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As usual, many make a big to do over a simple act. if you hold the same priesthood that Jesus Christ held, you just say In the name of Jesus Christ I command you to leave and the demons must leave. They don't have a choice. Yes I have heard their screams as they left not happy, but they left a minute later. Everyone in the whole block heard them. That is the difference between someone holding God's priesthood and pretenders that think they hold it. one minute opposed to many days

ashley, ChristiaNet 22 Comments [12/15/2007 6:21:18 PM]
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#362665
Cannedhaggis

There is a thin line between faith and full-blown insanity. This person has crossed that line.

12/15/2007 6:31:50 PM
#362666
BlackMageJ

If you're doing this to random people in the street you believe to be possessed, I'd guess the 'scream's are actually hysterical laughter. At you.

12/15/2007 6:32:56 PM
#362674
DC

Fundies sound a lot like LARPers do on forums... anyone ever noticed that?

12/15/2007 6:45:44 PM
#362680
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12/15/2007 6:56:33 PM
#362682
Caustic Gnostic

No, that's your target audience laughing their asses off as they walk away.

12/15/2007 6:59:12 PM
#362716
Jeremy PC

Jesus was a priest? Did he molest little boys too?

Maybe that's where the tradition started.


12/15/2007 7:29:50 PM
#362733


Everybody who is not a fundy thinks you're a fucking liar and moron. Demons don't exist. Period.

12/15/2007 7:45:13 PM
#362752
Illuminatalie

Demons exist, but only fundies get to see them.

12/15/2007 8:15:44 PM
#362777
flipper

Is there some weakness in fundies that attracts demons? They seem to be the only people that ever to worry about them.

12/15/2007 8:50:40 PM
#362834
Philbert McAdamia

That might have been any sane person, screaming and leaving.

AAaaaarrrggghhhhhhhh. Fundieeeeeeeeeeeees!

12/15/2007 10:09:11 PM
#362839
Bryan65

Everyone on your block heard demon screams?

Services will be held, again, at Bellevue this Sunday.

12/15/2007 10:13:42 PM
#362851
Old Viking

Umm, Ashley, remember I was going to take you to the movies next Friday? Turns out I'm tied up that night. We'll set it up again, OK?

12/15/2007 10:22:49 PM
#362920
Mike

Lying for Jesus.

12/16/2007 12:31:04 AM
#362942
werewolf

Why do you who profess Christian love persecute these poor helpless demons? What did they ever do to you?

12/16/2007 1:41:15 AM
#362946
Father Heathen

Who's pretending now?

12/16/2007 1:47:15 AM
#362973
Whydontyou.org.uk

What?

12/16/2007 3:09:11 AM
#363119
cui bono

I thought that was handed to St Peter and through him down the line of Catholic Popes and Bishops. That leaves your Pastors and reverend's, Rapture ready Twats, Evangelicals, and Speaking in tongue TV hosts as frauds. I'm sure you already knew that.

12/16/2007 9:37:15 AM
#363466
Mr Smith

You could have made up something a little more entertaining. Just screams? When I banish a vile evil Demon from the dark reaches of somebody's soul there isn't just screaming! :) There are explosions, rivers of molten lava burst forth from the walls, bright lights, lasers and (of course) Deep Purple.

Not only does the whole city hear about it, but so do some of the outlying towns and villages too. If you are claming that you can banish Demons in one minute then you are obviously lying or (more likely) on the side of the Demons themselves.

12/17/2007 1:48:22 PM
#363484
Illuminatalie

Since when was Jesus a priest? I can't imagine two more different concepts : Jesus and a religious leader.

12/17/2007 2:11:38 PM
#363494
Xotan

Are you sure it wasn't the victim of your torture - oops, I mean exorcism - that you heard?

12/17/2007 2:25:17 PM
#363497
Normal8687

So if i say "Fundie deluded twits, plaese leave the normal folk" will you disappear? Will I hear your angry screams damning us to you fictional hell. I can only dream of the day.

12/17/2007 2:30:32 PM
#363887
NonProphet

Delusions for Jesus?

12/17/2007 8:06:36 PM
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