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Ok heres the truth. Evolution is false, and Creation is true. You ask how's that. Well First off Im a Chistian and I know that God Created the Universe, and second how can something so Beautiful just appear like that? Its impossible. I mean Baseball or Basketball or cars just didnt appear just like that they have to be thought about and then they have to be created. So thats my explanation.

GfreakWarrior, POD Warrior Forum 23 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Papabear

It's true because I say it's true. Hmm, can't argue with that logic.

2/24/2006 12:02:07 AM

Julian

Be careful - passing something that turgid killed Elvis!

6/27/2006 7:48:07 AM

Tommy9898

God created baseball.

10/2/2006 4:18:32 AM

David D.G.

Argumentum ad \"Well, it just is, that's all, so there.\"


~David D.G.

10/2/2006 5:23:26 AM

Salvador

Very good explanation. You just forgot one thing: not to use logical fallacies.

5/25/2007 11:16:30 AM

David B.

\"[H]ow can something so Beautiful just appear like that? Its impossible. I mean Baseball or Basketball or cars just didnt appear just like that they have to be thought about and then they have to be created. So thats my explanation.\"

Wait, don't fundies keep telling us God is beautiful? So I guess God must have been created too? By the FSM, perhaps (who isn't beautiful, just very noodly).

5/25/2007 11:28:00 AM

Laurel

How can something so Ugly just appear like that? Praying mantises eating the heads off their lovers, chimps murdering each other, babies born with their internal organs on the outside--is all that evidence of a loving god too?

5/25/2007 12:23:20 PM

Michael

But doesn't the existence of Paris Hilton invalidate your argument?

5/25/2007 6:46:56 PM

ninjacat

Cars weren't made by God, dumbass. Humans make them.

5/25/2007 7:29:44 PM

Sophomore

And it sucks. Come back when you've graduated from middle school.

5/25/2007 7:52:52 PM

Yorkshireman

Well, I'm convinced.

5/25/2007 8:12:34 PM

Puck

Mash the following ingredients together:

1. inbreeding
2. big black bogeyman book
3. brainwashing

...and voila, intelligence is gone forever!

5/25/2007 8:26:41 PM

nosef

wow, way to prove our point for us.

10/24/2008 7:13:54 AM

PD

That's pretty skilled bullshitting. you deserve a medal.

8/27/2010 9:12:49 AM

Justanotheratheist

What the fuck is a Chistian?

I agree that baseball, basketball and cars had to be created. They were - just not by God.

8/27/2010 9:53:49 AM

ColorAndSound

You're right, they didn't just appear. They were thought about and intelligently created. By humans.

10/19/2010 4:58:31 PM

Swede

Evolution is false, and Creation is true, because you are a Chistian? How did you work that one out?

I know that evolution is happening as we write. What makes your "I know" more true than my "I know"?

The world didn't just appear, it took billions of years to become today's world.

Cars wasn't just created; first there were primitive wheel-barrows, then animal-drawn carts, then fancier animal-drawn carts.
Cars sort of "evolved", over thousands of years.
Plus; cars, baseball and basketball are not living beings. You can't compare apples with bowling balls.

10/20/2010 2:27:58 AM

LordMu

So if inorganic, inanimate, man-made objects incapable of reproduction and mutation didn't evolve, then organic, animate, non-man-made objects capable of reproduction and mutation can't have either? That's fundie logic for you.
PS: Go research Poison Ivy, HIV, Malaria, Tapeworms, Ticks and Bot Flies and then say that the universe is beautiful.

9/18/2011 4:04:19 PM



I'm right because I say I am and things are beautiful, so there.

9/18/2011 6:30:38 PM

Quantum Mechanic

"So thats my explanation."

And it's crap.

5/12/2012 5:55:51 AM



Ok heres the truth. Evolution is false, and Creation is true.

Or, more precisely, here is what you have been led to believe is the truth.


You ask how's that. Well First off Im a Ch(r)istian

Wow, what a surprise.


how can something so Beautiful just appear like that?

Your God must be fugly as hell then.


I mean Baseball or Basketball or cars just didnt appear just like that they have to be thought about and then they have to be created.

Yes, we create those things because we need them. We "need" for we are imperfect. God, a perfect being, can't be needful, for then he isn't perfect, and if he isn't perfect...

5/12/2012 7:04:45 AM

Crimson Lizard

This warrior needs to go back to basic training.

10/26/2013 6:41:45 AM



Ok heres the truth. You're a moron, You ask how's that. Well First off your post makes it pretty obvious, and second, I can tell. How can you be smart? Its impossible. I mean you've given me way more evidence in your post that you're a moron than there is for god to have created the universe. So thats my explanation.

10/26/2013 8:14:00 AM
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