Biblical Christianity is a truth, a reality. All other religions are not, which is why I hate to see Christianity classified as a religion.
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I know, you would rather use it as a political party.
I can see it now -- "The Jebus McNugget Babble Zombie Party"
I see this going Godwin, so....
Actually Biblical Christianity is something of a logical impossibility. For example, pop quiz: does salvation require good works? Question two: is welfare ok? See, it's a pity that S/Paul didn't check his facts with Jesus before publishing them, huh?
"Biblical Christianity is a truth, a reality. All other religions are not, which is why I hate to see Christianity classified as a religion."
By saying "All other religions" you yourself classified Christianity as a religion. You Fail.
Christianity is the belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie that is his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in all humanity because a rib-woman was convinced to eat from a magical tree by an infinitely sadistic being disguised as a talking snake with legs.
Reality.
@ Bob Dole: Ummmm.... Bob? You forgot an important point. He wants to fill you with the Holy Spook (not meant as a racial slur, but a ghoulish slur). Then the Holy Spook can scare the bejeesus out of you, which would be a false Jesus and then make you a True Christian (TM)
Please provide evidence for this claim.
Oh wait! You can't. All religions are based on faith, and Christians claim their beliefs are based on faith as well.
Fail!
Proof, or cluebattery.
Your choice, Josh.
What is biblical christianity then, Josh?
A political party? A social club? A service provider? A criminal enterprise?
Come on , you can tell us.
Biblical Christianity is a truth, a reality. All other religions are not, which is why I hate to see Christianity classified as a religion.
Islam is a truth, a reality. All other religions are not, which is why I hate to see Islam classified as a religion.
Judaism is a truth, a reality. All other religions are not, which is why I hate to see Judaism classified as a religion.
Hinduism is a truth, a reality. All other religions are not, which is why I hate to see Hinduism classified as a religion.
etc., etc., etc. - my religion is bigger than yours.
"My god can kick your god's ass!"
Josh
Plus, if they're not a religion anymore...They lose their tax-exempt status!
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
One of Jack Chick's cartoon tracts contains the following exchange:
MAN: "You religious?"
WOMAN: "No, I'm a Christian!"
Sounds like this guy agrees....
"Biblical Christianity is a truth, a reality. All other religions are not, which is why I hate to see Christianity classified as a religion."
Well, there's your tax-exemption status down the toilet, then.
Your 'Reality' gets utterly annihilated, the government tells you which deity you must worship, and the US Treasury becomes richer to the tune of untold trillions .
But at least you lot are finally allowed to have an 'Opinion'. [/Doug Piranha-levels of sarcasm]
Confused?
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