Home Archives Random Quotes Latest Comments Top 100 Submit Quote Search Log In

Quote# 32422

As usual, many make a big to do over a simple act. if you hold the same priesthood that Jesus Christ held, you just say In the name of Jesus Christ I command you to leave and the demons must leave. They don't have a choice. Yes I have heard their screams as they left not happy, but they left a minute later. Everyone in the whole block heard them. That is the difference between someone holding God's priesthood and pretenders that think they hold it. one minute opposed to many days

ashley, ChristiaNet 23 Comments [12/15/2007 6:21:18 PM]
Fundie Index: 1
WTF?! || meh
Username:
Comment:



1
Cannedhaggis

There is a thin line between faith and full-blown insanity. This person has crossed that line.

12/15/2007 6:31:50 PM

BlackMageJ

If you're doing this to random people in the street you believe to be possessed, I'd guess the 'scream's are actually hysterical laughter. At you.

12/15/2007 6:32:56 PM

DC

Fundies sound a lot like LARPers do on forums... anyone ever noticed that?

12/15/2007 6:45:44 PM

484


12/15/2007 6:56:33 PM

Caustic Gnostic

No, that's your target audience laughing their asses off as they walk away.

12/15/2007 6:59:12 PM

Jeremy PC

Jesus was a priest? Did he molest little boys too?

Maybe that's where the tradition started.


12/15/2007 7:29:50 PM



Everybody who is not a fundy thinks you're a fucking liar and moron. Demons don't exist. Period.

12/15/2007 7:45:13 PM

Illuminatalie

Demons exist, but only fundies get to see them.

12/15/2007 8:15:44 PM

flipper

Is there some weakness in fundies that attracts demons? They seem to be the only people that ever to worry about them.

12/15/2007 8:50:40 PM

Philbert McAdamia

That might have been any sane person, screaming and leaving.

AAaaaarrrggghhhhhhhh. Fundieeeeeeeeeeeees!

12/15/2007 10:09:11 PM

Bryan65

Everyone on your block heard demon screams?

Services will be held, again, at Bellevue this Sunday.

12/15/2007 10:13:42 PM

Old Viking

Umm, Ashley, remember I was going to take you to the movies next Friday? Turns out I'm tied up that night. We'll set it up again, OK?

12/15/2007 10:22:49 PM

Mike

Lying for Jesus.

12/16/2007 12:31:04 AM

werewolf

Why do you who profess Christian love persecute these poor helpless demons? What did they ever do to you?

12/16/2007 1:41:15 AM

Father Heathen

Who's pretending now?

12/16/2007 1:47:15 AM

Whydontyou.org.uk

What?

12/16/2007 3:09:11 AM

cui bono

I thought that was handed to St Peter and through him down the line of Catholic Popes and Bishops. That leaves your Pastors and reverend's, Rapture ready Twats, Evangelicals, and Speaking in tongue TV hosts as frauds. I'm sure you already knew that.

12/16/2007 9:37:15 AM

Mr Smith

You could have made up something a little more entertaining. Just screams? When I banish a vile evil Demon from the dark reaches of somebody's soul there isn't just screaming! :) There are explosions, rivers of molten lava burst forth from the walls, bright lights, lasers and (of course) Deep Purple.

Not only does the whole city hear about it, but so do some of the outlying towns and villages too. If you are claming that you can banish Demons in one minute then you are obviously lying or (more likely) on the side of the Demons themselves.

12/17/2007 1:48:22 PM

Illuminatalie

Since when was Jesus a priest? I can't imagine two more different concepts : Jesus and a religious leader.

12/17/2007 2:11:38 PM

Xotan

Are you sure it wasn't the victim of your torture - oops, I mean exorcism - that you heard?

12/17/2007 2:25:17 PM

Normal8687

So if i say "Fundie deluded twits, plaese leave the normal folk" will you disappear? Will I hear your angry screams damning us to you fictional hell. I can only dream of the day.

12/17/2007 2:30:32 PM

NonProphet

Delusions for Jesus?

12/17/2007 8:06:36 PM

Stronius

Why would the daemons leave, just because you shout the name of your particular messiah? Any aspiring psyker knows that Daemons don't fear your false prophets; they laugh, seeing as fellow Daemons were often the source of the various cults, and then proceed with consuming your soul and corrupting your flesh. Now, if you had shouted out the name of The Emperor, the greatest man humanity has ever known, those Daemons may think twice, seeing as even the Ruinous Powers themselves recognize the Master of Mankind. But noo, you put your faith in some long-dead hippy, instead of the living, breathing personification of the glory of mankind.

8/18/2014 9:25:28 PM
1