That guy may have set out to shoot Christians, but you know what? You can't kill a Christian. They can't kill us, only set us free.
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That guy may have set out to shoot Christians, but you know what? You can't kill a Christian.
Sure you can. But you have to use a silver bullet. Oh, no, wait a minute - that's a werewolf. Sorry ...
Oh, you can't kill a christian? Well that puts my mind at ease.
O.k. team, get back to work on those crucifixes! They don't mind after all! Ignore the screams and begging, it's not going to kill them.
@ Neil and John
@GigaGuess I normally refrain from commenting for that same reason. I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way.
This guy and/or gal kinda reminds me of Kirk Cameron in the Left Behind movies. "They can't kill me," you can almost hear him gloat, "I'm a Christian! "
(Actually, come to think of it, Christianity was almost represented as a set of super-powers in that movie, as though they were the X-Men.)
@tracer: Heh, the X-Men indeed, where X = Chi = Christ. :D
That's awesome, even if it wasn't intentional.
Actually, we can still die, we're just less worried about it than most, but most of us still prefer to stick around here for as long as we need to.
@ Sideshow Bob
Chi, if it makes you feel any better, I thought about that one anime with the computer girl named Chi.
Can't say that's much better though, sorry
No big, onions. It is a Japanese name, after all. I picked it up in High School when my, then, girlfriend thought the Blood Goddess (named Chi) in my short stories acted too much like me. Let's just say High School Chi wasn't such a pacifist when dealing with fundies. *shrugs* Live, learn, and act better than they do..I guess
Wanna know what that sounds like? It's something I heard quite a bit of while deployed. It is no different from a middle eastern suicide bomber yelling "ALAHU AKBAR!!" before detonating. All it is, is a midwestern jackass screaming "Set me free, Jesus!!!" before detonating.
Alahu Akbar = Glory to God
tracer: Of course you are right, but who am I to go against the weight of assumptions so deeply rooted in popular culture?
(I can't take personal credit for the image btw, I just searched Photobucket for Kool-Aid and was duly rewarded)
So why in the hell are you so afraid of the healthcare bill, flu shots, etc., etc.??? I think...you might just be..a LIAR.
"You can't kill a Christian. They can't kill us, only set us free."
Wanna bet?
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I've got some .50 cal. DU rounds that I'm itching to try out. Want to be targets for me to practice on?
>:D
@onions
"Chi, if it makes you feel any better, I thought about that one anime with the computer girl named Chi."
"Chobits" just happens to be one of my all-time favourite manga by CLAMP, as well as the anime based on such. I can recommend it to anyone; effectively a 'rom-com' equivalent of Asimov's "I, Robot". Elda & Freya, the 'Chobits' Persocoms:
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'Chii?'
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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