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If my salvation is mental illness, praise God I am verrrrrrrrrrry sick. Doctors have proven people who are born again recover quicker than others. I don't feel mentally ill or crazy, but If I am, it is for the right reasons. Praise God.

Shira, ChristiaNet 21 Comments [12/15/2007 2:08:05 PM]
Fundie Index: 4
WTF?! || meh

Wok in the ACT

Honey, you hear voices in your head from an imaginary friend who is telling you to waste your life following him. So, it doesn't matter if you don't feel crazy as in this case actions speak louder than words...

12/15/2007 2:15:58 PM


Shira flew east,
Shira flew west,
Shira flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest.

12/15/2007 2:18:46 PM


Cite your sources.

12/15/2007 2:21:47 PM


Shira--"Doctors have proven people who are born again recover quicker than others."

Lying for Jeebus.

12/15/2007 2:58:34 PM


Doctors have proven people who are born again recover quicker than others.

Citation or you're a cunt.

Wait, never mind.

12/15/2007 3:45:52 PM


Praise God for those guys in the white suits with the butterfly nets.

12/15/2007 4:39:07 PM


Psychosis for Jesus!

12/15/2007 4:50:52 PM

cui bono

your diagnosis is spot on.

12/15/2007 5:57:10 PM


Doctors have proven that fundies have diminished brain capacity too...

... oh see? I can make stuff up as well.

12/15/2007 6:49:45 PM


Shira? Sweetie?

We have meds. We can help you. If you really, really want to delude yourself, you can even pretend that God works through the magic pills that he gives to the doctors. Trust me, they'll help you.

12/15/2007 7:27:26 PM


I haven't had anything, not even a cold in 4 years. Amazing how hand washing and other healthy habits can work wonders above and beyond prayer.

12/15/2007 11:04:32 PM

Jack Bauer

Oh yes, it said that in the holey babble - next to the bit about GM crops that King James had edited out.

12/16/2007 1:19:32 AM

You don't have to say you're mentally ill. It sticks out a mile, and it's not good.

12/16/2007 11:14:21 PM

Caustic Gnostic

Doctors have proven... Doctors of divinity, I suppose.

At least this one isn't pulling the act that he's sane and everyone else is crazy.

12/17/2007 3:00:15 AM


God wants you to be crazy? That really explains a lot.

12/17/2007 5:40:45 PM


"Doctors have proven people who are born again recover quicker than others."

Really? You won't mind pointing out the sources for that claim, then.
No, the voices in your head don't count.

12/17/2007 9:00:57 PM

Being crazy is not meant to be positive. Get help.

12/24/2007 8:00:11 PM


A paradox! He is crazy to believe in god, yet his faith cures him of his crazyness. But then he wont believe anymore, and will get sick again.

12/24/2007 8:05:16 PM

For Whom The Bell Tolls

How can you be shure that voice you hear is god.

1/4/2008 5:36:00 AM

b. beau

As someone else pointed out: with some fundies, the jokes just write themselves!

1/4/2008 5:48:53 AM


[Citation Needed]

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