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the overwhelming majority of people in this world are not Christians, and the overwhelming majority of people in this world do NOT believe in DARWINISM. but i'm sick and tired of hearing the Darwinian's accuse everybody who opposes evolutionary theology as being nut case Christian's, every Christian I've ever talked to describes their belief system as being a faith based religion full of healthy values like the 10 Commandments, i may not be one but i'll defend anyone with good values!

[later, in the same thread]

DARWINIAN ALTER BOYS ALERT: "Avoid dating God fearing women, they are less likely to put-out after buying them one hamburger and a beer. Your destiny is to find yourself a cute slut that you can impregnate and she won't object to another abortion. If you get married, avoid women of faith in the afterlife, choose one with less values, reckless & wild. When she drops you, sell your house don't follow her so your kids can become drug addicts. Avoid the guiding hand from above" Satan.

CurtusLove, Youtube 30 Comments [12/15/2007 12:05:06 PM]
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#362119
AnonymousAsshole

Curtus, you fucktard, you know that the highest rates for unwed pregnancies and divorce are in the bible-belt states, right?
So much for "healthy values."
Dipshit

12/15/2007 12:07:36 PM

#362134
Booley

"the overwhelming majority of people in this world are not Christians, and the overwhelming majority of people in this world do NOT believe in DARWINISM."

The overwhelming majority of the people in the world have never completed school beyond grade school and live on one dollar a day.

That's not a good thing.

They at least can be educated if given a chance. What's your excuse?

"If you get married, avoid women of faith in the afterlife,"

Wait, am I reading this right? He says that people of 'faith" like him shouldn't get married until after they die?

12/15/2007 12:23:50 PM

#362141
Osiris

That's because there's no such thing as Darwinism.

12/15/2007 12:26:57 PM

#362148
Whydontyou.org.uk

It is cruel to pick on the mentally ill, so I will say nothing more about this one.

12/15/2007 12:30:33 PM

#362154
Michael

Actually I find Christian women some of the easiest to bed. They are so repressed that they have this need to get down and dirty. Some are the dirtiest bitches around.

12/15/2007 12:32:15 PM

#362159
D Laurier

huh?

12/15/2007 12:33:50 PM

#362162
Ponder

I don't refer to *everyone* who opposes evolutionary theories as nutcase "Christian's"(sic)

... I just refer to them as misled, or sometimes if they're really stubborn, idiots. After all, I see no reason why a Jew, Muslim, etc, couldn't oppose a theory.

You say you'll defend anyone with good values, yet you don't even consider for a moment that a student of the ToE can have good moral values.

And as for your second quote...

At least "Darwinian" alter boys won't get groped by the priests.

12/15/2007 12:35:36 PM

#362236
LabRat

Alter Boys?


12/15/2007 1:09:08 PM

#362247
Goosey

"When she drops you, sell your house don't follow her"

Okay, so "Darwinians" shouldn't be psycho-stalkers and Christians should? Um...

12/15/2007 1:16:38 PM

#362266
anevilmeme

No one "believes in Darwinism." Evolution like all science is accepted based upon evidence and nothing else.

12/15/2007 1:23:47 PM

#362290
demodocos

Did he claim to not be a Christian before he switched into full "Darwinists are servants of Satan!"-mode later?

12/15/2007 1:31:32 PM

#362294
werewolf

In the words of CJ Craig, " Wow, are you stupid!"

12/15/2007 1:32:44 PM

#362307
Philbert McAdamia

If you get married, avoid women of faith in the afterlife, choose one with less values, reckless & wild.

OK if I just avoid the dumb bitches now? Reckless & wild - give me a call - WooHoo!

12/15/2007 1:39:52 PM

#362314


For the first case. Only in Turkey and USA, the theory of Evolution is impopular. And that goes in countries which have the capacity of develop science.
In the second case, you're bad at making strawmen. That's actually what Christians in the Bible Belt do all the time.

12/15/2007 1:44:48 PM

#362356
Borborygmus

And he can't even spell "altar" right...

12/15/2007 2:19:28 PM

#362388
Bryan65

I'll just take the adive and do the opposite.

Except for finding a cute slut. They're more fun!

12/15/2007 2:40:46 PM

#362530
Illuminatalie

He's saying that in the afterlife, you should avoid women 'of faith', but the only logical way I can see to do that, is to go to hell. Or am I missing something?

12/15/2007 4:37:47 PM

#362572
Brain_In_A_Jar

The ten commandments, as a whole, are not "healthy". Rather, they're enough to make you self-loathing and neurotic.

Even the few of them that are basically OK are far too vague, simplistic and unqualified to be of much use in dealing with all the possible eventualities of human existence. Furthermore, since they are assertions made with no axiomatic derivation, it's not even possible to work out new ones on the same basis in the event that you encounter something they can't cope with, since that basis is not defined.

12/15/2007 5:07:40 PM

#362614
flipper

If you think the ten commandments are so wonderful, why do you ignore #9?PS I imagine the overwhelming majority of Christians wouldn't be Christians according to you, only the NUTCASE ones that agree with you.

12/15/2007 5:32:00 PM

#362862
Old Viking

Only fundy sub-marginals like you question evolution. All civilized nations accept it, as do virtually all of the world's scientists.

12/15/2007 10:46:15 PM

#362876
approximate

Does this guy need a hooker or what?

12/15/2007 11:06:15 PM

#362958
Bill

Wait. How are my kids becoming drug addicts if I'm supposed to be aborting them?

12/16/2007 2:21:12 AM

#362966
BCD

So the "guiding hand from above" is the only thing keeping him from banging cute, slutty women for one hamburger and a beer?

12/16/2007 2:52:14 AM

#365281
Mr Smith

Avoid dating God fearing women, they are less likely to put-out after buying them one hamburger and a beer.

I find your lack of faith in my womanising abilities disturbing.


12/19/2007 12:41:11 PM

#365390
GigaGuess

Wow. Just...wow.

12/19/2007 4:28:19 PM
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