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[Wiccan symbol at nativity scene damaged by vehicle]

Since the Lord works in such marvelous mysterious ways...the mysterious man in the truck could've been none other than the Lord Himself, who ran over that Wiccan (wicked) display.


SisterNChrist, Rapture Ready 32 Comments [12/15/2007 2:06:59 PM]
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cyborgtroy

That doesn't seem like a mystery at all.

I think the Lord was the hobo that the driver swerved to avoid, thus running into the symbol.

Or it was actually a hobo.

12/15/2007 2:08:05 PM

Mike

Occam's Razor says you lose.

12/15/2007 2:21:10 PM

cool cats

So your god gets into a snit and engages in petty vandalism now? Absurd behavior for the creator of the universe, don't you think?




12/15/2007 2:24:35 PM

Bryan65

Jesus doesn't drive pickups. He owns a Mercedes!

12/15/2007 2:32:30 PM

werewolf

Vandalism for Jesus. Next step, kill for Christ. Yay!

12/15/2007 3:49:36 PM

Brain_In_A_Jar

Or it could have been some dumb, indoctrinated hick with anger and tolerance difficulties. Guess who my money's on.

12/15/2007 4:02:27 PM

SSJPunk

It doesn't matter what happens to the nativity scene. If a "good" part of it was flattened, it would be a satan-conspiricy persecution, war on christmas, etc. But because it was something you didn't like, it obviously had to be an act of god. It proves nothing.

12/15/2007 4:27:44 PM

Osiris

Or... an angry Christian did it.

12/15/2007 4:50:33 PM

Lulu

What an ass! Doesn't he have more important things to do?

12/15/2007 5:14:55 PM

BlackMageJ

Don't be silly, God doesn't go in for petty acts of vandalism.

Wiping out the entire city in a natural disaster would be more his style, the vengeful prick.

12/15/2007 5:50:54 PM

cui bono

how dare you insult the omnipotent by making him a truck driver, have you no shame. When god smote the Egyptians he didn't run them over in a chariot or when he smote Sodom he did it with style. Expect at least a lightening bolt from your god when he wishes to smote something.

Remember he made you in his image, not him in your image, though your god does seem to be a projection of your own "white trash southern Baptist" culture.

12/15/2007 6:04:39 PM

Illuminatalie

Ah, more wisdom from Sister'n'Christ. Jesus was one of the Duke boys.

12/15/2007 6:28:30 PM

Caustic Gnostic

Just a redneck, no mystery there.

12/15/2007 7:14:40 PM

Sideshow Bob

Naw, try again. I don't think the Lord would limit himself that way if he wanted to actively destroy pagan influence. Yet another fundy statement that knocks God down to the level of a petty thug.

12/15/2007 7:35:11 PM

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12/15/2007 8:13:14 PM

Euclid

What Would Jesus Vandalize?

I personally (having, y'know, actually *read* the Bible) think Jesus wouldn't be anywhere near ostentatious holiday displays at city hall, b/c he'd be too busy working at the homeless shelter down the road.

12/15/2007 9:52:45 PM

flipper

Given the murderous nature of fundie Christians lately toward people who disagree with them, I guess we're lucky it was a display and not a Wiccan.

12/16/2007 7:01:15 AM



Or a rather fanatic idiot like you who, using their God-given free will, did that because they don't tolerate other people's faith. Of course, you'd never consider the work of the goddess or Allah when the tenth commandments were retired from the courthouse.

12/16/2007 11:20:43 PM

David D.G.

"...the mysterious man in the truck could've been none other than the Lord Himself...."

Don't be ridiculous. Everyone knows that if there's a god up in heaven, he drives a silver Thunderbird.


~David D.G.

12/17/2007 3:48:48 AM

Jake Steel

...or it was just a drunk driver.

12/17/2007 4:44:04 AM

Heyoka

The Lord works in marvelous mysterious ways...by impersonating a drunk driver. And they wonder why we scoff.

12/17/2007 5:35:33 PM

NonProphet

That's right, Jesus is a hateful, vandalizing redneck with road rage.

/eyeroll

12/17/2007 9:02:56 PM

John_in_Oz

Sounds reasonable to me.
Christ has returned, and he didn't rapture you or any of your church. You fail.
Since this is God, the lesson to be learned is: Jesus the truckie says "Get thee off the internet, stop preaching out of your arse, and go get a decent productive job."
Nevertheless, I must demur at the idea that slamming a car into something counts as a marvelous mysterious way to get rid of it. You have a really low opinion of God's smarts.

12/20/2007 6:35:41 AM

For Whom The Bell Tolls

Jesus loves his neighbor.
Unless they happen to be wiccan.

1/4/2008 5:43:39 AM

Jordan666

Thats right. That man in the truck was being controlled by god! Its the ONLY Explanation!!!!

6/9/2008 10:21:34 PM
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