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#362312
never been there
I bet those tiny arms evolved for a reason - you know, some other dinosaur thinks, "Hey, I probably could jerk one of those tiny arms right off." Dinosaur tries it, forgets about the ferocious head and teeth and CHOMP!, T-rex has its dinner.
12/15/2007 1:43:00 PM
#362318
Mike
'Cept for those 6" teeth and giant head.
12/15/2007 1:48:54 PM
#362328
werewolf
Or his "front arms" looked tiny because he was "huge."
I think this can be classified as something similar to a knock-knock joke.
12/15/2007 1:55:22 PM
#362329
Count Spatula
And what does this have to do with anything? T-rex doesn't need those arms to eat...
12/15/2007 1:55:25 PM
#362336
Trilobiter
if you could ever get hold of one [of the arms] you probably could jerk it right off
Actually, a tyrannosaur's arms are pretty strong. I think one estimate claimed they were capable of lifting 300 to 400 pounds. They just look small and useless because the rest of the animal is so damn big.
12/15/2007 2:03:26 PM
#362415
HeathenAngel
Whadda MOOK!
12/15/2007 3:01:30 PM
#362460
protowhalepig
And if you could ever get hold of one [of the arms] you probably could jerk it right off.
Would that they still existed so we could watch you try.
12/15/2007 3:49:29 PM
#362463
t3h_fuhr3r
If we ever get a time machine, I dare you to try it.
Darn, was beaten to it. Maybe I should stop reading uncyclopedia and get back to insulting fundies.
12/15/2007 3:50:19 PM
#362471
ZugTheMegasaurus
Hovind should put double entendres in all his batshit crazy rantings; they seem to make it much more tolerable.
12/15/2007 3:55:48 PM
#362535
Osiris
Yeah, so where's your intelligent designer now? The Tyrannosaurs didn't need their arms so they evolved into useless vestigial parts.
12/15/2007 4:40:14 PM
#362542
Illuminatalie
"And if you could ever get hold of one [of the arms] you probably could jerk it right off."
Mr Roarke : That's Mr Hovind. He's a fundamentalist christian preacher who has to make secret trips here so he can get his rocks off.
Tattoo : and what is his fantasy this trip, boss?
Mr Roake : This time, he's into jerking off T-Rex arms
12/15/2007 4:47:46 PM
#362618
Michael
Pull my finger Dr. Hovind.
12/15/2007 5:37:48 PM
#362635
szena
Of course, getting close to that arm puts you right in range of the mouth.
12/15/2007 5:49:22 PM
#362667
flipper
Really stupid idea Kent. Scientists have estimated that each one of thise arms was capable of holding over 400lbs. It's nice to know that even a triceratops was smarter than Kent Hovind! I'll bet even a stegosauras with a walnut size brain for a four ton body was smarter than the idiots that follow that crook.
12/15/2007 6:35:20 PM
#362668
David B.
Given that a T. rex forearm is about the size of a human arm (and probably better muscled), Kent is apparently claiming we can rip each others arms off with not too much trouble.
If you're Chuck Norris maybe! Mind you, Chuck'd probably allow the T. rex to eat him, then kick it to death from the inside!
12/15/2007 6:39:02 PM
#362669
David B.
See also, "Forelimb osteology and biomechanics of Tyrannosaurus rex" by K. Carpenter[*] and M. Smith, Mesozoic Vertebrate Life (Indiana University Press, 2001).
[* 'K. Carpenter'? *sings* "Why do birds suddenly appear, when the K-T is near..?"]
12/15/2007 6:41:47 PM
#362776
Sideshow Bob
Thanks for clarifying [of the arms]. I for one am VERY VERY glad you did.
12/15/2007 8:48:54 PM
#362877
Scion
Oh I see. Prison is where YEC's go to contemplate jerking things off.
12/15/2007 11:09:07 PM
#363203
Who taught you science and English, doctor Dino?. Not the faculty in Harvard, that's sure.
12/16/2007 11:18:58 PM
#363290
Philbert McAdamia
I hope this guy is thinking of the Baby Jesus whilst he's out jerking off TRex's parts.
(ref. to another post) ;-)
12/17/2007 3:14:08 AM
#363300
approximate
Fantasize much about dinosaur dicks, Kent?
12/17/2007 3:42:24 AM
#363306
spinetingler
woot! I got a submission!
Also, that page is full of Hovind gold (or lead, I suppose)
12/17/2007 4:10:53 AM
#363353
Mister Spak
Kent may have solved one of paleontology's puzzles - of what use are T-rex's front arms.
They're for jerking off.
12/17/2007 5:44:42 AM
#363402
Jack Bauer
....and those anacondas you hear about in the Amazon basin - they don't even have any arms, so how could they crush a man to death?
12/17/2007 8:41:37 AM
#363679
Moondog
you probably could jerk it right off.
I'm sure he'd be very happy. Is this a fossil that comes in quarts?
12/17/2007 5:13:37 PM
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