I have a miracle to share if it is ok....for the past, oh I would say 2 months, my dh and I have been driving our car that has had a very bad vibration in the wheel when driving. Dh and I thought it was the tie rods or wheel bearings, and with us both working, we kept putting off checking it. Dh is good at mechanics, so one a couple weeks ago, he decided to finally check the car. What he found was a definate miracle of God. One of tires had the rubber falling off of it. He said "Do you believe in miracles honey? Because God just has been protecting us for quite awhile. We are VERY blessed that we have not had a blowout and wrecked the car and killed one or all of us!" He got new tires on the car. But I was so thankful to the Lord that He had protected us through the time we had not checked it!!!
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What the fuck is a dh? A designated hitter? Ahh, yes, because you were lazy fucktards, that obviously don't give a flying shit about anyone's safety, you attribute the fact that you didn't have a blow out to divine protection? PHAIL. i suppose that if YOU HAD a blowout and had killed a number of people, it would have been the work of the debil.
You obviously knew something was going on with your car, you checked your tires, you found the problem. Kudos! Who's to say you didn't have another 3 months of life left in your tires?
And I love how they only think about THEIR family. Wow - isn't that just totally Xian! Who gives a crap about the other drivers out there - hey, maybe god was protecting them and not you!
Remember folks, buy only genuine God tires! And, if there is any chance of a blowout, God will divert his attention from the suffering in Darfur to make sure they won't!
DH, the most useful abbreviation on the internets. ;-)
It can mean "dear husband," "damn husband" or "dick head," depending on one's mood.
No no no. Designated Helpmeet! LOL
And Bryan65, do you mean adding to the suffering in Darfur, because he sure doesn't appear to be reducing it...
I doubt very much that your dh (dumb husband?) is "good at mechanics" since he didn't get around to checking the vibration for a couple of months. (It would have taken me all the time required to pull over and find a safe place to check it after the very first time I heard a strange noise.)
But, in any case, I wish your god would get off his big fat ass and do something for all the starving children and other suffering people in the world instead of taking care of fundifucktards who are too lazy and stupid to take care of themselves.
You should check your tires regularly anyway, Steffie. It was incredibly retarded of you not to have checked out why your wheel was vibrating earlier. Or did you think that was your hubby's job? It's a car and therefore, off limits to a woman? Fuck you, you dumb broad. Don't wait for the man to do it. Your hands aren't broken and it doesn't take a genius to change a damn tire.
That was pure luck. It was extremely sinful to drive a less than roadworthy car. It was also criminal. You could have killed people - innocent people. I don't mean stupid irresponsibles ones like you.
On yer knees and pray the laws for forgiveness for your evil deeds!
"I have a miracle to share if it is ok"
To say nothing of your total disregard of other people on the road, who might have been the victims of your purely human negligence.
God is a mechanic now?
This reminds me of postgame locker room interviews where the winning quarterback always says, "It was a tough game, but in the end Jesus came through for us. Thank you, Jesus!"
You never hear the losing quarterback say, "We had a good game going, but near the end of the fourth quarter Jesus really fucked up."
And if they had wrecked the car but survived, Satan made the tire blow out but the Lord protected them from being killed. And if they had been left in a wheelchair for life, the Lord would be "testing them". And if they had killed some atheist, the victim would have suffered God's retribution.
Shit, that's nothing. With g0d on my side, I don't have to buy gasoline any more. I just piss in the fuel tank. I notice that the car prefers coffee piss to beer piss. And I enjoy coffee. Thanks g0d for finding a car for me that shares my taste!!<halo smiley>
@ VHB:
And what can we do to silence these Christian athletes who thank Jesus whenever they win, never mention his name when they lose. Not a word. You never hear 'em say, 'Jesus made me drop the ball.' or 'The good Lord tripped me up behind the line of scrimmage.' According to these guys, Jesus is undefeated. Meanwhile, these assholes in last place.
Huh?
And your so called "miracle form gOd" is rather common.
Faulty tires that are tubeless dont have blowouts. They simply deflate.
I remember some wackjob evangelist from New Zealand, Bill Subritsky, had once written that god had put fuel in his car when he forgot to put gas in it. Pathetic. On another note, I've found a site where some guy went to one of Bill's healing crusades and wound up losing his faith there. Or at least started to.
http://www.crazymalc.co.nz/06Nov/08Nov/08Nov.htm
Healing Services and being the subject
I remember mentioning in a Bible study group that I had never seen anyone healed miraculously and would like to. So the Bible study group and I headed off to a Bill Subritsky healing service.
Just read on, he wakes up later.
To Bryan 65: "Yes, folks, be sure to drive on God's tires. Now remember, God's Authorized Tires, only available at your "God's Authorized Tires Authorized Dealer! Bringing you dependable God Authorized Tires since 1611!"
@393526 "God protects lazy idiots now?"
I think it's in the beattitudes:
"Blesses are the lazy idiots, for they shall shelter under God's hand"
Let me get this straight. You felt the vibration of what was obviously a serious problem with you car, did nothing for two months, and then claim your luck is a miracle? Can they still get a darwin award if they live or do they have to chlorine the gene pool?
@ Proto
I've always been annoyed by the bumper sticker that says 'protected by God' or similar.... there's a few variants.
I usually feel compelled to follow the car to where it's going and attack it with a stick or something, so I can yell at the owner "See! Some protection!"
"... he decided to finally check the car. What he found was a definite COINCIDENCE OF MATERIALS SCIENCE. One of the tires had the rubber falling off of it. He said "Do you believe in miracles, honey? Because MODERN RUBBER MANUFACTURING has been protecting us for THIS WHOLE FREAKING TIME. We are very GLAD THAT SOMEBODY SOMEWHERE KNOWS JACK SHIT ABOUT RUBBER. He got new tires on the car. But I was so thankful to the MICHELIN TIRE COMPANY THAT THEIR CHEAP-ASS TIRES DIDN'T BREAK WHILE WE WERE SLACKING OFF the time we had not checked it!!!"
Oh yes! God protected your lazy asses, while he let people die of starvation and natural disasters.
Where were God when those terrorists attacked in Algeria?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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