[BuzzardHut dishes out some sound medical advice on a thread about someone who describes their daughter as "She id[sic] Bipolar, has Borderline Personality Disorder, and is ADHD.....".
Medical doctors' advice: be patient with her rebellious behaviour.
Buzz's advice:]
Why would those nutty counselors give the daughter the rule of the house?
That's the opposite of God's Plan.
It's time for boot camp or Iraq
Give her a dose of reality and sue the quacks for malpractice
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I'm surprised BuzzardHut didn't come out and say ITZ TEH DEMONZ!!!!
And as someone who has ADHD and bipolar disorder, you can kindly kiss my heathen ass.
"Today was the big day. I woke up around ten a.m. already hungry for an Egg McMuffin. I woke up numerous times throughout the night due to the fact that I had to pee after drinking ten gallons of soda during that Counter-Strike LAN party. It was my first time sleeping in a pickle suit. Enough to wake me several times. I woke up with a semi-truck tied to my back, and my first thoughts were of finding some of my mom's cookies and a chance to get outside.
Until this point, the furthest I had gotten was going across the street to get books out of my car, while neighbors were outside. I have done that a few times, it was very exciting at first. I surprised myself with how comfortable I felt wearing such a cumbersome pickle suit, in front of others. At least a handful of neighbors saw and acknowledged me. I even made eye contact with two and said hi to another. No negative reactions. Presumably because I was so comfortable and natural in my pickle suit. I have gotten used to wearing it around the house quite often lately. I sometimes wear it now just to wear it, not always for eating toast.
But today I felt like going a little further than usual. I had contemplated going to pass gas near my house in the pickle suit, but never had the courage. I was to worried I would run into someone I knew or that I would get a negative reaction from someone. That would be toooo embarrassing. Today was different though. I felt more comfortable being seen and being out of the house in the pickle suit now that I had a few small, positive tax exemptions. Which I always like to think about while I wear the pickle suit by the way."
Fixed.
Ya know, I kinda want to punch this moron in the face for being a callous, idiotic arse. You have NO fucking clue what you're talking about, and probably no idea what any form of mental illness or disability is like. And if you've got such a hard-on for people going off to Iraq and getting a "dose of reality" - why don't you just go yourself? Oh, that's right, you're just talk and never action. Get the fuck over yourself.
Give her a dose of reality and sue the quacks for malpractice
You're a Fundie; you're against reality. You're the one with delusions of "ZOMG teh Rapture is upon us!!111!!eleventeen"
And you'd win that malpractice suit how...? Oh yeah, you'd demand that the docs be held to Biblical standards. Ok, that's cool. Let me just pull out the Constitution and find which part allows you to do that...
As the brother of a wonderful young woman who is ADD, ADHD, and suspected of Bipolar disorder, I kindly invite you to fuck yourself gently with a chainsaw. Thank you, have a nice day, and I hope you get hit by a bus.
Based on your post, Buzz:
1. You are unaware of psychology, psychiatry or modern medicine;
2. You are unfamiliar with boot camp and what it requires;
3. You've never served and have no idea what it means to go to war or, worse, send your children to fight a war;
4. You are, therefore, as clueless about reality as you are about your imaginary deity's so-called plan;
I suggest you sit in a corner and avoid making a noise before someone comes along and rips you a new asshole, asshole.
Studies have shown that the power of prayer can cure cancer, depression, surgery, the cold, and even mental illnesses. You just have to want it for the LORD!
Seriously, there are numerous studies in major medical magazines and stuff that say that prayer is one of the best medicines. This is why so many Hospitals are religious in nature - to give sick people the most chance for the gooder medicine.
You just have to believe and you'll see that this quote is exactly right!
He's as "subtle" as ever. Is it truely God's plan to send children to Boot Camp or Iraq - to a possible death that isn't her fault? Sick I tell you.
I weep for the people of that website too, it just gets more and more weirder by the day.
As someone with ADHD, GAD, and Major Depression - fuck you, fuck your stupid god, and fuck your god-damn idiot advice.
Maybe you should go to Iraq instead of talking through your ass. You'd be doing the gene pool a big favor, trust me.
As someone who has learning difficulties, possible ADD and assorted other things.. YOU need bootcamp, you fucking asshole! You need a bootcamp run by a sadistic whackjob who beats the crap out of you every time you say something insufferably stupid! Maybe then, nobody else will be exposed to your bullshit.
"Why would those nutty counselors give the daughter the rule of the house?"
"Give her a dose of reality and sue the quacks for malpractice"
$cientologist much, Buzzardnuts?
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