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You are in denial and have perverted the Word of God. How can you call yourself a Christian when you openly deny what is written in God's Word? For God's Word gives an account of creation that is incompatable with the teachings of evolution. You are not a Christian, and the Lake of Fire awaits you unless you repent of your sin.


ElijahFalling, ChristianForums.com 30 Comments [12/16/2007 4:59:18 AM]
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BreeStar

"God's Word" gives accounts of a lot of things that are "incompatible" with reality, ElijahFailing. Could it be, perhaps, a metaphor? Or, God forbid, symbolic in any way? Or maybe just flat wrong?

Nope, if the "Word" is in any way incompatible with reality, reality must be wrong.

12/16/2007 5:16:17 AM

anevilmeme

Why do fundies object to theistic evolution?

12/16/2007 5:34:10 AM

Ahkenaten

@anevilme

Because if the Bible says it was done in 7 days 6000 years ago, it doggone well was done in 7 days 6000 years ago. Or so it would seem for someone with a tenuous (at best) grasp of reality.

12/16/2007 5:46:44 AM



So, a lake of fire awaits for 2/3 of creation for understanding that snakes don't speak, the world is not created in seven days(when days were not even invented) and people can't live 900 years?. Living is tough, man.

12/16/2007 5:50:18 AM

cui bono

which Bable ?
not that heretical KJV.

12/16/2007 6:06:27 AM



Have you given all you have to the poor? No? The lake of fire awaits you.

12/16/2007 6:43:01 AM

Mandie

I can't take anyone who references the "Lake of Fire" seriously. Probably because I always end up with the Nirvana cover of that song in my head ...

12/16/2007 8:19:36 AM

xplicit_UK

Tell us, wee Elijah, are ye from Glasgow, Edinburgh, Inverness or Dundee?

12/16/2007 8:28:06 AM

LabRat

ElijahFalling desperately needs a dictionary. He's never heard of the word "parable"


12/16/2007 8:42:50 AM

Bryan65

ElijahFuckwit strikes again.

Hey Elijah, for telling people where they would be headed, you'll be there to greet them.

12/16/2007 8:47:53 AM

Caustic Gnostic

If you don't believe in Reality, the Sump of Dumbass awaits you.

12/16/2007 10:29:17 AM

Jack Bauer

This guy is insane!

12/16/2007 10:37:34 AM

Ponder

People trying to work out theistic evolution, and other such theories, are just trying to make their beliefs work with reality. Doing so means that more people would be willing to believe in the tenets of your so-called holy book.

And yet, the fundies object to it. It's just bizarre, to my eyes.

12/16/2007 11:41:03 AM

flipper

Perhaps Elijah, you should allow God to pick who is a Christian and who isn't!PS I know some moderate Christians who would consider a self-righteous twit like you to be a questionable Christian for being arrogant enough to condemn others!

12/17/2007 1:50:46 AM

Old Viking

Which creation story is your favorite? And why is it that, for 2,000 years, we'be been unable to agree on what the word of gawd says

12/17/2007 2:06:57 AM

Rhys

"Eternal suffering awaits all those who question god's infinite love" - Bill hicks

12/17/2007 3:29:23 AM

Xotan

Lake of Fire! Is this one of the limited subjects that occupies the mental morass of fundies' minds? This and gays, and sexual sin, and evolution. How pathetic!

Oh, mustn't forget the Rapture!

12/17/2007 2:09:47 PM

Safaraz

"the Lake of Fire awaits you unless you repent of your sin."

So its a sin to use the brains that you claim your god gave us? right, talking about an evil arsehole.

12/17/2007 3:13:35 PM

JasoNF

"For God's Word gives an account of creation that is incompatable with the teachings of evolution"

God's word also gives an account that is incompatable with a round Earth, and with the quiet wisdom of poison warning labels (Mark 16:18).

So, I'm going to say it's the word of God that should be thrown out, and science kept, but if you disagree, have a pint of bleach, then we'll talk.

12/17/2007 4:45:24 PM

Mudflappus

Ahhh, I see that there is only one interpetation that is valid. Amazing how so many others have gotten it wrong. All hail ElijaFalling as the sole proprieter of the word.

12/17/2007 7:14:36 PM

NonProphet

ElijahFalling, like so many fundies out there, seems to have a messiah complex. He believes he is infallible, his interpretation is the only correct one, and anyone that doesn't blindly follow him as a disciple is going to burn forever.

How pathetic.

12/17/2007 7:35:53 PM



Don't make us speak about the perversion of the words of Jesus you're making. People living in glass houses...........

12/17/2007 11:32:01 PM

The Unforgiven

Anyone who has read the bible knows that mankind has evolved since then.

12/27/2007 8:29:52 PM

Quantum Mechanic

It's all made-up; A forgery; Bullshit for idiots.

Deal with it.

7/29/2012 1:16:34 PM

Filin De Blanc

Yet another fundie who seems to have replaced God as judge with himself.

7/29/2012 1:18:01 PM
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