responding to "Genetic or not, the onus is on those opposing homosexuality to prove what is bad about it."
Um hello? God is killing US military personel, sending hurricans into the south and mass murders into schools and malls because of the exceptance of homosexuality in America.
Fuck maybe you hate the military, schools, New Orleans, and shopping malls but not everyone does.
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And the reason I don't believe in this god of yours is he would punish people who hadn't done anything wrong because other people are following the free will god supposedly gave them in the first place.
Because do you know what, only a complete asshole would do something like that.
Once again, the God of the Fundies is so inept that he can't aim properly. C'mon, is it REALLY that hard to start hurling lightning bolts at gays? Is it really easier to just punish the people that believe in the Fundie God?
Bush is wrecking the military, dumbing down education, did a heck of a job brownie on New Orleans, and trashed the economy.
Fuck maybe you fundies hate the military, education, New Orleans and shopping malls, but not everyone does.
And the onus is on you to prove your invisible spook exists in the first place.
Wouldn't it just be more convenient to smite all of us homos?
I mean, I wouldn't like a God that hit me with a hurricane to teach someone else a lesson.
Um hello? God is killing US military personel, sending hurricans into the south and mass murders into schools and malls because of the exceptance of homosexuality in America.
Says who? Are you claiming to know the mind of G*d? do you KNOW how mortal a 'sin' that is?
Now go back to Phreaky Phred Phelps and tell him I said to get stuffed.
No, Afghan and Iraqi insurgents are killing US military personnel, your continued determination to pump shit into the atmosphere is what is sending hurricanes your way, and fucked up people are the ones comitting mass murder in schools and malls. God has nothing to do with it.
Um, hello? Cheney and Rumsfeld, not g0d, are responsible for the clusterfuck in Iraq.
There would be hurricanes anyway.
Thank you for confirming the association of g0d with the crazy shooters. This has been my suspicion for quite some time.
Gays love differently than hets. The point is, they can love.
Because malls are more important than the people in them. Right.....
Also, if your god kills random individuals over other people's sexual orientation, I don't want to have anything to do with the evil motherfucking bastard.
Hello, the US military personal is dying because there is a war, a war initiated by Bush, not by God(unless indirectly, that's it), hurricanes exist because of natural phenomena who take place regardless whether homosexuals are accepted or not and mass murders in school and malls take place because some psychos decide to do so. They don't hate the military, school or New Orleans. They hate non-sequiturs.
After having the concept of burden of proof whacked into you with a cluebat, you still succeed in dodging burden of proof.
Except that people noticed, so your success turns to FAIL.
Funny that. God isn't killing Dutch military personell, doesn't send any major winds to Holland, or mass murderers into their schools and malls. Looks like the Dutch are finding favour in the eyes of the Lord. Yet homosexuals are legally allowed to marry, marijuana is decriminalised, and their population consists of 20% foreigners and 30% atheists. Guess it's the Dutch who are really God's chosen people. Tot ziens! :)
Yes, but in Biblical Irony, God is also sending terrorism to punish those of you who are not loving your homosexual neighbours.
And the subprime crisis is your punishment for trying to get religion into schools and not rendering unto Ceasar. Recession is your punishment for not selling all you own and giving your money to the poor, and the Mississippi Bridge's falling is the result of Tim Aloyisious Smith of Washington having had an impure thought while saying his prayers.
My source for all this is the same as yours.
I think if homosexuality was a Heavenly issue, God would be smiting gay people.
Instead, it's obvious He just hates what America has done - Starting wars in other people's business, living in hurricane zones, and shopping at malls.
"God is killing US military personel, sending hurricans into the south and mass murders into schools and malls because of the exceptance of homosexuality"
Canada Bitch. Learn about it.
Here's the funny thing: Xort is actually an atheist, and was probably being sarcastic there.
I suspect that many quotes from so-called "fundies" are actually quotes from atheist parodies of American fundamentalism, not from any actual believers.
Poe's Law working the other way around.
Dave, you clearly haven't spent much time talking to fundies if you think this is immediately discernable from genuine batshit insanity. Google "Poe's Law".
Also, fuck you, I'm not a moron.
EDIT: OH NVM, his comment was 3 years ago.
Look, you can be Christian as you want and I'm fine with that, however:
Name one thing your fundy church has ever got right! Only fundies do this Gods retribution shit, only fundies can idiotically connect something done in one state to storm damage in others. Every time this happens some Fundamentalist preacher makes a ridiculous disconnect claim like that.
As for your soldiers dying; Really? There's invading soldiers dying in a war? Did you really think a pious America would save them? Your praying for your soldiers isn't protecting every last one because there's some homos in America?
Grow the fuck up and deal with the realities of the world.
Oh look, we non-telepaths couldn't tell when someone was being sarcastic. I guess we're all just too stupid to live. I'm so glad Dave the mind reader stopped by to let us know just how motherfucking moronic we all are for not being able to read some rando's mind over the goddamn interbutts. All hail Dave, wisest of all!
Fucking asshole Poes and their defenders piss me right the fuck off.
Meanwhile, Sweden has even more "exceptance" of homosexuality. No killed Swedish military "personel", no "hurricans", no mass murders in schools or malls.
Judging by your grammar and spelling, you do hate schools.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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