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#362801
LabRat
You mean they proved it using carbon dating and analyzing the layers and other methods your ID 'experts' keep trying to disprove?
12/15/2007 9:27:38 PM
#362802
Spud-U-Like
Translation:
"I can't remember why the bible is true, but it is true, so there...nah nah ne nah nah!"
12/15/2007 9:29:42 PM
#362810
t3h_fuhr3r
"Something that was mentioned in the bible was real and therefore the bible is the word of God"
.....Make more sense.
"Ever wonder when we say the name Jesus everyone crinches or their hearts jump or they simply refuse to hear anything aboult it"
First 2 parts: No. Last part: Maybe we're sick of people trying constantly to get in our way by preaching to us?
"Try to prove the bible wrong; u cant." You prove it right first.
12/15/2007 9:35:34 PM
#362815
must be about 12
12/15/2007 9:50:27 PM
#362822
Old Viking
And that city ... that very city ... is none other than Wilkes Barre, Pennsylvania.
12/15/2007 9:56:52 PM
#362828
Bryan65
Prove it is right. Since it was written by those who twisted the origingal Hebrew text.
Oh, I forgot. Fundies think that the original text is WRONG.
12/15/2007 10:02:35 PM
#362830
dworkin
Well, when people like you shout out 'Jay-sus', I jump because my brain recognises the cry of a looney.
12/15/2007 10:03:18 PM
#362831
jsonitsac
Actually Jerusalem has been there for over 3000 years. I don't know what you're talking about.
12/15/2007 10:04:36 PM
#362840
Saccharissa
"For many years the bible was thought of as a lie because ( I forgot what the name was) it spoke of a acient city that was not real so therefore untrue But several years later they FOUND the city underground."
Uh, I think you may be thinking of ancient Troy... The Iliad, the Bible, easy mistake to make; both unbelievably bloody, and full of ridiculous mythology.
12/15/2007 10:13:46 PM
#362841
keiko
Wait, what city is this persontalking about?!
12/15/2007 10:15:46 PM
#362842
Snopester in Exile
He must mean Irem, the City of Pillars, of which it was written, "That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die."
Wait, wrong ancient book.
12/15/2007 10:15:53 PM
#362891
Osiris
You can't be bothered to come up with a name which makes fact checking this story impossible so I discard it as bullshit.
12/15/2007 11:32:14 PM
#362894
cyborgtroy
Okay... Jesus fed 500 people or whatever with a fish and a bread stick, walked on water, turned some of it wine, etc. All of which are physically impossible as stated in the Bible.
12/15/2007 11:45:30 PM
#362908
also I found something intresting my teacher told us.
ever consider that your teacher is lying to you?
I can't even tell you the number of times I got horrible misinformation from a teacher, which resulted in me having to re-learn whatever they failed to teach me correctly the first time.
12/16/2007 12:02:19 AM
#362913
Euclid
While we're trying to prove the bible wrong, can you try to learn spelling and grammar? Thx.
Also, sounds a lot like Troy. So... wanna follow your "logic" to its conclusion now? Try to prove the Iliad wrong; u cant!
12/16/2007 12:13:22 AM
#362917
Jack Bauer
Stripey goats anyone?
12/16/2007 12:25:52 AM
#362918
Mike
And the city would be, what, exactly?
12/16/2007 12:25:59 AM
#362939
SSJPunk
Even if you are generous and believe a Goliath was >9ft tall(Robert Wadlow was close)...
A staff turning into a snake when thrown to the ground, and a woman spontaneously turning into salt are a bit harder to believe.
Not to mention a guy having godstrength by growing his hair long, defeating a lion barehanded, bees nesting in its body, AND him coming back and getting the honey? Where are the mythbusters when you need them?
12/16/2007 1:35:44 AM
#362952
Razark
So, they found a city that wasn't real underground?
A. If it wasn't real, they found something else, not a city that doesn't exist.
B. Ok, granted that you misspoke, name the city.
C. Granted that this information is true, that's but one point out of many. Your next task is to locate a talking snake offering fruit.
D. Don't believe everything everyone tells you.
E. Teacher? Of what? And were you paying attention, or did you come out of a daydream just in time to catch the end of a discussion on the Illiad?
12/16/2007 2:07:33 AM
#362968
Whydontyou.org.uk
Priceless.
Try to prove the bible wrong; u cant.
So funny it is enough to make you pee yourself.
12/16/2007 2:58:23 AM
#362978
Lithp
"Ever wonder why when we say the name Jesus, everyone cringes or their hearts jump or they simply refuse to hear anything about it?"
First of all, let me say that your punctuation sucks.
Second of all, let me say there is absolutely no way you could know if a person's heart was beating erratically, since I doubt anyone would even let you NEAR medical equipment.
Third let me say, this may come as quite a shock to you, but a lot of people are sick and tired of being sentenced to Hell by idiot Fundies. I doubt they enjoyed the preaching the first time.
Fourth let me say that this cringing is most likely your imagination.
Fifth, let me say, personally, my heart does jump----I love arguing with fanatics.
Sixth, let me say that the name gives no power. Watch this: STEVE FUCKING DAMN IT! See? I got the same amount of stress relieved than if I were to say "Jesus" instead of "Steve."
Seventh let me say that your whole damn argument is so vague that no one can verify the validity of it.
Eighth, let me say, I highly doubt the Bible is the word of God, & if it is, I'm Hell-bound & proud.
Ninth, let me say, fuck you, I'm saying all this shit anyway.
Tenth, let me say that this has been the Ten Let me Says.
(Don't you feel like such a loser for wasting your time reading through all 10?)
12/16/2007 3:40:39 AM
#362995
peabody
"Ever wonder when we say the name Jesus everyone crinches or their hearts jump or they simply refuse to hear anything about it."
For me, it's because I know that I'm about to hear a horribly wrong apologetic argument.
12/16/2007 4:55:34 AM
#363005
anevilmeme
"Try to prove the bible wrong; u cant."
4 legged insects, bats are fowls, pi = 3, four corners of the earth, et al.
Next?
12/16/2007 5:39:48 AM
#363009
And the best part is that, even if that city was real, you're unable to remember the name. I find it hilarious.
12/16/2007 5:47:40 AM
#363028
cui bono
what language do you speak? Gibberish is bad enough but when you invent your own spelling like you invent your own truth, even the guys at Bletchley Park would be unable to make sense of anything you say.
12/16/2007 6:28:24 AM
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