easy to understand. I'm not disagreeing with you because you're confusing, I'm disagreeing with you because you're wrong.
You show 3 signs of insanity! Thoughts of Conspiracy, Check. Hallucinations, well if you see Demons, definately check, Dellusions....you believe in god? BIG check.
Actually, AMPM I can mostly ignore, all it means is that I don't browse FSTDT at work, and block AMPM's smut pictures when they show up.
The spammer, on the other hand, I can't ignore no matter how quickly I scroll.
Don't get me wrong, AMPM is disrupting the undisruptive (though incredibly juvenile) threads here. Banning AMPM is essential to the continued smooth operation as the comments section, but the spammer is only exacerbating the problem.
Also, didn't you read? We're choosing to be gay thanks to the demons. Everybody has these demons to make out with members of the same sex, but you need to ignore them!
Sound like the making of a Gay porno mover GAY demon from hell corrupt innocent Christian men at a unsuspecting Hard body weight lifting muscle men only missionary school .
The Gay sex is constant has each person scummed to the demons gays sexual powers until soon the whole school is experiencing a gay sexual filled orgy .Soon they find that resistance to the gay demons is impossible and are caught in a evil trap and stuck has sex slaves in hells endless orgy or sexual pleasure pain and ecstasy .
Find on video tape in the adult section or rent on the pay view after midnight ,
God called, he said that he was ashamed of creating you so he's gonna take you out and place you in hell.
Have fun burning with all the gay people that apperantly popped out of the ground.
"GOD DOES NOT BRING GAY PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD!!!"
Who did, the great pumpkin?
"He TAKES THEM OUT and puts them in Hell"
1.) Hell was created for satan and fallen angels, not gays.
2.) What a loveing god!
"People choose to be gay by the demons that tell them to be gay."
People don't choose to be gay nor do "demons" tell them to be gay.
"People choose to be gay by the demons that tell them to be gay."
Huh. I always thought it was the magic gay fairies you see flying around that infected people with gayness. Didn't know it was demons. Thanks for clearing that up mrguitar!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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