This is my kind of subject.. You will all know what hell is in about 10 years.. Quote the good ol’ JT on that one.. Some Muslims believe it is temporary.. I do not.. Hell is where your flesh will regenerate and continue to burn at the same time.. And it is not God who will put you there.. It is souls who carry no faith who will put themselves there.. God will simply look the other direction as the infidels have done to him for so many years.. Take heed of my warning..
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"And it is not God who will put you there.. It is souls who carry no faith who will put themselves there."
I suppose that similarly if I were to go out and rob a bank that it wouldn't be the court system that put me in prison but myself, right? Perhaps you should conduct a survey of the penal system of any country in the world and see how many prisoners actually did put themselves there by willingly walking into a police station and confessing.
"God will simply look the other direction as the infidels have done to him for so many years."
Uh, yeah. I don't think so. That whole omnibenevolent thing would kind of get in the way. Unless you're cherry picking the parts of your Bible that contradict that part (i.e. all of the OT).
You mean your god acts like a spurned lover or a petulant child?
If your god is so awesome and almighty and all that good stuff (way above and superior to you), why does he have the same attitudes, the same failings, the same idiocies as you?
The first time I heard this nonsense was at a young age, and the only message I received from it then, was that grown-ups can be reeeally retarded.
The real Deity is perfect and complete, needing nothing, wanting nothing. Not like g0d, who is nothing but a diseased ego.
"This is my kind of subject"
What is? Revenge fanatsy in which you get to gloat over the suffering of others? What kind of sadistic sick fuck are you?
"Quote the good ol’ JT on that one.. Some Muslims believe it is temporary.. I do not.. Hell is where your flesh will regenerate and continue to burn at the same time.. And it is not God who will put you there.. It is souls who carry no faith who will put themselves there.. God will simply look the other direction as the infidels have done to him for so many years.."
Ah, I see. You're the kind of sadistic sick fuck who gets off on worshipping other sadistic sick fucks. Does it make up for your tiny penis and your erectile disfunction?
So you are giving us a timeline on when Islamic Fundamentalists are going to start a Nuclear Holocaust?
Although I don't approve of Guantanamo, I think you might be one for whom I might just about turn away my gaze, just like YOUR version of god!
God won't put you there, he'll simply allow you to go there. Freedom is slavery, war is peace, ignorance is strength.
"God will simply look the other direction as the infidels have done to him for so many years.."
So God will be hesitant to believe any of the completely unsubstantiated claims he's presented with but willing to believe we're being punished if he sees some evidence ?? Sounds perfectly reasonable to me.
It is either a recent convert from Christianity to Islam, or just a poe, by the sound of it. Either way he's got his mythology mixed up.
While "Jibrael" is indeed an approximation of the Arabic name for (archangel) Gabriel, Muslim mythology, unlike its Christian counterpart, doesn't claim Gabriel (or Raphael) to be the bearer of "the trumpet". That job is for archangel Israfil .
Also unlike Christianity, Muslim afterlife emphasizes more on pleasure for the righteous than torture for the sinner, and everybody, even us Atheists get to go to heaven (oh joy), eventually, after Allah the merciful is bored of torturing us for a few hundred million years.
"You will all know what hell is in about 10 years"
>2007
Years ago, Harold Camping made a prediction that the world would end on 21st May 2011. That day came & went. Nothing happened. He desperately said he'd 'miscalculated' as a damage limitation exercise, and re -predicted that it would actually happen on 21st October of that year.
Nothing happened.
Camping's credibility went down the shitter as a result.
17th December 2007. Okay. I'll note down 17th December 2017 , and bookmark this particular FSTDT page.
'We'll hold you to that'. That phrase exists for a reason , JiFAIL Trumper. Remember what happened to Harold Camping. [/hyper-Schadenfreude ]
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Clicking on the quote link, it 404s. Even the base URL 404s. How conveeeeeeenient for you, eh JiFAIL?!
Nonexistent link, nonexistent threat.
Hell makes as much sense as adopting a child, making sure he never sees you, leaving a book of vague and arbitrary rules for him, hiring a stranger to tell the child that they should follow that book or something bad will happen, and then, when he dies, taking his brain, reviving it, and constantly firing the pain centers of it for not following those rules.
A sane god would not wait until it is too late. A kind god would not resort to eternal torture.
Confused?
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