"Its no surprise that marijuana leaves have five points, just like a pentagram."
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Just how much marijuana do you have to smoke to think that it resembles a pentagram?
On a completely unrelated note, how would I got it?
I guess Virginia creeper, the buckeye and several species of pine trees must be the dibble's own plants, too. Not to mention starfish, the human hand and many flowers.
Like the five-day work week, like five toes on each foot, like five golden rings, like five-petaled flowers, etc. etc. - the whole WORLD must be filled Satanic influence!
Marijuana leaves can have anywhere from 5-11 points, but always an odd number.
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Huh? What? That's not what Sunny Ray meant?
Goddamnit! OUR hands are SATANIC!
They keep touching me in inappropriate ways! MAKE IT STOP! And the less said about pentose sugars! Its obvious that DNA and RNA are the DEVIL due to their pentagonic shape. Oh and the US government... EVIL! Their defence is due to the PENTAGON!!!
Some people are like slinkies. No real purpose in life except to bring a smile to my face when I push them down the stairs...
its no wonder our toes each have 5 points, or our hands,
and our face have 5 entry points (mouth, 2 nostils, 2 ears)
cause the human body was made by SATAN.
arent we special...
So the Maple leaf, the symbol of Canada, is of the devil??
Does this mean that Canada is Satan's own county - of course it is, after all Canada has universal health care!
The Law of 5's. It's not satanic. If you'll read the Principia Discordia , you'll learn that all things happen in fives, or come in fives, or are divisible by five, or can be mulitiplied by five, or in someway or another have something to do with the number five. Besides, I thought satan's number was six. Silly me. I must not have got the memo.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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