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#362779
Illuminatalie
"I missed out on being as pure as I could have been."
Yeah, like my last vacation, I really missed out on a lot of things. I missed out on staying home and lying in bed and not doing anything fun. And those are opportunities I'll never get back.
"While I wasn't the most pure minded person at home"
Oh, could you please elaborate? Hahahaha!
"and seeing the ways of the world can defile us"
Now Mike Douglas makes you moist, every time, and you can't do a thing about it but change the channel.
12/15/2007 8:53:58 PM
#362784
Caustic Gnostic
I missed out on being sheltered and protected from some of the evil ways of the world.
Get thee to a nunnery!
12/15/2007 9:01:26 PM
#362789
Bryan65
If women like you are "Beautiful Maidens", I'll take a slut. Thank you.
12/15/2007 9:08:01 PM
#362799
Moordryd
I missed out on being sheltered and protected from some of the evil ways of the world.
And that is why people choose religion over reality - so they can stay pampered infants and not take responsibility for their lives like mature adults.
12/15/2007 9:25:46 PM
#362804
dworkin
What are you doing on the interwebs then? Surely this is the greatest font of evil yet immagined.
12/15/2007 9:29:54 PM
#362819
cool cats
You can go back to hiding under your rock then.
12/15/2007 9:52:39 PM
#362826
484
Uh... no comment necessary.
12/15/2007 10:00:23 PM
#362832
Old Viking
Those bad decisions you made on the friend front? Those former friends are saying exactly the same thing.
Caustic Gnostic: Nunnery is Elizabethan slang for a whore house. I'm not sure
Mrs W would care for that. On the other hand, she might find it to her liking.
12/15/2007 10:05:50 PM
#362889
Osiris
So basically you're afraid of failure.
12/15/2007 11:30:27 PM
#362926
Jack Bauer
So did you get fucked before you were married or what.....
12/16/2007 12:40:40 AM
#362933
Some people can't handle the fact that the world isn't perfect or fair. Too bad...
12/16/2007 12:59:50 AM
#362960
Michael
Mrs. W. Got laid before she got married! Sick fuck!
12/16/2007 2:36:12 AM
#362974
You missed out intelligence too?, autonomy?, personhood?. What do you mean by "pure"?, I only understand that your house is a kind of washing powder or what?.
12/16/2007 3:24:53 AM
#363039
szena
So you made some bad decisions. You probably learned from them.
Oh, wait, this is a fundie. Learning is bad.
12/16/2007 6:56:32 AM
#363051
flipper
Sounds typically fundie. "I had a good time in my younger days, but it must have been evil cause I had fun doing it, so I want you not to enjoy yourself because I now realize that anything that makes life not boring must be a sin."
12/16/2007 7:20:39 AM
#363054
apYrs
sounds as though you wanted to miss out on being an adult and taking responsibility for your own actions.
Let daddy or a husband make all the decisions and reamin a little girl just keeping house. And when your husband dies, let your son(s) take responsibility for you.
You fail at life, and cannot be a fit person to raise childen
12/16/2007 7:25:43 AM
#363079
Mandie
Mrs W, I don't want to piss in your cornflakes or anything, but being pure is BORING. Jesus said to love thy neighbour -- and I suggest you love him or her in a variety of positions. :D
12/16/2007 8:26:49 AM
#363128
I missed out on having my friends screened for their appropriateness. I made some bad decisions on the friend front
You know, making bad decisions is part of groing up and being mature...
oh wait.
12/16/2007 9:55:25 AM
#363186
Mandy
Some of us learn from the mistakes we make. It helps us to become mature human beings.
12/16/2007 11:41:50 AM
#363191
Jezebel's Evil Sister
I, on the other hand, had some marvelous times once I got out on my own. That includes indulging in enough of the "evil ways of the world" to give me a warm glow and delightful memories that should hold up until alzheimers or death, whichever comes first. No regets.
12/16/2007 11:56:21 AM
#363205
You missed out common sense, logic and English classes, that's for sure.
12/16/2007 11:22:05 PM
#363256
SSJPunk
You must deprive yourself of any sort of fun. Enough so that you want to kill yourself, except you can't because that's evil, too. And when you finally do die in old age (but with no experience or knowledge), you might be rewarded, in the extremely long shot that you Guessed Right(tm).
12/17/2007 2:05:57 AM
#363364
Rhys
"Oh no! Reality! Quick, run and hide. Someone shelter the children, they mustn't know what the world is really like until it runs over them. Then we'll blame someone else because we didn't prepare them for the real world properly like good parents do."
12/17/2007 6:36:58 AM
#363490
Xotan
You certainly didn't miss out on pure stupidity.
12/17/2007 2:19:57 PM
#363708
Heyoka
I thought good Christians were supposed to oppose evil, not hide from it like simpering ninnies.
12/17/2007 5:38:50 PM
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