Satans been trying to take me Out and Down for more than 15 years now and he Can't. Why? Because I Rebuke Satan Morning & Night from around me, & ask God for a Hedge of Protection around me. Satan tried Lightning about 4 years ago, Bullets from an inner city gang in KCK when my grandson wouldn't join their inner city gang because he loved Jesus, a Poisonous Snake crawling across my ankle, that was on the gas pedal, going 55 mph down a major Highway heading for the nearest Food store, and Satan Lost each time. And that's only a little of what he's tried.
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paranoia
is a disturbed thought process characterized by excessive anxiety or fear, often to the point of irrationality and delusion. Paranoid thinking typically includes persecutory beliefs concerning a perceived threat. In the original Greek, pa?????a (paranoia) simply means madness (para = outside; nous = mind) and, historically, this characterization was used to describe any delusional state.
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"my grandson wouldn't join their inner city gang because he loved Jesus"
or because he's a good kid. When these people actually do something right, they're not allowed to take credit...
Not only is Sue lying for Jesus, she's also using Random Capitals for Jesus.
In fact, the whole post reads like an excerpt from a really awful fanfiction.
I had the same Experience, except instead of a Hedge of Protection, I prayed for a Retaining Wall of Healing, and you know What? I got one. Satan has given me hang-nails, staff infections, Lice, a Pretty Nasty Sinus Infection, and the Runs, but they all got Better. Rebuke Satan and Praise God!
I thought lightning was the weapon of God?
Maybe he shouldn't be playing in that kind of neighborhood. Some playing, caring parent you must be.
What the hell is a snake doing in your car?
Why do you have to take a highway to get to a food store?
"Satans been trying to take me Out and Down for more than 15 years now and he Can't. Why?"
Because he isn't real?
If a snake is Satan trying to get you, I must have Super God Powers on my own, without Jesus.
More then likely, though, you're a parnoid whackjob.
THE LITHP HATH THPOKEN!
Satans been trying to take me Out and Down for more than 15 years now and he Can't. Why? Because I Rebuke Satan Morning & Night from around me, & ask God for a Hedge of Protection around me.
So, how come Old Scratch never got to you before you started doing that?
Jesus Christ has been trying to smite me for twenty one years now and he can't. He's tried striking me with lightning, he's tried burning me alive, he's tried drowning or dehydrating or freezing me. He's sent the Nine Nuclear Ninjas to kill me, but I defeated them all. I'm too high level for you know, Jesus. Your divine ranks are mine.
A ceiling fan has nearly fallen on me. I've had pneumonia, asthma, and flu, and a bat flew into my bedroom when I was eighteen months old. It's called life, lady, and the dice has, so far, fallen in your favor.
Hedge of Protection
And thats about as far as I got when I started lmao so hard I couldn't tell anyone else in the office what I was laughing at without going into hysterics.
Sue, thanks for brightening my day, and if you are actually serious about all that. There are specially trained professionals that you can call who will help you deal with it.
I have to admit, living in fear of imagined monsters and pretending to wage a secret and deadly war underneath the surface of modern society sounds like it would be a lot of fun. I can understand why people prefer the intrigue of living a fictional morality play to the seeming mundanity of real life.
I couldn't do it myself, of course, but I do see some of the draw.
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This gang thing is clearly fabricated. How do I know? She's referring to Kansas City, Kansas. There is hardly a gang problem at all in Kansas City, Missouri (where I live) and almost certainly not one at all in KCK, which is actually this crappy little suburb on the kansas side of the city
I would happily proclaim Jeebus as my saviour if it meant I could have a 'Hedge of Protection'. I mean, come one, who doesn't want a hedge that can stop bullets, poisonous snakes and speeding, out-of-control cars? Just one thing though, is it a coniferous hedge, because I want to make sure I'm getting the full twelve months a year protection.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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