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Masturbation is Evil


Remember that Jesus is everywhere. He is in your heart and mind as you jerk off over a porno mag.

He is also in that little blob of semen you wipe off the floor and flush down the toilet.

How could you do that to baby Jesus?


Next time you feel like masturbating... please spare a thought for Jesus. Thank you.

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