An explanation, which is as good as any, is that demons surround a person from the time they are born until the time they die, knowing every little secret of that person. After you die, the demons split and attach themselves to another baby. When a person tries to connect to the dead, either through themselves (dreams, etc.) or though a medium (a sance, etc.), the demons re-unite and answer any questions to make you believe in ghosts and therefore turn you back on God.
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Demons are real, but only fundies can see them :
"Haggard had experienced a vision in high school after he was born again.
He said he saw demons hovering over newborn babies at a hospital, waiting to instill in them negative character traits such as hatred, greed, drug use and masturbation.
These were the kind of spirits Haggard knew he had to fight. Haggard said he never thought of leading his own church."
http://www2.gazette.com/display.php?id=1326045
Or, for an explanation much better than any other currently available, "talking to the dead" is just cold reading, a pretty well documented technique for fooling people into thinking you know things you don't. That's how John Edward, Sylvia Brown, et al do it.
EDIT: In cases of suspiciously precise information, "hot reading" (acquiring the information from some earthly source and pretending to get it from elsewhere) is most likely being employed, or heavy editing in the case of TV shows (when you've got 2 hours of footage and only have to show 20 minutes of it, you can create the appearance of quite a bit of precision and accuracy).
Hey, let me tell you about this OTHER religion that thinks demons surround you all your life - yeah, that's right, Scientology.
You aren't too fond of those guys, if I remember rightly...
the demons re-unite and answer any questions to make you believe in ghosts
So, demons are definitely real, but believing in ghosts is just silly? Riiight.
szena - The return of the Law of Conservation of Demons!
IF the demons know every secret of the person and so, after that person has died, they can answer questions so that they can fool the living into thinking the answers came from the person's ghost, WHY are the answers provided at seances and such almost always trite, non-specific statements that could have come from any con-artist with a basic knowledge of "cold reading" techniques? Stupid demons! They'll have to do better than that to change my opinion that Stephenq is an idiot.
Gee, my demons are fail. I don't believe in ghosts. Fortunately, your demons are spot on. That explanation is as good as any for why you're batshit nutso- as good as any that's made up without regard to reality, anyway.
Actually, all a person's knowledge and experiences are psychometricly recorded into the knobbly shape of your turds. When you flush those turds away, they end up being recycled into the earth, along with the information they contain, and fertilize future generations of vegetation. When someone eats that vegetation, or eats an animal that has, little bits of your life experience end up diffusing into their body, and just occasionally this creates a hallucination where they briefly glimpse a fragment of life through your senses. This is what ghosts are, just endlessly recycled shit.
Well, you did say your explanation was as good as any !
After you die, the demons split and attach themselves to another baby.
As bullshit as demons are, doesn't someone's death and someone else'e birth make for an element of re-incarnation in this statement? Isn't that against Christianity, being more of a Hindu or Buddhist thing? You, sir, are a bad Christian!
"make you believe in ghosts and therefore turn you back on God."
It has been my experience that the more you believe in ghosts, the more likely you believe in god and all sorts of crazy things.
By any chance are these "demons" actually the souls of aliens imprisoned around volcanoes by the evil Emperor Lord Xenu? And then nukes were dropped on them and they were all killed? And then these "demons" were forced to watch movies about religion?
Yeah, sounds a bit familiar. Read your Bible and put down Dianetics and all your other L. Ron Hubbard stuff.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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