You are under attack because you are sacrificing to raise your children in a manner that is obedient to God. Anytime we do something that hinders Satan, it seems like we can almost set our watches by the attacks. I started homeschooling this year too, and immediately after I started we were hit with major financial catastrophes that of course would be solved if I stopped homeschooling and got a job. Hang in there, you know you're doing something really worthwhile when you start getting attacked for it.
28 comments
" started homeschooling this year too, and immediately after I started we were hit with major financial catastrophes that of course would be solved if I stopped homeschooling and got a job."
I don't know how to make fun of someone this dumb.
I thought that if you were in God's will he would automatically float money from Heaven down to you. This is not true you say?
Then stop whining and get a job.
And yes, public schools are infinitely better than fundy home schooling.
What about us, hm? We've been persecuted and attacked for years, when is our 'great thing' coming? When do we become the Illuminati or whatever it is you imagine we want?
What ever happened to letting an idea stand on its own merits rather than anything else?
god punished you for being STUPID.
Maybe that is the reason for your problems. Ever thought about that?
Seriously how backward are these people?
By farmgirl's logic, every person who commits a crime and is punished by the law is doing a good thing, and only those who get away with it are evil.
I pity the poor, poor minds that have been raped by religious homeschooling...
Lady! I tell, you, de Lawd is SPEAKING to me right now! He says He wants you to give 1000.00 to dis ministry right NOW! In Jeeeeesus NAME! Den, He will Bless you.
It's your childish attitude that is putting you on welfare to begin with! What the hell is wrong with people like you? Why are people like you allowed to have kids? "I don't want to work, I want to stay home so I can teach my kid a version of reality that so conflicts with the facts that it is banned from schools". You think you're doing your kid a favour to have a welfare mom and no education?? Just make sure he only takes his antibiotics till he's getting better, then stop, no matter what the doctor says, cause Jesus tells you better.
"we were hit with major financial catastrophes that of course would be solved if I stopped homeschooling and got a job"
I actually could not contain myself while laughing at this and fell off my chair.
.....Poe?
Eating lightbulbs is another worthwhile thing because you get punished. Also, running full speed into a solid brick wall. Satan will attack you hard -- the pain is definitely not your own fault if you do a stupid (err, WORTHWHILE) thing.
This post has so inspired me!!
I'm so excited to not have to work anymore! If my landlord gives me any crap about it I'll just tell him to go to hell... to find Satan and get the rent money from him, since, you know, it will be all HIS fault I won't have any money.
Might those major financial catastrophes have been created or exacerbated by the developed world's bailout of dodgy banks and the ensuing global recession?
I imagine you're not teaching your kids that much about international capitalism.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
To post a comment, you'll need to Sign in or Register . Making an account also allows you to claim credit for submitting quotes, and to vote on quotes and comments. You don't even need to give us your email address.