[Wiccan symbol at nativity scene damaged by vehicle]
Since the Lord works in such marvelous mysterious ways...the mysterious man in the truck could've been none other than the Lord Himself, who ran over that Wiccan (wicked) display.
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That doesn't seem like a mystery at all.
I think the Lord was the hobo that the driver swerved to avoid, thus running into the symbol.
Or it was actually a hobo.
It doesn't matter what happens to the nativity scene. If a "good" part of it was flattened, it would be a satan-conspiricy persecution, war on christmas, etc. But because it was something you didn't like, it obviously had to be an act of god. It proves nothing.
Don't be silly, God doesn't go in for petty acts of vandalism.
Wiping out the entire city in a natural disaster would be more his style, the vengeful prick.
how dare you insult the omnipotent by making him a truck driver, have you no shame. When god smote the Egyptians he didn't run them over in a chariot or when he smote Sodom he did it with style. Expect at least a lightening bolt from your god when he wishes to smote something.
Remember he made you in his image, not him in your image, though your god does seem to be a projection of your own "white trash southern Baptist" culture.
What Would Jesus Vandalize?
I personally (having, y'know, actually *read* the Bible) think Jesus wouldn't be anywhere near ostentatious holiday displays at city hall, b/c he'd be too busy working at the homeless shelter down the road.
Or a rather fanatic idiot like you who, using their God-given free will, did that because they don't tolerate other people's faith. Of course, you'd never consider the work of the goddess or Allah when the tenth commandments were retired from the courthouse.
"...the mysterious man in the truck could've been none other than the Lord Himself...."
Don't be ridiculous. Everyone knows that if there's a god up in heaven, he drives a silver Thunderbird.
Sounds reasonable to me.
Of course, if a cross had been run over, it would have been Satan.
I wonder what explanations they'd come up with if a Wiccan sign and a run-over cross had been found next to each other. God and Satan had a race..
Ok, so despite that this chick is pants-on-head-retarded, I'm seriously curious if God was just driving around one day on christmas eve, making sure that all the christmas displays had no wiccan symbols posted and say...swerved his truck into a nativity display to show his mysterious ways. It's certainly...mysterious. What's his driver's abstract? Does he even have a licence? Did he rent the truck, or did he buy it? Ugh, so many mysterious questions.
in my state God would need an annual driver test because of his age. This post just proves the wisdom of that rule.
Wiccan is the craft of the wise you ignorant fool. If it was witches God would expect you to kill them, so why havent you ? witches, fornicators and adulterers, you have a lot of work to do , get lots of stones.
Snotty little kristian kids won't share the holiday display with any kids outside of their club.
LOL (Lucifer Our Lord, apparently)
or like my dad used to say when pissed off, "Jesus H. Christ in a pickup truck!!"
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