You are in denial and have perverted the Word of God. How can you call yourself a Christian when you openly deny what is written in God's Word? For God's Word gives an account of creation that is incompatable with the teachings of evolution. You are not a Christian, and the Lake of Fire awaits you unless you repent of your sin.
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"God's Word" gives accounts of a lot of things that are "incompatible" with reality, ElijahFailing. Could it be, perhaps, a metaphor? Or, God forbid, symbolic in any way? Or maybe just flat wrong?
Nope, if the "Word" is in any way incompatible with reality, reality must be wrong.
So, a lake of fire awaits for 2/3 of creation for understanding that snakes don't speak, the world is not created in seven days(when days were not even invented) and people can't live 900 years?. Living is tough, man.
Tell us, wee Elijah, are ye from Glasgow, Edinburgh, Inverness or Dundee?
ElijahFuckwit strikes again.
Hey Elijah, for telling people where they would be headed, you'll be there to greet them.
People trying to work out theistic evolution, and other such theories, are just trying to make their beliefs work with reality. Doing so means that more people would be willing to believe in the tenets of your so-called holy book.
And yet, the fundies object to it. It's just bizarre, to my eyes.
Which creation story is your favorite? And why is it that, for 2,000 years, we'be been unable to agree on what the word of gawd says
Lake of Fire! Is this one of the limited subjects that occupies the mental morass of fundies' minds? This and gays, and sexual sin, and evolution. How pathetic!
Oh, mustn't forget the Rapture!
"the Lake of Fire awaits you unless you repent of your sin."
So its a sin to use the brains that you claim your god gave us? right, talking about an evil arsehole.
"For God's Word gives an account of creation that is incompatable with the teachings of evolution"
God's word also gives an account that is incompatable with a round Earth, and with the quiet wisdom of poison warning labels (Mark 16:18).
So, I'm going to say it's the word of God that should be thrown out, and science kept, but if you disagree, have a pint of bleach, then we'll talk.
ElijahFalling, like so many fundies out there, seems to have a messiah complex. He believes he is infallible, his interpretation is the only correct one, and anyone that doesn't blindly follow him as a disciple is going to burn forever.
How pathetic.
Do you:
Kill those that work on Sunday
Stone disobedient children
Kill entire towns if anyone within worships another god
Kill your wife if she's not a virgin on your wedding night
Kill those that wear mixed fabrics
Kill those that eat shellfish
Kill all of the Midianite men, women, and children, but keep the 32000 virgins for you to rape later
Keep slaves, and you can beat the crap out of them for any reason as long as they don't die in a day or two
If not, you are in denial and have perverted the Word of God. How can you call yourself a Christian when you openly deny what is written in God's Word? You are not a Christian, and the Lake of Fire awaits you unless you repent of your sin.
Judge not that ye be not judged
Love thy neighbor as thyself
Sounds like you're breaking gods word
See you in hell, you sinful fuck
Evolution has nothing to do with the beginning of life, only with the diversity of it.
Have you sold all your possessions and given the money to the poor yet?
No? Well, see you in the Lake of Fire, then.
Ex-Olympic gold medallist athlete and [i]ex[/i]-long time Christian Jonathan Edwards would like a word with you, ElijahFail ing.
Just four letters can utterly annihilate your entire doctrine, never mind your argument: OSAS.
Seems he - now an Atheist - can have his non -beLIEf cake, and eat it: as in still go to Heaven, regardless [/Romans 11:26-32]. So that's all you fundie lot, with your 'Turn or Burn' BS, without a righteously indignant & control -freakery pot to piss in anymore.
A certain person who shall remain clueless - and you know who you are - had better not try me, or anyone else here in FSTDT with their own 'Turn or Burn' BS threats, if they know what's good for them. The above. Just throwing that out there. I don't make threats, I give warnings. And you've been warned . [/"Suits"]
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