I believe so. Huckabee is God's candidate, and his miraculous rise in the polls over the past month show that there is divine intervention at work. So that goes to show that going against God's divine will is a sin, as exampled by the disobedience of Eve, is blasphemy against Our Lord and Savious Jesus Christ and His Father above, then they will commit a sin greater than any other.
Do you think they will burn in the fiery pits of hell For Ever and Ever for not casting their vote for Mr. Huckabee? If not, why?
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Eve was framed. Now that that's outta the way.
No, because the good Goddess/God/Creative Energy of your Choice is an endless force too powerful to care who leads one country in a vast world for a small period of time.
If Mike Huckabee is the best your god can do, then if there is a god, he is one fucked up dude.
Seriously, do you believe that god really gives a hairy rat's ass about the governance of any nation? Doesn't your bible, in Jesus' own words, tell his followers to "render unto Caesar?..."
Just askin...
divine intervention = whatever is convenient for you
I don't think another "God Candidate" is what this country or this WORLD needs right now. We should take a few years to recover from the current one.
Or, how about we start to tax churches and relieve some of the national debt?
Holy WTF? Ummm, just wait til you get to New Hampshire, where Huck will be crucified, just like his Lawd.
Q.Do you think they will burn in the fiery pits of hell For Ever and Ever for not casting their vote for Mr. Huckabee? If not, why?
Then why did Robertson endorse Guiliani?
Ever consider that Huckabee is nothing more than a cynical politician, sucking up to you brain-dead assholes for votes with a little fake jeezo-groveling?
His miraculous rise in the polls over the past month show that there is divine intervention at work.
Oh, the delicious irony. No way someone like Huckabee could be popular on his own!
Well, i'll just burn in Hell. I'm not going to vote for that nut, or tin-foil conspiracy nut Ron Paul, either. With those two out of the way, maybe there will be a mass exodus of the fundy crowwd to... whoever wants them.
The N*...
Godwin, never mind.
And if Huckabee doesn't get the GOP nomination, that will show...? Divine intervention also? No? Oh, right, I forgot that God's will is suspiciously close to yours.
I think it's a joke.
From another poster: Church needs to be in our lives 24/7 just like Hucky preaches... id be happy with a national mandate installing cameras in our homes to make sure we pray atleast 10 times a day. Dont worry because shortly after huckabee is elected he will send us on our path to redemption, and weil all be with god never again to worry about these heathens who would vote for someone other than hucky and risk eternal brimstone and fire. AMen.
Just a little TOO over the top.
"So that goes to show that going against God's divine will is a sin, as exampled by the disobedience of Eve, is blasphemy against Our Lord and Savious Jesus Christ and His Father above, then they will commit a sin greater than any other."
Sounds like one person started that sentence and another person ended it (in a different tense). Did your multiple personalities swap in and out mid-sentence? Just eat food, and the psychosis might go away.
"Do you think they will burn in the fiery pits of hell For Ever and Ever for not casting their vote for Mr. Huckabee? If not, why?"
so sad, do dangerous. Whe I started reading this site (FSTDT) I was amused, then became incredulous that there were so many people who were so strange. Now the thought of one of them with his finger so close to the button. Then with morons like this who think it is a sin if you don't vote for Huck (and probably worthy of death!), I begin to dispair of humanity......
Yeah I'd love for Hukabee to be president. Then I can tell future generations how I and other people who were not seen as equals in his ultra conservative views survived the camps.
(It's just a joke my family has, so I don't show up on CTSTDT)
Because I, personally, wouldn't leave him in charge of a bike rack in front of a museum, let alone an entire country?
Next!
Seems like even the Republicans were willing to run the risk of eternal fire than throw their lot in with Huckabee. Not that it made any difference in the end, of course.
However, I really think that fundies should try and get a grasp on the meaning of democracy. It does not mean "vote the way I vote or burn in hell."
Since Mr Obama got the most votes, it seems that he was God's candidate. And we all know what happens with those who go against God's divine will, don't we, IFAS?
Are all fundamentalist Christians sadists? Salivating at the thought of others burning for ever, that's not a sane reaction, really.
You are aware that the Israelis don't believe that Jesus is the son of God, right?
The moment God intervenes in your election system, your country stops being a democracy.
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Threatening someone with eternal damnation and divine retribution because they choose to cast a vote for a candidate you don't like is a despicable form of emotional blackmail.
Why this harping on about the disobedience of Eve? Didn't Adam eat of the fruit also?
1. Adam was just as guilty as Eve!www.christiansforthedivinefeminine.com )
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