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Jesus came as a male, because otherwise he would not have been accepted and would not have been able to liberate the women as he did.

Tarmac, POD Warrior Forum 12 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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WTF?! || meh
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Papabear

And what exactly did your Jesus ever supposedly do to liberate women as a group?

2/23/2006 11:40:43 PM

BrendanJD

Yeah, Jesus sure did a bang up job liberating those female-folk. Just look at all the rights they got as soon as Jesus drew that line in the sand!

Oh wait....

8/18/2008 5:58:54 PM

SpiderWeb

Not fundie.

8/18/2008 6:13:05 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Jesus is a myth for idiots.

10/3/2013 5:55:34 AM

Baked Goods

Jesus came as a male, because otherwise he would not have been accepted and would not have been able to liberate the women as he did.


...and were it not for a woman's womb, God would have to grow Jesus on a tree.

10/3/2013 8:49:27 AM

JohnTheAtheist

I came as a male last night myself.

10/3/2013 9:30:57 AM

Elia

@JohnTheAtheist: Yes! I was waiting to see if someone would go in that direction with it.

10/5/2013 6:09:58 PM

Dr. Shrinker

Then Paul came along and undid all of Jesus' work.

10/5/2013 7:08:03 PM

Lacan

You know what would've been better? If he came as the God, so everyone would accept him as God, and then with much greater popularity and acceptance, he would've been able to help a lot more people. Holy crap, you know what? I just realised I'm smarter than God... wow.

10/5/2013 8:42:46 PM

Canadiest

Now you,and many of your ilk who make this claim, have to demonstrate how a womans life and influence changed before to after Jesus.

You have nothing.

10/6/2013 4:16:04 AM

Crimson Lizard

Then why is it his followers who are always trying to take away women's rights?

11/25/2014 12:24:23 PM

JohnTheAtheist

This still cracks me up.

11/25/2014 12:34:05 PM
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